Poll of the Day > The only downside to nature photography is there's nowhere to poop

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Lokarin
03/16/21 5:51:54 PM
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And don't suggest poopin in a tree or into the lake... you criminal scum, you <3

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trodi_911
03/16/21 5:56:43 PM
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Poop on a raccoon to show your dominance.

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Lokarin
03/16/21 5:57:44 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
Poop on a raccoon to show your dominance.

they're the toilet paper :b

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MeteoricBurst
03/16/21 5:59:24 PM
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Its nature you literally have everywhere to poop.

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Lokarin
03/16/21 6:03:37 PM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
Its nature you literally have everywhere to poop.

The point is there might be someone watching, waiting to snap a photo... the sniper getting counter-sniped

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ClarkDuke
03/16/21 6:17:33 PM
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find a stream and you have natures bidet, ive pooped in my wild many times, ok?

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Mead
03/16/21 6:19:53 PM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
Its nature you literally have everywhere to poop.

yeah this

nature is happily pooped on by all living beings

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Lokarin
03/16/21 6:21:34 PM
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Mead posted...
yeah this

nature is happily pooped on by all living beings

Ya, but deer and geese don't have poop police hiding in the trees ready to give a public indecency ticket

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Mead
03/16/21 6:59:25 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Ya, but deer and geese don't have poop police hiding in the trees ready to give a public indecency ticket

its only indecent if someone can you

as long as you are hidden behind some trees or very large bushes, you are within your legal right. Nature law.

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DeltaBladeX
03/16/21 7:15:19 PM
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Someone has never pooped in a bush on the side of a road
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MICHALECOLE
03/16/21 7:18:32 PM
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Youre supposed to dig a hole and then poopy in the hole and then cover the hole
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captpackrat
03/16/21 8:33:39 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre supposed to dig a hole and then poopy in the hole and then cover the hole
And you can use leaves as toilet paper. Just make sure they don't have leaves of three. And watch out for nettles.

Great mullein is sometimes known as "cowboy toilet paper" because the leaves are large and covered with soft downy hairs.



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MICHALECOLE
03/16/21 8:37:16 PM
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Youre actually supposed to do the pull the buttcheeks apart and not use toilet paper.. which I know sounds gross, but the wilderness is the wilderness, and if you squat poop with the butt pulled apart you wont need it

this topic is gross
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CarefreeDude
03/16/21 11:23:28 PM
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Mullian flowers make for a nice tea

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Molitheus
03/16/21 11:26:11 PM
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Why don't you make sure that you use the bathroom if you know that you're going to be doing something like that? You could also take some beanos to keep yourself from having to take a shit. This is a problem that you can avoid if you know how to go about it.

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TheNobleWoodApe
03/16/21 11:40:27 PM
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Do you think thru hikers on long trails like the Appalachian trail just...don't shit for 6 months?

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ClarkDuke
03/17/21 12:17:35 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre actually supposed to do the pull the buttcheeks apart and not use toilet paper.. which I know sounds gross, but the wilderness is the wilderness, and if you squat poop with the butt pulled apart you wont need it

this topic is gross
i tried this once, it sort of worked. it was like a hot can of sealed pillsbury dough, ok?

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Fierce_Deity_08
03/17/21 12:41:47 AM
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You can poop literally anywhere. Heck, they do it in San Francisco and thats not even really in a place where nature photographers go!

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CarefreeDude
03/17/21 11:59:51 AM
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My wife was pregnant while we were in venice and had to pee really bad. It's hard to find public restrooms so she did it in an alley

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Revelation34
03/17/21 12:03:24 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Youre supposed to dig a hole and then poopy in the hole and then cover the hole


What would the cats think?
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Mead
03/17/21 12:06:05 PM
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Molitheus posted...
Why don't you make sure that you use the bathroom if you know that you're going to be doing something like that? You could also take some beanos to keep yourself from having to take a shit. This is a problem that you can avoid if you know how to go about it.

some people have different levels of control of their bodily functions, especially if they have anxiety about them as well

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ClarkDuke
03/17/21 3:32:03 PM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
You can poop literally anywhere. Heck, they do it in San Francisco and thats not even really in a place where nature photographers go!
do you live in san francisco? because i feel like this is likely factually inaccurate, and something constantly repeated but never fact checked, ok?

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Fierce_Deity_08
03/17/21 6:15:49 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
do you live in san francisco? because i feel like this is likely factually inaccurate, and something constantly repeated but never fact checked, ok?
They even have an app for it to tell you were it is. I live in California and have been to SF recently. Its bad. I hope we can actually get rid of our governor. Were trying.

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Revelation34
03/17/21 6:20:05 PM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...

They even have an app for it to tell you were it is. I live in California and have been to SF recently. Its bad. I hope we can actually get rid of our governor. Were trying.


Should have recalled him when he was first elected. He only has a year and a half left.
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Fierce_Deity_08
03/17/21 6:21:40 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Should have recalled him when he was first elected. He only has a year and a half left.
I wanted to. Hes a moron who never shouldve been elected.

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MICHALECOLE
03/17/21 6:31:40 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
What would the cats think?
Finally, theyre learning
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