Current Events > I think Ted Cruz is trying to morph into Trump.

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VipaGTS
02/12/21 11:54:48 PM
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the hair, the weight gain, the terrible shit posting on Twitter...what is he doing lol.

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electricbugs2
02/12/21 11:56:29 PM
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Being a politician from Alberta automatically makes you a brainlet. Its not entirely Cruzs fault, but like I always say, apologies from Canada for Cruz.

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vigorm0rtis
02/12/21 11:56:48 PM
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VipaGTS posted...


the hair, the weight gain, the terrible shit posting on Twitter...what is he doing lol.

That sounds like exactly what most people I know have been doing during covid.

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tremain07
02/12/21 11:57:07 PM
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I think you're right and considering the insurgents were into Cruz all he needs to do is start copying Trump's mannerisms and accordion playing

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Smashingpmkns
02/13/21 12:04:01 AM
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Okay I know it's not an original joke but i made that fucking shit up in a topic here earlier today and that woman owes me royalties
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VipaGTS
02/13/21 9:13:34 AM
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tremain07 posted...
I think you're right and considering the insurgents were into Cruz all he needs to do is start copying Trump's mannerisms and accordion playing
yea. This is on the same level of Graham turning orange.

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SPE
02/13/21 9:15:05 AM
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Did he shave the sides of his head?

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jpenny2
02/13/21 9:16:41 AM
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He heard people say there was no way they could think any less of Ted Cruz.

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Doom_Art
02/13/21 9:23:35 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Being a politician from Alberta automatically makes you a brainlet. Its not entirely Cruzs fault, but like I always say, apologies from Canada for Cruz.
Every single politician from Alberta, with the exception of Rachel Notley, is a complete idiot

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InYourWalls1
02/13/21 9:33:10 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Being a politician from Alberta automatically makes you a brainlet. Its not entirely Cruzs fault, but like I always say, apologies from Canada for Cruz.

Oh damn, I didn't know he was born in Alberta

...makes sense though

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DoctorPiranha3
02/13/21 9:36:28 AM
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Also slouched and looks like a beta.
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