Poll of the Day > I'm meeting with this guy from Tinder tomorrow

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GunslingerGunsl
03/02/21 10:01:26 PM
#51:


Jen0125 posted...
No I didn't mention anything you guys said because he is a nice man and he wants to take me to the zoo while we're zooted, ok? I can't mess that up.
Now how will I ever learn the secrets of his profile pic!?
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JigsawTDC
03/02/21 10:13:01 PM
#52:


I mean, you're going to have to bring us up to him at some point. It might as well be sooner rather than later.
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Jen0125
03/02/21 10:13:30 PM
#53:


JigsawTDC posted...
I mean, you're going to have to bring us up to him at some point. It might as well be sooner rather than later.

Well he asked how I met a lot of my internet friends and I told him a dead video game message board

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DragonClaw01
03/02/21 10:14:38 PM
#54:


I don't think the pic is shopped, but he must be the weight of a twig, since it does not look like his arm is straining at all. I could do that, but I would not nearly look as cool.

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wwinterj25
03/02/21 10:19:21 PM
#55:


DragonClaw01 posted...
I could do that, but I would not nearly look as cool.

Prove it.


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Jen0125
03/02/21 10:20:27 PM
#56:


DragonClaw01 posted...
I don't think the pic is shopped, but he must be the weight of a twig, since it does not look like his arm is straining at all. I could do that, but I would not nearly look as cool.

He's the same height and weight as me basically. He weighs like 3lbs more than me

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DragonClaw01
03/02/21 10:48:00 PM
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Eh, I tried it. I am too fat and unflexible :( . I feel like I have the strength, but I slide around too much, if it isn't the basin, it is is my bloody feet in the corner. I feel like if I where more flexible I could get my feet higher and put more pressure on my arm to reduce the sliding or conversely if I had one of the those suction cup things people climb up buildings with, I could attach it to the basin for a more stable platform and walk myself up, but ,eh, I concede. He is just better I guess (I have to lay off the beers and maybe stretch a little more I guess).

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Blightzkrieg
03/02/21 10:59:15 PM
#58:


Jen0125 posted...
a dead video game message board
Wow, Jen cuts right to the fucking bone

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hockey7318
03/03/21 5:26:04 AM
#59:


Blightzkrieg posted...
Wow, Jen cuts right to the fucking bone
I mean, lets be real, I came back last month mostly to see if GameFAQS still existed and then was amazed to see any familiar faces at this board.
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SilentSeph
03/03/21 8:16:07 AM
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Was he hand-standing while you were watching the movie?

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Jen0125
03/03/21 8:31:27 AM
#61:


SilentSeph posted...
Was he hand-standing while you were watching the movie?

No we had those comfy recliner seats

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EvilMegas
03/03/21 8:34:47 AM
#62:


If you end up dating, you owe me jen.

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Jen0125
03/03/21 8:56:16 AM
#63:


EvilMegas posted...
If you end up dating, you owe me jen.

I won't date him but we could be fwb. Also, no I don't lmao I swiped right on him right when I shared his pic in discord

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ClarkDuke
03/03/21 12:47:32 PM
#64:


Jen0125 posted...
Well he asked how I met a lot of my internet friends and I told him a dead video game message board
you can at least tell her you know clark duke, ok?

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Jen0125
03/03/21 12:54:45 PM
#65:


ClarkDuke posted...
you can at least tell her you know clark duke, ok?

Her? It's a man lol

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Jen0125
03/03/21 4:21:10 PM
#66:


I just asked him how he did his photo. He said you have to do the pose and pic really fast or you'll fall.

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Extreme_light
03/03/21 4:28:56 PM
#67:


Jen0125 posted...
Are you impressed by his photo

No cause he's dumb for weakening his towel rack for a cute photo.

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Jen0125
03/03/21 4:30:32 PM
#68:


Extreme_light posted...
No cause he's dumb for weakening his towel rack for a cute photo.

Psh no creativity

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Mead
03/03/21 4:39:29 PM
#69:


Now he wont be able to confidently rely on that towel rack in a crisis situation

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Jen0125
03/03/21 4:47:14 PM
#70:


His foot is above the rack anyway

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ClarkDuke
03/03/21 9:45:36 PM
#71:


Jen0125 posted...
Her? It's a man lol
you know i meant he, i was typing while i walked and it appears autocorrect took over, ok?

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Jen0125
03/04/21 7:53:07 AM
#72:


ClarkDuke posted...
you know i meant he, i was typing while i walked and it appears autocorrect took over, ok?

