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The Trent
03/07/21 10:28:33 AM
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or just say congrats
or just tell me to fuck off or whatever

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CE_gonna_CE
03/07/21 10:29:08 AM
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Congrats.

How long were you together before getting married?

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Patty_Fleur
03/07/21 10:29:16 AM
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Do you kiss after oral sex?

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nothanks1
03/07/21 10:29:47 AM
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Can your wife take on Ronda Rousey in an MMA match
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g0ldie
03/07/21 10:29:56 AM
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any plans for your anniversary?

congrats too, btw

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MrResetti
03/07/21 10:30:13 AM
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Jiek_Fafn
03/07/21 10:30:15 AM
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To a person?

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Frostmourne
03/07/21 10:31:29 AM
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Lol this is hard to believe.
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:31:44 AM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Congrats.

How long were you together before getting married?

we dated from 2003-2009, lived together probably 3 years of that time towards the endcap

Patty_Fleur posted...
Do you kiss after oral sex?

no tongue you wench

nothanks1 posted...
Can your wife take on Ronda Rousey in an MMA match

absolutely not she's like a buck 10 and only has handjob and dishwashing muscles

g0ldie posted...
any plans for your anniversary?
congrats too, btw

not really - it's a sunday and our girls are around so we're just doing some family shit today and then having a nice dinner

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:31:57 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
To a person?

yeah she's human as fuck

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:32:44 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
Lol this is hard to believe.

no one is making you believe it man, you do you

MrResetti posted...
Fuck off or whatever

thank you


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R1masher
03/07/21 10:34:17 AM
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What kind of shotgun was it?

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:34:57 AM
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R1masher posted...
What kind of shotgun was it?

he's an over/under guy, they never jam

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nothanks1
03/07/21 10:36:12 AM
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So if you have children and are married and your wife can't take Ronda Rousey will you be sending these children to Goku to take on Rondas step children
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:38:07 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
So if you have children and are married and your wife can't take Ronda Rousey will you be sending these children to Goku to take on Rondas step children

nah my oldest daughter wants to work at ground control for NASA or something and the other one i think wants to grow up to be a dragonwitch or something like that
i don't think either will be rolling into the ring

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gunplagirl
03/07/21 10:38:48 AM
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Does she know she's married to you, and did she have a choice in the matter?

Also, I'm guessing you were like 31 and she was 17 when you met?

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:39:15 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Does she know she's married to you, and did she have a choice in the matter?
Also, I'm guessing you were like 31 and she was 17 when you met?

she's two years older than me
i was 19 when we met

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nothanks1
03/07/21 10:39:23 AM
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So tc has confirmed he's brought dishonor to the board.

My next question: why didn't you get married in Ireland
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:40:02 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
So tc has confirmed he's brought dishonor to the board.

My next question: why didn't you get married in Ireland

i've seen highlander man, it's wild over there
our wedding was very subdued and cheap

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nothanks1
03/07/21 10:41:31 AM
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My 2st question:
Where did you get married, why did you choose it and how many cats does age own
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Frostmourne
03/07/21 10:42:28 AM
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Lollll tc quit being a cpt pineapple gimmick.
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:42:43 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
My 2st question:
Where did you get married, why did you choose it and how many cats does age own

our wedding ceremony was just close/immediate family with no wedding party and we did it at a family friend's place
we didn't want to spend a lot of money, because that's fucking dumb, and didn't want a big production because we're not attention whore-y
i don't know how many cats does age own

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nothanks1
03/07/21 10:43:30 AM
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Okay but would you be willing to adopt me so I can get some of that money
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:44:18 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
Lollll tc quit being a cpt pineapple gimmick.



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Drpooplol
03/07/21 10:44:24 AM
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How often do you guys bone these days?

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:44:36 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Okay but would you be willing to adopt me so I can get some of that money

no

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nothanks1
03/07/21 10:45:12 AM
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Have you considered just giving me money to stop asking for money
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:45:20 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
How often do you guys bone these days?

a lot
like probably 3-4 times a week at least

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:45:41 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Have you considered just giving me money to stop asking for money

also no

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nothanks1
03/07/21 10:46:27 AM
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The Trent posted...


also no

Ok Well fuck off or whatever

congrats and may your Goku children beat Ronda Rousey's Goku children
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:46:50 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Ok Well fuck off or whatever

congrats and may your Goku children beat Ronda Rousey's Goku children

thank you brutes, that's sweet

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im not 13
03/07/21 10:48:46 AM
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:49:17 AM
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im not 13 posted...
How often do yall smash

yo keep up i covered this, don't be 13

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Drpooplol
03/07/21 10:50:08 AM
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Did you go to college, and if so, what for? Also you have any advice for my kid coming in the next two weeks.

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:50:32 AM
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leverageblargh posted...
Paul Newman says "you never get over it".

also "buy my salad dressings"

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ZannoL
03/07/21 10:51:24 AM
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How does your wife feel about you posting at CE? Does she mind? Cool with it?
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Error1355
03/07/21 10:52:35 AM
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:52:56 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
Did you go to college, and if so, what for? Also you have any advice for my kid coming in the next two weeks.

yes, i have a BA in english
i started a marine biology major then switched to journalism/mass communications then took 18 months off then came back to finish in english and now work in oil and gas /shrug

advice? probably not, shit's a wild card every day and i'm only good at it a third of the time
adopt an overarching philosophy (mine is largely: i want my girls to be both smart and strong, because this is an ugly world and it is not easy especially for a woman)
try to be patient
never be scared to apologize, show your child weakness/humility at the appropriate time and always try your best to understand them and remember what it was like to be little

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:53:36 AM
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ZannoL posted...
How does your wife feel about you posting at CE? Does she mind? Cool with it?

she doesn't care at all, i read her some of the funny things and show her any videos or whatever of interest
she sits across the room while i type away at your people and doesn't afraid of anything

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:54:15 AM
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Spooking posted...
If your wife and you played an MMO who would be the healer and who would be the tank?

i'd fill all her holes

e: real answer i tried to get her to play WoW years and years ago and she wasn't interested at all because she is totally not a gamer (was a cheerleader in high school) so it was mostly me just saving her from everything while she tried to figure out controls and then us being like "nevermind this isn't much fun"
we also tried to play diablo 3 one time but she got bored

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Drpooplol
03/07/21 10:55:22 AM
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The Trent posted...
advice? probably not, shit's a wild card every day and i'm only good at it a third of the time
adopt an overarching philosophy (mine is largely: i want my girls to be both smart and strong, because this is an ugly world and it is not easy especially for a woman)
try to be patient
never be scared to apologize, show your child weakness/humility at the appropriate time and always try your best to understand them and remember what it was like to be little
Thanks man, appreciated.

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Tom Clark
03/07/21 10:56:21 AM
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Congrats, dude.

Two years today since I got engaged.

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The Trent
03/07/21 10:56:39 AM
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Spooking posted...
https://youtu.be/_tw6I1aXo2Q?t=15

demi lovato will never be the same again

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nothanks1
03/07/21 10:56:58 AM
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Do you have a relationship song
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ZannoL
03/07/21 10:57:37 AM
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One more question: my boyfriend and I have been together for six years. Our anniversary is three months from now. Any suggestions on how to celebrate it? We usually go out, but with pandemic going on that's out of the question.
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The Trent
03/07/21 10:58:49 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Do you have a relationship song

not really

ZannoL posted...
One more question: my boyfriend and I have been together for six years. Our anniversary is three months from now. Any suggestions on how to celebrate it? We usually go out, but with pandemic going on that's out of the question.

world may be very different in 3 months, i wouldn't rule out a night out just yet

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