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Duncanwii
01/31/21 6:57:24 PM
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Now I have to listen to my mom yell at me how inappropriate that was.
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nothanks1
01/31/21 6:58:19 PM
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I thought you said you never get to talk to her now?
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Cobalt_Wasps
01/31/21 6:58:34 PM
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i hate it when im with my girlfriends twin sister and i get confused and end up having sex with their dad

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Duncanwii
01/31/21 6:59:04 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I thought you said you never get to talk to her now?

In person. We Skype every so often.
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nothanks1
01/31/21 7:00:06 PM
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What did you say
assuming it was ok to post on ce
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R1masher
01/31/21 7:01:28 PM
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So your plan worked?

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3PiesAndAFork
01/31/21 7:01:36 PM
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._.

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nfearurspecimn
01/31/21 7:01:44 PM
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that's funny

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Lairen
01/31/21 7:01:46 PM
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Yeah its really awkward calling out your gfs name when banging your sister.....

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Strider102
01/31/21 7:02:40 PM
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Maybe Cpt_Pineapple can give you some pointers. He has experience in this area.

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Duncanwii
01/31/21 7:03:23 PM
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I told her I thought her breasts were the sexiest in the world, that she should take pictures for me in the bath because of how hot I thought she was and l wanted her to take her top off for me.
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Strider102
01/31/21 7:04:20 PM
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*facedesks*

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nothanks1
01/31/21 7:04:32 PM
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And that was a problem for your sister to the point she ratted you to your mom?

So like, you and this female friend of yours are 18 or older?
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pfh1001
01/31/21 7:04:32 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Maybe Cpt_Pineapple can give you some pointers. He has experience in this area.
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Duncanwii
01/31/21 7:05:58 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
And that was a problem for your sister to the point she ratted you to your mom?

So like, you and this female friend of yours are 18 or older?

I'm 30 and shes 27
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Heartomaton
01/31/21 7:06:55 PM
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Start talking dirty to your mom. Assert dominance.

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a-c-a-b
01/31/21 7:08:29 PM
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Stop making shit up Duncan.

That's the only thing that's embarrassing about this.
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nothanks1
01/31/21 7:08:34 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I'm 30 and shes 27

Is your sister an adult too?
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/31/21 7:09:03 PM
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Imagine Duncanwii complimenting your mommy milkers

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Duncanwii
01/31/21 7:09:33 PM
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nothanks1 posted...


Is your sister an adult too?

Shes 7 years younger than me. Doesnt mean she wants to hear her brother talk about how much he wants to see his gf in the Bath.
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nothanks1
01/31/21 7:10:00 PM
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Duncanwii posted...


Shes 7 years younger than me. Doesnt mean she wants to hear her brother talk about how much he wants to see his gf in the Bath.

ok so why not just tell you instead of running to mommy
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Strider102
01/31/21 7:10:47 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Start talking dirty to your mom. Assert dominance.

This is the only way.

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3PiesAndAFork
01/31/21 7:11:55 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
ok so why not just tell you instead of running to mommy
Remember we're talking about Duncanwii's family here.

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Duncanwii
01/31/21 7:12:13 PM
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nothanks1 posted...


ok so why not just tell you instead of running to mommy

Because our entire family is immature and not normal.
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trappedunderice
01/31/21 7:12:17 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Stop making shit up Duncan.

That's the only thing that's embarrassing about this.
People actually think his gimmick is real.
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TeaMilk
01/31/21 7:14:21 PM
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nothanks1
01/31/21 7:14:36 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...

Remember we're talking about Duncanwii's family here.

I don't have a spreadsheet for Duncan so I have no knowledge of him

Duncanwii posted...


Because our entire family is immature and not normal.

so ignore them
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yunalenne10
01/31/21 7:16:24 PM
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Hmm...

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TeaMilk
01/31/21 7:19:16 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Doesnt Cornman talk to you that way?
No lmao I couldn't ever take that kind of thing seriously

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3PiesAndAFork
01/31/21 7:22:37 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
So he never tells you he thinks you're attractive? I always thought that was just a courtesy you tell your gf because you like them?
https://youtu.be/moJj9jfub3I

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The Trent
01/31/21 7:24:31 PM
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its okay tc I believe you

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Shablagoo
01/31/21 7:25:21 PM
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Did your sister overhear you?? One time I was having sex with my gf and she was making a lot of noise and my brother was coming up the stairs...I heard his footsteps so I stopped abruptly, but the funny thing is he was already heading back down the stairs cuz he heard us...so I stopped for no good reason >_>

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nothanks1
01/31/21 7:26:14 PM
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TeaMilk posted...

No lmao I couldn't ever take that kind of thing seriously

I like to imagine you talking to him goes a bit like
'hey think of corn, think of me eating corn'
And then he just goes 'mom, my gf is talking dirty, can you go play bingo for a few hours'
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Duncanwii
01/31/21 7:31:24 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Did your sister overhear you??

Yeah she eventually yelled "Hey, you know your sister can hear you right?!
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nothanks1
01/31/21 7:32:39 PM
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Duncanwii posted...


Yeah she eventually yelled "Hey, you know your sister can hear you right?!

So say 'no sorry, will be more careful' and then be more careful
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3PiesAndAFork
01/31/21 7:35:32 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
So say 'no sorry, will be more careful' and then be more careful
Wrong. Don't say anything and then start moaning sensually.

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Duncanwii
01/31/21 7:47:39 PM
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What's wrong with me? Why do I seem to be 10 younger than I should be emotionally?
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a-c-a-b
01/31/21 7:51:22 PM
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Duncan finally gets laid.

https://youtu.be/KIjWlLcZHK8
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3PiesAndAFork
01/31/21 7:57:52 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Duncan finally gets laid.

https://youtu.be/KIjWlLcZHK8
Fucking love these. Laughing my ass off

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Machete
01/31/21 8:12:23 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Duncan finally gets laid.

https://youtu.be/KIjWlLcZHK8

this one is even better than the other one you posted. I feel like I'd be the monkey or whatever it is that Dora has, but whenever I'd say "I have!" I would elaborate and ruin the scene by making things too dark

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