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Robot2600
02/15/21 8:55:35 PM
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I mean real dogshit pieces of garbage.

It's the most watered-down, bland, CGI, PG-13, snooze-fests you could imagine.
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Wii_Shaker
02/15/21 8:56:21 PM
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Awesome examples. Really gives validity to your arguments.

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RebelElite791
02/15/21 8:56:29 PM
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More stolen 20 year old accounts

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Bleuets
02/15/21 8:57:18 PM
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I like both, Disney Plus is like my dream streaming service.
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SolidShadow3
02/15/21 8:58:07 PM
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Robot2600
02/15/21 8:58:55 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Awesome examples. Really gives validity to your arguments.

You need MORE examples of their shitty movies?

RebelElite791 posted...
More stolen 20 year old accounts

Nope. Made this account to post on the Adventure Island 4 NES forums 19 years ago. Those Legend of Kage, Mega Man 9, and Lumines Plus FAQs were all me. Friday the 13th (NES) guide in the making.
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ThanksUglyGod
02/15/21 9:09:46 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
It's the most watered-down, bland, CGI, PG-13, snooze-fests you could imagine.
No one tell him about Jupiter Ascending!
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Wii_Shaker
02/15/21 9:10:19 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
You need MORE examples of their shitty movies?

Yes.

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Robot2600
02/15/21 9:10:59 PM
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ThanksUglyGod posted...
No one tell him about Jupiter Ascending!

I also saw that movie and agree. You'd think I'd learn at some point. O wait that point is now.
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Robot2600
02/15/21 9:17:01 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Yes.

Nothing in any of the movies is in the least bit surprising or nuanced. You know Loki is bad news right from the beginning, and his "helping" out is not surprising either.

Bad guys want to be king. Good guys want bad guy not to be king. Good guys win. Bad guys lose.

At this point, can you even name ONE movie that doesn't follow that formula?

The action scenes are so boring and lame. There are no stakes and the fights look like shit. Watch Enter the Dragon or Big Boss and see some real fight scenes. You may have already seen those movies, in which case: think of the differences. In Big Boss the fight with Chuck Norris is actually slowed-down at times so you can see what's happening. Compare that to the "big battle" in Avengers 3.

The MCU/Star Wars movies are contrived slop with predictable plots and likeable (enough) actors. Nothing else.
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RadiantJoyrock
02/16/21 9:42:04 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
I mean real dogshit pieces of garbage.

It's the most watered-down, bland, CGI, PG-13, snooze-fests you could imagine.
Nothing watered down or bland about the MCU, CGI and PG-13 aren't bad things, and for a snooze fest the movies sure get pretty massive reactions from audiences.

Robot2600 posted...
Bad guys want to be king. Good guys want bad guy not to be king. Good guys win. Bad guys lose.

At this point, can you even name ONE movie that doesn't follow that formula?
Civil War and Infinity War. Civil War was the bad guy trying to break up the Avengers because he believed they were a danger to the world, and the Avengers infighting because of the same belief. Bad guy arguably won. Infinity War is about a Tyrant imposing what he believes is best for the Universe regardless of the cost, and he absolutely won.

Robot2600 posted...
The action scenes are so boring and lame. There are no stakes and the fights look like s***. Watch Enter the Dragon or Big Boss and see some real fight scenes. You may have already seen those movies, in which case: think of the differences. In Big Boss the fight with Chuck Norris is actually slowed-down at times so you can see what's happening. Compare that to the "big battle" in Avengers 3.
I compare it and Avengers 3 comes out on top. Hell of a lot more complex and engaging with real stakes, compounded by the fact that people actually DO die in the movie. Incredibly well done action directing by two rising stars, the Russo Brothers are a fantastic choice for it.
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masterpug53
02/16/21 9:44:58 AM
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Posting in a topic.

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coh
02/16/21 9:45:41 AM
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The sequel trilogy is worse than the prequels
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CyricZ
02/16/21 9:47:36 AM
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Is PG-13 a proper insult now? Is that a thing I should be doing?

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RadiantJoyrock
02/16/21 9:50:39 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Is PG-13 a proper insult now? Is that a thing I should be doing?
It's an even stupider insult than using CGI. Remember all the people excited for the new Hellboy because it was aiming for an R rating?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/16/21 10:06:17 AM
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I remember when trolls actually had creativity and imagination.

