Current Events > day 1 - the orgasm saga

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I will post everyday with updates until I learn how to climax. I need to be held accountable and not give up.

I am DETERMINED. I will figure it out. I refuse to live a life where I never figured out how to reach that big O.

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Day 1

I tried out a new toy today. At first I couldnt use it for more than 10 seconds at a time. By the end of it I was managing to keep it on for about 20 seconds at a time

For some reason using a mirror seemed to help

This is progress

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Inb4 500 posts

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>_>

<_<

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This topic gonna blow up

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guys I need this topic to stay under 500 because I have to keep posting updates

>.>

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I fuck with this topic

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....what the fuck?

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Harpie posted...

guys I need this topic to stay under 500 because I have to keep posting updates

>.>

Or we could keep this going making it a multiple topic saga?

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SolidShadow3 posted...

....what the fuck?

you wanna go??

Strider102 posted...

Or we could keep this going making it a multiple topic saga?

this is true

hopefully it wont have to take multiple topics, but if I need to make multiple topics so be it

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Harpie posted...

guys I need this topic to stay under 500 because I have to keep posting updates

>.>

Just make a part 2. Or don't actually. Hm.

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you gotta find da right kind of porn
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This is the biggest attention seeking topic I've ever seen

Following

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You are now tracking this topic.

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I'm not a woman but I heard this helps

When your going at it, close your eyes. Not tightly, but relaxed. Control your breathing. Slow it. Be calm. Now remember what happened on Namek. When Freeza came back and shot Piccolo almost dead. And then blew up your best friend Krillin.

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Touch posted...

I'm not a woman but I heard this helps

When your going at it, close your eyes. Not tightly, but relaxed. Control your breathing. Slow it. Be calm. Now remember what happened on Namek. When Freeza came back and shot Piccolo almost dead. And then blew up your best friend Krillin.

This is incredibly helpful and has a high chance of working.

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RedJackson posted...

Yeppers

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BloodMoon7 posted...

Just make a part 2. Or don't actually. Hm.

ssj3vegeta posted...

you gotta find da right kind of porn

Porn is way too fake and overproduced for me tbh. Also it tends to focus on the male audience, ie zooming in on boobs and butts, bjs, etc

Touch posted...

I'm not a woman but I heard this helps

When your going at it, close your eyes. Not tightly, but relaxed. Control your breathing. Slow it. Be calm. Now remember what happened on Namek. When Freeza came back and shot Piccolo almost dead. And then blew up your best friend Krillin.

Will report back on day two

thank you, you kind soul

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Harpie posted...

you wanna go?

Sure, I'll show you what a big O feels like

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Okay for those of you confused

Orgasm (from Greek orgasmos "excitement, swelling"; also sexual climax) is the sudden discharge of accumulated sexual excitement during the sexual response cycle, resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region characterized by sexual pleasure.[1][2] Experienced by males and females, orgasms are controlled by the involuntary or autonomic nervous system. They are usually associated with involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations.[2] The period after orgasm (known as the refractory period) is typically a relaxing experience, attributed to the release of the neurohormones oxytocin and prolactin as well as endorphins (or "endogenous morphine").

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SolidShadow3 posted...

Sure, I'll show you what a big O feels like

Moar like



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SolidShadow3 posted...

Sure, I'll show you what a big O feels like

this is what both my exes said LOL

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