Current Events > She stops in front of you and says ''Wow, you have gorgeous eyes''

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V-E-G-Y-
02/12/21 1:02:10 PM
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ekie
02/12/21 1:03:56 PM
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Id toss a Bratz doll at it and run.

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TheLiarParadox
02/12/21 1:04:51 PM
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I like that bike.

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Cowthief
02/12/21 1:50:06 PM
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...thanks.
...you too!
...don't forget to stay hydrated!

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chaoyun2k
02/12/21 3:00:31 PM
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My gorgeous eyes can see that you are gorgeous.
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skermac
02/12/21 3:04:42 PM
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I marry her

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Firewerx
02/12/21 3:32:32 PM
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And then she lunges at your face with a lock knife to try to prise them from their sockets so she can keep them in a little Tiffany box on her night stand.

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ssj3vegeta
02/13/21 5:12:20 PM
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Turbam
02/13/21 5:16:32 PM
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I'd turn around and see Chad standing behind me

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Crepes
02/13/21 5:18:01 PM
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Shes about 12. Anyone who says they are attracted to her is very suspicious in my books.

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The only intelligent tactical response to life's horror is to laugh defiantly at it. ~Soren Kierkegaard
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Smackems
02/13/21 5:21:36 PM
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Crepes posted...
Shes about 12. Anyone who says they are attracted to her is very suspicious in my books.
This is sexist

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