Poll of the Day > It's the start of the PotD Mayoral Election!

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shadowsword87
03/14/21 4:00:03 PM
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As is tradition, with the passing of Daylight Savings Time, the PotD Mayoral Election has begun.

If you are interested in becoming the PotD Mayor until the next Mayoral Election, please feel free to submit yourself to these questions:

  1. What should we do about our fartonium reserves? We are running low and we need new sources of fartonium.
  2. Cats or Dogs? Which are provably, factually, better than the other?
  3. What will we do about kobolds under our mines?
  4. How big of a statue for Ray Snipes is too big of a statue?
  5. Is using a Star Trek transporter to teleport boiling hot butter into someone's head a war crime, or just a regular crime?
More questions may, or may not, be added as I think of them.

Of course, anyone who isn't interested in becoming the PotD Mayor, is free to interrogate and or question the answers.
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JigsawTDC
03/14/21 4:01:07 PM
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Consider me interested! But that's a lot of questions I don't care about and probably won't waste time answering.
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Revelation34
03/14/21 4:01:22 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
Consider me interested! But that's a lot of questions I don't care about and probably won't waste time answering.


Gets my vote.
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shadowsword87
03/14/21 4:03:28 PM
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Oh, this Q&A ends when the topic reaches 500, purges, or I get too bored.
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PunishedOni
03/14/21 4:07:24 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...


Cats or Dogs? Which are provably, factually, better than the other?

i propose a magic: the gathering tournament between all the cats and dogs of potd to answer this question conclusively

What will we do about kobolds under our mines?
it's simple - we import goblins to wipe out the kobolds. then we import ogres to eat all the goblins

How big of a statue for Ray Snipes is too big of a statue?
i don't think statues of people are a good idea

Is using a Star Trek transporter to teleport boiling hot butter into someone's head a war crime, or just a regular crime?
it depends on whether its dairy-based or a vegan butter substitute

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Mead
03/14/21 4:10:30 PM
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  1. Fartonium is a relic of a bygone age. Our farts should be enjoyed as a form of art and not tied to capitalism
  2. Dogs. I make no apologies for this fact.
  3. Fuck them out of existence
  4. Im gonna build a statue of Wesley Snipes
  5. That would fall under Dairy Law jurisdiction


elect me potd mayor and I promise to shitpost and get really pissy if I get modded ever

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Greenfox111
03/14/21 4:11:53 PM
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anyone worth being mayor of PotD would know that his name is Ray Sipe, not Ray Snipes. Vote Greenfox111

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shadowsword87
03/14/21 4:12:36 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
anyone worth being mayor of PotD would know that his name is Ray Sipe, not Ray Snipes. Vote Greenfox111

Oh fuck
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TheNobleWoodApe
03/14/21 5:27:32 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...


What should we do about our fartonium reserves? We are running low and we need new sources of fartonium.

Fartonium is a greenhouse gas so we should probably phase out it's use. We wouldn't want to steal noted Climate Scholar Gretta Thunberg's childhood and dreams.

Cats or Dogs? Which are provably, factually, better than the other?

Your cats will eat you if you die alone with them and can't feed them. Waste not, want not!

What will we do about kobolds under our mines?

Have we tried flooding the mines with Fartonium?

How big of a statue for Ray Snipes is too big of a statue?

The real question is what shall me make it out of so it does not collapse under its own weight?

Is using a Star Trek transporter to teleport boiling hot butter into someone's head a war crime, or just a regular crime?

Only if the victim is named Zoidberg.

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shadowsword87
03/15/21 9:56:16 AM
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Bump
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helIy
03/15/21 10:01:20 AM
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shadowsword87 posted...
What should we do about our fartonium reserves? We are running low and we need new sources of fartonium.
invest in refining pissinium over fartonium, as pissinium performs over 78% better than refined fartonium

shadowsword87 posted...
Cats or Dogs? Which are provably, factually, better than the other?
neither.

ligers.

shadowsword87 posted...
What will we do about kobolds under our mines?

hold an annual competition to see who can slay the most kobolds. it will draw in adventurers from all around the region.

shadowsword87 posted...
How big of a statue for Ray Snipes is too big of a statue?

there can never be a big enough statue.

shadowsword87 posted...
Is using a Star Trek transporter to teleport boiling hot butter into someone's head a war crime, or just a regular crime?

it's just a misdemeanor.

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hockey7318
03/15/21 10:28:23 AM
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Who would be vacating the seat currently??
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Revelation34
03/15/21 3:40:23 PM
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hockey7318 posted...
Who would be vacating the seat currently??


Icoyar.
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IronBornCorps
03/15/21 3:45:16 PM
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I won't get any votes, but I'll post new pics in my new lingurie if I win ;)
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argonautweakend
03/15/21 3:50:47 PM
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  1. What should we do about our fartonium reserves? We are running low and we need new sources of fartonium.
  2. Cats or Dogs? Which are provably, factually, better than the other?
  3. What will we do about kobolds under our mines?
  4. How big of a statue for Ray Snipes is too big of a statue?
  5. Is using a Star Trek transporter to teleport boiling hot butter into someone's head a war crime, or just a regular crime?


  1. If you elect me, I can pump all the methane one needs into our Fartonikum reserves. After my colon surgery a few years ago, at least once a month I go on a two day bender where I have extremely forceful, loud megafarts mutliple times per hour if not more. I alone could keep up our reserves.


And that's really all I think I need to answer.
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Lokarin
03/15/21 3:51:37 PM
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I am a the mayor

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shadowsword87
03/15/21 5:37:20 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
I won't get any votes, but I'll post new pics in my new lingurie if I win ;)

That's not answer to the questions provided.
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UnknownNobody
03/15/21 5:45:22 PM
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  1. What should we do about our fartonium reserves? We are running low and we need new sources of fartonium. I have the best farts, enough for everyone.
  2. Cats or Dogs? Which are provably, factually, better than the other? Dogs
  3. What will we do about kobolds under our mines? I'll hunt them down myself, bare handed.
  4. How big of a statue for Ray Snipes is too big of a statue? Any size is both too big and too small.
  5. Is using a Star Trek transporter to teleport boiling hot butter into someone's head a war crime, or just a regular crime? A regular crime unless it breaks a peace treaty, then it's a war crime.


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IronBornCorps
03/15/21 5:48:49 PM
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  1. What should we do about our fartonium reserves? We are running low and we need new sources of fartonium.
I will post additional pics of my ass to add to the reserves. This will also lead by example and encourage others to do the same.

  1. Cats or Dogs? I have 6 cats
  2. What will we do about kobolds under our mines?
Hold a summit and renew the kobold accord. If they wish to remain in their own territory, they must remain peaceful and cease this rapid expansion of their territory. If it is war they seek, they will have it, but we must exhaust peaceful negotiations first.

  1. How big of a statue for Ray Snipes is too big of a statue?
Does Ray Sipe even need a monolith?

  1. Is using a Star Trek transporter to teleport boiling hot butter into someone's head a war crime, or just a regular crime?
regular crime, unless it's a minority, then it's a hate crime.
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