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Tom Clark 02/09/21 8:51:27 AM #51: |
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masterpug53 02/09/21 9:27:11 AM #52: |
What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?!
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Thighon 02/09/21 10:41:54 AM #53: |
Oh ho, why, certainly, Poppin' Fresh! I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo!
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Blue_Target 02/09/21 12:15:58 PM #54: |
Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket.
You don't have to tell me sir. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 02/09/21 1:20:26 PM #55: |
Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?
I prefer not to know. Frankly, one is too many. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/09/21 1:26:18 PM #56: |
Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the world. You have everything!
You mean I have pneumonia? Yes. Juvenile diabetes? Yes. Hysterical pregnancy? A little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered... in you. Well, this sounds like bad news. You'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. Here's the door to your body, see? And these are oversized novelty germs. That's influenza, that's bronchitis, and this little cuddlebug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once: "Move it, ya knuckleheads!!" "Gimme room!" "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!!" We call it Three Stooges Syndrome. --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 02/09/21 1:43:57 PM #57: |
Thats preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie.
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masterpug53 02/09/21 1:45:44 PM #58: |
*wheezes* Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.
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Cocytus 02/09/21 1:47:32 PM #59: |
Donuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!
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masterpug53 02/09/21 1:53:01 PM #60: |
Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.
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matteus70 02/09/21 2:41:34 PM #61: |
Have the Rolling Stones killed.
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Blue_Target 02/09/21 2:42:54 PM #62: |
Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Bur sir, those aren't... Do as I say! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 02/09/21 6:58:08 PM #64: |
You there. Fill it up with petroleum distillate and revulcanize my tires. Post-haste!
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matteus70 02/09/21 7:10:41 PM #65: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtDvs4J0Z0A
I still can't believe that they deleted this scene. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thighon 02/09/21 11:27:44 PM #66: |
I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
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The Popo 02/09/21 11:50:00 PM #67: |
When I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time. Ho ho, I ate my share of wieners that day!
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HylianFox 02/10/21 12:27:45 AM #68: |
I was saying "Boo-urns"...
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masterpug53 02/10/21 9:46:18 AM #69: |
My germs, my precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never had the chance!
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Heartomaton 02/10/21 12:20:11 PM #70: |
https://youtu.be/icg2pCIQCoA
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The Popo 02/10/21 12:22:18 PM #71: |
While not a quote, just a friendly reminder that Burns was indirectly responsible for Whitey Ford getting bludgeoned with pretzels.
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Thighon 02/10/21 12:25:24 PM #72: |
The Popo posted...
While not a quote, just a friendly reminder that Burns was indirectly responsible for Whitey Ford getting bludgeoned with pretzels.Yes, well, frankly you've been a bit of a pill lately. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 02/10/21 1:51:33 PM #73: |
Thighon posted...
Yes, well, frankly you've been a bit of a pill lately. Why do we always fight on vacation? --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/10/21 8:07:21 PM #74: |
Eww, this place has old man stink!
It's not true sir, you have an enchanting musk. --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 02/10/21 11:23:26 PM #75: |
Ketchup... Catsup... Ketchup... Catsup... Catsup..? Im in way over my head.
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HylianFox 02/11/21 6:17:26 PM #76: |
Smithers, I just saw the most amazing dog on the news. He pulled a baby out from the path of a speeding car, and pushed a criminal in front of it!
FIND THAT DOG! I'm going to make him my Executive Vice President! --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thighon 02/11/21 7:12:19 PM #77: |
Agreed. First prize
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HylianFox 02/11/21 7:16:02 PM #78: |
Thighon posted...
Agreed. First prize FIRST PRIZE FIRST PRIZE FIRST PRIZE unngh Lisa, what are you doing? Messing with your dreams! --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thighon 02/11/21 7:30:21 PM #79: |
HylianFox posted...
FIRST PRIZEgreat segue man. speaking of Oh yeah! Love that spout medley. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 02/11/21 10:40:31 PM #80: |
Smithers, theres a rocket in my pocket!
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HylianFox 02/12/21 12:33:30 PM #81: |
Smithers, what's this strange sensation in my chest?
Your heart is beating again, sir. Oh, that takes me back. Bless you, Shary Bobbins! --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/12/21 12:34:22 PM #82: |
Re...cy...cling...?
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HylianFox 02/13/21 12:39:11 PM #83: |
There's a NEW Mexico?
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The Popo 02/13/21 6:22:58 PM #84: |
Naturally, I can't pay you much of a reward, because I'm strapped for cash. As you can see, this old place is falling apart.
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kuwab0 02/13/21 6:27:11 PM #85: |
The Popo posted...
While not a quote, just a friendly reminder that Burns was indirectly responsible for Whitey Ford getting bludgeoned with pretzels.Wow. This is uh ... This is a black day for baseball. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/14/21 3:13:25 PM #86: |
After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows!
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geshkigal 02/14/21 4:04:21 PM #87: |
Oh-ho-ho... see with your eyes, not with your hands.
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HylianFox 02/14/21 4:05:31 PM #88: |
geshkigal posted...
Oh-ho-ho... see with your eyes, not with your hands. Now give it back Give what back? *sigh* --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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geshkigal 02/14/21 4:13:40 PM #89: |
HylianFox posted...
After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows! AHHH --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 02/15/21 10:05:36 PM #90: |
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
OK Mr. Burns, what's your first name? ... I don't know. --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thighon 02/17/21 12:04:00 PM #91: |
You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
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