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The_Creep_2020 02/09/21 5:45:15 PM #1:	Youre Thor? I can barely pith! --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:950462930] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Youre Thor? I can barely pith! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 02/09/21 5:45:39 PM #2:	The Aristocrats! --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:950462942] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>The Aristocrats! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 02/09/21 5:46:12 PM #3:	I mean, the dick coming out of the banana or the Wendy's bacon cheeseburger? I don't know. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:950462956] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>I mean, the dick coming out of the banana or the Wendy's bacon cheeseburger? I don't know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/09/21 5:46:13 PM #4:	Do we have time? --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:950462958] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Do we have time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 02/09/21 5:46:30 PM #5:	if you wore underwear that size, your eyes would bug out! --- The means of production should belong to the collective unconscious <cite>g0ldie posted [p:950462967] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>if you wore underwear that size, your eyes would bug out! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/09/21 5:47:40 PM #6:	And well, my back was real stiff --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:950463011] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>And well, my back was real stiff </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 02/09/21 5:48:29 PM #7:	"If this won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:950463038] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>"If this won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/09/21 5:50:10 PM #8:	They never get old. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:950463092] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>They never get old. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/09/21 5:50:16 PM #9:	Sausalito --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:950463095] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Sausalito </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 02/09/21 5:50:37 PM #10:	Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:950463106] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/09/21 5:50:58 PM #11:	Grumpy screwed a penguin! --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:950463114] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Grumpy screwed a penguin! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/09/21 5:51:30 PM #12:	"I fold it in half" --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:950463139] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>"I fold it in half" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightRender 02/09/21 5:52:00 PM #13:	I'm still one hole behind you! --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 <cite>NightRender posted [p:950463153] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>I'm still one hole behind you! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GATTJT 02/09/21 5:52:15 PM #14:	Then I said, "That's not a whale, that's my wife!" --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:950463166] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Then I said, "That's not a whale, that's my wife!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/09/21 5:52:40 PM #15:	A little bit later, someone found the postman dead at the side of the road --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:950463175] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>A little bit later, someone found the postman dead at the side of the road </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/09/21 5:52:54 PM #16:	To get to the other side --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:950463180] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>To get to the other side </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 02/09/21 5:53:55 PM #17:	No soap, radio --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:950463224] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>No soap, radio </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/09/21 5:55:13 PM #18:	Hold up, I want to gargle before she sits in it --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:950463267] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Hold up, I want to gargle before she sits in it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 02/09/21 5:56:26 PM #19:	So I gave it to him --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:950463300] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>So I gave it to him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 02/09/21 5:56:41 PM #20:	I don't get it. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:950463309] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>I don't get it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 02/09/21 6:03:58 PM #21:	I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead --- The means of production should belong to the collective unconscious <cite>g0ldie posted [p:950463567] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 02/09/21 6:06:01 PM #22:	"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:950463641] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 02/09/21 6:07:39 PM #23:	my dad farted, and the neighbors house blew up! --- The means of production should belong to the collective unconscious <cite>g0ldie posted [p:950463687] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>my dad farted, and the neighbors house blew up! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tommybel89 02/09/21 6:11:07 PM #24:	He needed the money! OHHHH! --- Go Leafs Go http://www.last.fm/user/Disposableher0 <cite>tommybel89 posted [p:950463788] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>He needed the money! OHHHH! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 02/09/21 6:15:21 PM #25:	Better Nate than lever --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:950463913] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Better Nate than lever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 02/09/21 6:18:00 PM #26:	"That is a midget in a bathrobe!" --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:950463988] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>"That is a midget in a bathrobe!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 02/09/21 6:19:00 PM #27:	You'd think they would have seen it. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:950464027] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>You'd think they would have seen it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 02/09/21 6:19:58 PM #28:	"If you got hit in the Peter with pan you'd fly too" --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:950464063] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>"If you got hit in the Peter with pan you'd fly too" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GS4Life 02/09/21 6:23:04 PM #29:	The writings on the wall --- -Grove Street 4 Life- RIP Kobe + Gianna Bryant <cite>GS4Life posted [p:950464198] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>The writings on the wall </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 02/09/21 6:23:44 PM #30:	But her aim is gettin' better! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:950464213] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>But her aim is gettin' better! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 02/09/21 6:24:18 PM #31:	A pilot, you fucking racist. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:950464225] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>A pilot, you fucking racist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobalt_Wasps 02/09/21 6:25:20 PM #32:	rectum? damn near killed him! --- there is no authority but yourself <cite>Cobalt_Wasps posted [p:950464258] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>rectum? damn near killed him! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/09/21 8:06:23 PM #33:	UnholyMudcrab posted... Better Nate than lever This is my favourite joke ever --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:950467896] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>Better Nate than lever</quote>This is my favourite joke ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/09/21 8:08:13 PM #34:	"Holy shit, a talking dog!" --- You're causing some tension, it got their attention, there's no need to mention Baby that your trousers just fell down <cite>Trumble posted [p:950467957] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>"Holy shit, a talking dog!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 02/09/21 8:08:29 PM #35:	Then I said, "That's not a walrus! That's my wife!" --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:950467967] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Then I said, "That's not a walrus! That's my wife!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 02/09/21 8:11:01 PM #36:	"You don't understand, Chunks is my dog!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:950468052] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>"You don't understand, Chunks is my dog!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 02/09/21 8:11:02 PM #37:	Orange you glad I didn't say banana! --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:950468054] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Orange you glad I didn't say banana! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/09/21 8:12:18 PM #38:	So I said yarr, its driving me nuts! --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:950468102] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>So I said yarr, its driving me nuts! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/10/21 4:19:58 PM #39:	Christian Bale! --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:950496503] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>Christian Bale! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 02/10/21 4:22:55 PM #40:	"Natalie" --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:950496598] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>"Natalie" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/10/21 7:26:22 PM #41:	I hardly knew her! --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:950502658] in ITT, we po... [t:79286814]...</cite> <quote>I hardly knew her! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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