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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/21 10:25:01 PM
#351:


Thank fuck i'm not HIV postive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMtcNZ3cVG4

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/21 10:33:00 PM
#352:


I spent my summers at the Jersey shore with my granddad, sand spurs there were broken crack pipes or needles.

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JimCarrysToe
02/12/21 10:35:25 PM
#353:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I did google it too they're called goat heads JIM. For christ sake you should know this.

I never met one person here other than you that calls them sand spurs.
Everyone i know calls them sandspurs. Why would you call them goatheads? Are you blind?

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/21 10:37:42 PM
#354:


When they die and dry up they usually look like a goat head ya know with the horns. You step on the mother fuckers all the time and ruin your life.

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JimCarrysToe
02/12/21 10:38:45 PM
#355:


Nah ur blind. They look nothing like that.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/21 10:40:43 PM
#356:




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TreyFlowers
02/12/21 10:52:09 PM
#357:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Is Australian beer just garbage or something

generally yeah, although there's a lot of good small local breweries, but the mainstream stuff (basically all Cartlon & United Breweries) is very ordinary

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/21 11:06:29 PM
#358:


If ya need something to fall asleep to tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va98nM53yNo

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JimCarrysToe
02/12/21 11:09:37 PM
#359:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
https://gsistatic.com/user_image/7/9/9/AAHlKpAABerX.jpg
Nope.

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JimCarrysToe
02/13/21 12:15:21 AM
#360:


Any1 wanna cah?

https://allbad.cards/game/printed-jackal-2266

@Johnny_Nutcase @MabusIncarnate @CanuckCowboy @YugiNoob @Harpie @a-c-a-b @waterlink @nevershine @moh82sy @ApherosyLove

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JimCarrysToe
02/13/21 12:15:35 AM
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JimCarrysToe
02/13/21 12:16:22 AM
#362:


https://allbad.cards/game/printed-jackal-2266

@SiO4 when you gonna get is on cah? @Dreepapult

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IfGodCouldDie
02/13/21 12:18:22 AM
#363:


Working tonight.

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SiO4
02/13/21 12:32:33 AM
#364:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://allbad.cards/game/printed-jackal-2266

@SiO4 when you gonna get is on cah? @Dreepapult


I will I know I am always lazy about that lately.
I'll get into it at some point.
I guess it's learning a new game has slowed me down a bit.
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JimCarrysToe
02/13/21 12:33:47 AM
#365:


Imagine if humans hatched from eggs laid in the dead skin of their mother that their father came in. Nature wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsStKuWHI_c

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Dreepapult
02/13/21 1:23:36 AM
#366:


Sorry, was checking out Bowser's fury at my buddy's

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JimCarrysToe
02/13/21 1:35:43 AM
#367:


Ok I'm gonna go sew a hole in my cats blanket and a stuffed animal then.

Also they changed the site again and I'm upset.

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moodygrapes
02/13/21 4:54:45 AM
#368:


Dreepapult posted...
Sorry, was checking out Bowser's fury at my buddy's
for some reason I read Bowser's furry and I was concerned
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TreyFlowers
02/13/21 5:10:30 AM
#369:




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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 8:03:47 AM
#370:


Hahaha. Yeah Pia!

Sometimes a cat has to bite some heads.

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a-c-a-b
02/13/21 9:27:44 AM
#371:


I woke up sore as a bastard today. I think I fell down last night but can't really remember. Drank an entire 40 of vodka yesterday.
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a-c-a-b
02/13/21 10:51:09 AM
#372:


Now that I've gotten out of bed it's even worse. I fucked up my elbow and can't even extent my arm.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 12:03:55 PM
#373:


I only drank 5 beers last night so it basically just put me to sleep. Missed another godamn CAH game.

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MI4 REAL
02/13/21 12:06:36 PM
#374:


I was good at CAO back then.

Everytime I playe CAH against CE I get FUCKED.

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SiO4
02/13/21 12:41:43 PM
#375:


a-c-a-b posted...
Now that I've gotten out of bed it's even worse. I fucked up my elbow and can't even extent my arm.


That happened to me a few years ago.
I kinda took a cat nap and woke up and my arm basically didn't work.

I actually was worried for a bit that I was having a stroke as that is a possibility in my family.
So I did all the basic things, and it didn't appear that I was....

I went on about my life for the next 12 hours or so.
I did my laundry and could barely put a quarter in the machine, as well as take a candy out of my pocket when getting a hair cut. ((Also, now that I remember, I couldn't shave without using two hands.))

Later that night, the second night, I was texting with a friend at my desk, and looked up and noticed.
....The night before I had to swing my arm up to put a plant under lights on a dresser and in that action I must have pulled something in my elbow.

The whole thing sucked, but it felt good once I realized what had actually happened.
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a-c-a-b
02/13/21 1:26:11 PM
#376:


Getting old sucks. When I hurt myself these days it always lasts so much longer. Thankfully Monday is a holiday so I'll have an extra day before I gotta go back to work.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 2:43:51 PM
#377:


Trying out this Jurassic World Evolution game Canuck was talking about. Pretty sure im about to fuck up by releasing a carnivore into an enclosure with 3 herbivores. Should be fun.