I thought you were caught up in your innermost fantasies again

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Jen0125
03/04/21 9:58:43 AM
#73:


I'm going to his house to hang out tonight and we already have plans for Sunday what am I doing

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hockey7318
03/04/21 10:02:34 AM
#74:


Sounds like you're starting a relationship and forgot to keep it casual with the standing up 69.
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Jen0125
03/04/21 10:27:26 AM
#75:


hockey7318 posted...
Sounds like you're starting a relationship and forgot to keep it casual with the standing up 69.

I told him up front before we ever met that I will not be his girlfriend because I'm leaving the country next year lol

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JigsawTDC
03/04/21 2:21:51 PM
#76:


Jen0125 posted...
I'm going to his house to hang out tonight and we already have plans for Sunday what am I doing


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FourthDimension
03/04/21 4:02:53 PM
#77:


He looks half his age
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Jen0125
03/04/21 4:04:35 PM
#78:


FourthDimension posted...
He looks half his age

Asians often look a lot younger than they are

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CarefreeDude
03/04/21 5:28:40 PM
#79:


What would you do if you discovered he has a micropenis?

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Jen0125
03/04/21 6:12:49 PM
#80:


CarefreeDude posted...
What would you do if you discovered he has a micropenis?

Nothing. Let him eat my box

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ClarkDuke
03/04/21 6:15:44 PM
#81:


Jen0125 posted...
I thought you were caught up in your innermost fantasies again
i wont lie, i do like girl on girl, ok?

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Jen0125
03/04/21 11:37:40 PM
#82:


We hung out tonight and it was a lot of fun. He put up his Christmas tree for me because I always say how cozy mine is lol it was very thoughtful

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Mead
03/04/21 11:38:38 PM
#83:


Jen0125 posted...
He put up his Christmas tree for me

is that what they call it nowadays

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ClarkDuke
03/05/21 3:10:01 AM
#84:


Jen0125 posted...
We hung out tonight and it was a lot of fun. He put up his Christmas tree for me because I always say how cozy mine is lol it was very thoughtful
it sounds like he really wants to climb down your chimney, ok?

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hockey7318
03/05/21 5:00:52 AM
#85:


Jen0125 posted...
Nothing. Let him eat my box
A girl who knows what she's after.
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Jen0125
03/05/21 7:25:04 AM
#86:


ClarkDuke posted...
it sounds like he really wants to climb down your chimney, ok?

I'm almost positive he wouldn't say no if I initiated, ok?

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CarefreeDude
03/05/21 1:34:22 PM
#87:


You should assert dominance and climbing down his chimney

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ClarkDuke
03/06/21 2:48:19 AM
#88:


Jen0125 posted...
I'm almost positive he wouldn't say no if I initiated, ok?
then i think you know what the next step is, godspeed jen, ok?

CarefreeDude posted...
You should assert dominance and climbing down his chimney
by chimney, are you referencing cock stuffing or do you mean prostate play, im just looking to clear the air, ok?

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AWinterJ
03/06/21 2:49:52 AM
#89:


This guy looks like shit. Disgusting. I'm hardly surprised Jen has these standards.

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Jen0125
03/06/21 7:02:27 AM
#91:


You don't know what he actually looks like lol

He looks 100x better than you and your blue neon flaming skull cap

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Sarcasthma
03/06/21 11:07:46 AM
#92:


Who was 89 and 90?

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argonautweakend
03/06/21 11:14:42 AM
#93:


Okay, I was one of those and I posted that his face in that photo looked like Brian Peppers, but I did delete it myself because I realized the comparison wasn't super accurate and that's also really rude.
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Jen0125
03/06/21 11:53:33 AM
#94:


argonautweakend posted...
Okay, I was one of those and I posted that his face in that photo looked like Brian Peppers, but I did delete it myself because I realized the comparison wasn't super accurate and that's also really rude.

Thanks that's great of you to recognize. I appreciate it.

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AwesomeTurtwig
03/06/21 12:00:17 PM
#95:


Ferdinand pics.

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Jen0125
03/06/21 12:34:29 PM
#96:


AwesomeTurtwig posted...
Ferdinand pics.

No, I'm not gonna post his pics here I barely know him lol

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AwesomeTurtwig
03/06/21 12:35:48 PM
#97:


Jen0125 posted...
No, I'm not gonna post his pics here I barely know him lol
:(

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JigsawTDC
03/06/21 2:49:38 PM
#98:


can we get pictures of his feet
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Jen0125
03/06/21 3:06:55 PM
#99:


I haven't seen his feet

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JigsawTDC
03/06/21 3:07:52 PM
#100:


Perfect opportunity to get pictures of them!
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ClarkDuke
03/07/21 12:45:53 AM
#101:


Jen0125 posted...
You don't know what he actually looks like lol

He looks 100x better than you and your blue neon flaming skull cap
what did i miss, ok?

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