Current Events > my friend has this really annoying habit where he says ''that was easy'' to hard

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things when he doesnt have to do anything

3 examples:

1. we bought promotional tickets from an associated vendor to a special event at a night club. at the actual club they refused to acknowledge the tickets and kicked us out. i eventually had to contact an old industry friend (not a good friend, im surprised he even picked up) who called the manager who personally came out to get us and bring us in. after all my hard work and stress, once we got in my friend said "i don't know why you're stressing, that was easy"

2. we were ordering a group order for postmates, the order got MASSIVELY screwed up to the point i had to call both postmates and the restaurant multiple times to sort everything out. i was also keeping a spreadsheet of how much everyone had to pay and had to adjust it multiple times. this order eventually got me banned from postmates. 2 hours later, we got our food and he venmo'ed me the money and said "that's all we had to do? that was easy"

3. he was with me for a work from home day and i ran him through a complicated model simulation that took months and months to develop. the model itself ran for 3 minutes and then when it was done he said "they pay you for that? that was easy"
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What a wacky life you live
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Cornmuffins posted...

What a wacky life you live

I dunno, it sounds pretty easy

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Well I mean no shit he thought it was easy when you did all the work my friend.

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Grubhub posted...

I dunno, it sounds pretty easy

I meant in the sense that he has a "story" for everything. For 10+ years. Shits sad
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DespondentDeity posted...

Well I mean no shit he thought it was easy when you did all the work my friend.

yes that's the point lol

Cornmuffins posted...

I meant in the sense that he has a "story" for everything. For 10+ years. Shits sad

if you dont have a bunch of stories from 10 years of life, i would just say you didn't really live your life
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TC sounds like he has an easy life

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Well that was painful and not easy to read. Your life sounds stuffy and boring.

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I have plenty of stories. The difference is that mine are real.
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Cornmuffins posted...

I have plenty of stories. The difference is that mine are real.

lmfao, never fails to crack me up how jealous you are

imagine getting salty about stories where i go to a club, make a postmates order and do work
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I mean, I get people in here are trying to be funny, but what about any of these stories seems cool enough to make up? I get no believing his "pick-up artist" ones, but these are fairly mundane.

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Funny you should mention that because my friend and i were at the club, and he saw a bartender he liked. he kept asking me for advice because earlier i was dancing with a few hot girls, but took a break to have some drinks. i told him to act naturally and he took my advice and soon enough he was chatting up the bartender, making her laugh. we even came back the next night because he wanted to see her again.

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Call him Sir Staples

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He next time he does something hard say the same thing

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Or do the opposite. Make the most easy and boring tasks seems soooo difficult and complain about how hard it was.

Gimme his address. I got an easy button in some lame rascals Flatts promotional shit years ago.

You hit it and it sings eaaaaaaaassssssyyyyy.

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