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RadiantJoyrock
02/16/21 10:09:31 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I remember when trolls actually had creativity and imagination.
My first 500 topic was a list of the most top 10 overrated games of all time, and it included Goldeneye, FF7, and GTA. Trolls are the same now as always lol
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R1masher
02/16/21 10:11:11 AM
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I couldnt agree more

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RadiantJoyrock
02/16/21 10:18:44 AM
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R1masher posted...
I couldnt agree more
How does it feel to be completely wrong?
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R1masher
02/16/21 10:21:12 AM
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RadiantJoyrock posted...
How does it feel to be completely wrong?

how does it feel when your opinion and my opinion is different, does it make you mad?

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RadiantJoyrock
02/16/21 10:25:04 AM
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R1masher posted...
how does it feel when your opinion and my opinion is different, does it make you mad?
No because mine's not wrong.
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tommybel89
02/16/21 10:41:58 AM
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The MCU are great when weighed on a sliding scale against other modern blockbusters. They are killing 99% of competitors in that respect.

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R1masher
02/16/21 10:44:59 AM
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RadiantJoyrock posted...
No because mine's not wrong.

neither is mine, do you know what an opinion is?

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OmegaPillow
02/16/21 10:56:19 AM
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well thats like... your opinion man

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RadiantJoyrock
02/16/21 11:48:27 AM
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R1masher posted...
neither is mine, do you know what an opinion is?
Yes I do, and yours is wrong.
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TheBlueMonk_
02/16/21 11:49:02 AM
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how did Martin Scorsese get a gamefaqs account?

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Proto_Spark
02/16/21 11:55:18 AM
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I mean, depending on who you ask, the average Star Wars fan will tell you that like, 3-4/10 movies are actually good, so that's hard to argue with.

The MCU has basically completely replaced the generic big summer action movie, which kind of bums me out, since the MCU movies are always fairly similar. They are great as the "basic blockbuster action movie 90% of fans will forget about when they leave the theatre" movies.

I'd say its more an issue of "Hollywood bigwigs are afraid to try new things" than just blaming Star Wars or the MCU.
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OmegaPillow
02/16/21 12:13:07 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
I mean, depending on who you ask, the average Star Wars fan will tell you that like, 3-4/10 movies are actually good, so that's hard to argue with.

The MCU has basically completely replaced the generic big summer action movie, which kind of bums me out, since the MCU movies are always fairly similar. They are great as the "basic blockbuster action movie 90% of fans will forget about when they leave the theatre" movies.

I'd say its more an issue of "Hollywood bigwigs are afraid to try new things" than just blaming Star Wars or the MCU.
With the way wandavision is going , it seems to be taking a more adult approach , maybe realizing the kids who watched are growing up ?

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moh82sy
02/16/21 12:24:11 PM
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I don't know about MCU, I stopped bothering with it after Iron Man 2, I couldn't even finish the movie. I'm not going to say the whole MCU is trash though since I didn't watch in the first place, I'll just say it wasn't for me.

As for Star Wars, It started good but got progressively worse along the way until it became nearly unwatchable with the new trilogy. I have no idea about the TV and Animation, and have zero interest in them.
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Blue_Popo
02/16/21 2:34:04 PM
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Outer_space posted...
Just Star Wars.

This
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Robot2600
02/16/21 4:50:37 PM
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More love for MCU than Star Wars. I'm kinda surprised.
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RadiantJoyrock
02/16/21 5:22:08 PM
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moh82sy posted...
I don't know about MCU, I stopped bothering with it after Iron Man 2, I couldn't even finish the movie. I'm not going to say the whole MCU is trash though since I didn't watch in the first place, I'll just say it wasn't for me.

As for Star Wars, It started good but got progressively worse along the way until it became nearly unwatchable with the new trilogy. I have no idea about the TV and Animation, and have zero interest in them.
Iron Man 2 was bad. I'd actually highly suggest picking up another, later movie(Winter Soldier is my suggestion, you don't need too much backstory if you know who the characters are) and you'll see how much it improves. Even if it's not for you, some individual movies are very fun
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Stalolin
02/16/21 5:25:54 PM
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moh82sy
02/16/21 6:43:40 PM
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RadiantJoyrock posted...

Iron Man 2 was bad. I'd actually highly suggest picking up another, later movie(Winter Soldier is my suggestion, you don't need too much backstory if you know who the characters are) and you'll see how much it improves. Even if it's not for you, some individual movies are very fun


Thanks for the suggestion.
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Robot2600
02/16/21 6:59:33 PM
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