Annnnnnnd my Triceratops is dead.....

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 2:45:07 PM
#378:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Trying out this Jurassic World Evolution game Canuck was talking about. Pretty sure im about to fuck up by releasing a carnivore into an enclosure with 3 herbivores. Should be fun.

I ended up finishing the first island with no ceratosaurs or whatever the meat eaters were. Stupid triceratops didn't keep shit in line like they shoulda.

Got two different enclosures on the second island so I'll make some.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 5:45:28 PM
#379:


Oh shit I created a Velociraptor and the bastard broke out and is chasing the guests down. I'm gonna try to run him over with my Jeep.

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 6:08:40 PM
#380:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh shit I created a Velociraptor and the bastard broke out and is chasing the guests down. I'm gonna try to run him over with my Jeep.

Lol. I haven't tried that.

Just been tranquing anything that escapes.

Honestly it's always the vegan assholes who start shit for me.

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 6:10:16 PM
#381:


This dumbase has no idea how to get down but he sure the fuck doesn't want my help either.



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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 6:12:01 PM
#382:




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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 6:12:31 PM
#383:


2nd time I had to start the 2nd island over. I keep going bankrupt. Well the first one would have led to bankruptcy from all the lawsuits from the families of the velociraptor victims.

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TreyFlowers
02/13/21 6:18:22 PM
#384:


CanuckCowboy posted...

Help meeee

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 6:19:55 PM
#385:


TreyFlowers posted...
Help meeee

That was actually "fuck you i don't need help!" Lol.

Hes down now but he's trying to go back.

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 6:20:29 PM
#386:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
2nd time I had to start the 2nd island over. I keep going bankrupt. Well the first one would have led to bankruptcy from all the lawsuits from the families of the velociraptor victims.

Same. I haven't even had any victims yet just some people running and screaming but I keep overspending.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 6:52:43 PM
#387:


Shit I created a dilophosaurus and he got out, I left a little gap in the fencing. Sons a bitching bastard carnivores are terrorists.

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matteus70
02/13/21 7:02:31 PM
#388:


I just realized that I had this game (I got it for free on EGS since its by FDev and I am disturbingly addicted to Elite Dangerous) so I'll check it out.

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MabusIncarnate
02/13/21 7:05:55 PM
#389:


I was into Elite Dangerous for a while, I like the real deep sims like that

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 7:08:08 PM
#390:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Shit I created a dilophosaurus and he got out, I left a little gap in the fencing. Sons a bitching bastard carnivores are terrorists.

Wtf how are you making those? I can't make those yet.

Rocking some of those spiky watchamafucks though.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 7:08:53 PM
#391:


I built a 2nd expedition site on the 2nd island and it unlocks new locations.... dilophosaurus is one of them.

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 7:12:33 PM
#392:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I built a 2nd expedition site on the 2nd island and it unlocks new locations.... dilophosaurus is one of them

Oh I'm guessing velociraptor was one too?

I picked science to start but honestly I'm building a ton of guest shit for extra income. Those fuckers can be happy with my super awesome plant eater enclosure and my 2 ceratosaurus

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 7:19:17 PM
#393:


Yeah even though my first two attempts at the 2nd island ended in complete failure it seems to keep the fact that I built 2 expedition sites anyway.

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matteus70
02/13/21 7:21:37 PM
#394:


Holy shit Jeff Goldblum's is in this game.

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 7:30:46 PM
#395:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah even though my first two attempts at the 2nd island ended in complete failure it seems to keep the fact that I built 2 expedition sites anyway.

Wtf it won't let me do that.... but I have a goal to find a new carnivore fossil.

I'm fuckin balling over here with cash overflow but it says I can't build 2 on one island.

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 7:31:38 PM
#396:


matteus70 posted...
Holy shit Jeff Goldblum's is in this game.

Fuck yeah he is.

The whole cast is but I mean who cares besides goldblum.

If johnny has raps maybe Chris Pratt is actually saying something worthwhile for him.

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MabusIncarnate
02/13/21 7:34:45 PM
#397:


"I'm sorry, I don't know how this machine works"

Flips off Johnny

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 7:57:58 PM
#398:


He just says his usual shit like "Oh that raptor reminds of ol Blue. She'll probably listen to you" First fucking thing that raptor did was tear down a fence and eat like 17 people.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 8:10:15 PM
#399:


I just unlocked Isla Nublar and it's the biggest island but it's also sandbox mode. Not sure how I unlocked it though.

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CanuckCowboy
02/13/21 8:25:35 PM
#400:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
He just says his usual shit like "Oh that raptor reminds of ol Blue. She'll probably listen to you" First fucking thing that raptor did was tear down a fence and eat like 17 people.

Lame. He talks to me about blue and I'm like shut the fuck up dumbass we don't have raptors here. Step it up Chris Pratt.

Also apparently I suck ass at this game.

I'm finally stacking money up buy I'm not unlocking shit anymore.

I picked science as the early focus thing what did you pick?

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