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DeadBankerDream
03/20/21 5:13:40 PM
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Oh, you took more than 3 minutes drinking your milkshake? Enjoy your straw dissolving into the consistency of a more rigid person of wet and flacking toilet paper!

Please start the eco-awareness somewhere else, western society. And then come back around here once you've developed an eco-friendly straw that isn't the worst fucking thing.
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Illuminoius
03/20/21 5:16:00 PM
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never seen one before in my life
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Monolith1676
03/20/21 5:17:02 PM
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They make whatever you are drinking take absolutely awful.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/20/21 5:17:37 PM
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Seen this bullshit and yeah they dissolve stupid quick, tried it once, Ill stick to plastic, the straw that works as intended.

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Graycap
03/20/21 5:19:08 PM
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First time I've heard about this.

Humanity was a mistake.
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Monolith1676
03/20/21 5:20:32 PM
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https://youtu.be/K6AvyAk3zc8

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Machete
03/20/21 5:51:27 PM
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I don't care for straws. I don't always even use them.
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Bringit
03/20/21 5:54:19 PM
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First time I used one after the eco-awarenes stuff, it straight pulled a chunk of lip off and caused bleeding (got stuck kinda like dry ice on your tongue). Have tried to avoid them since.

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dave_is_slick
03/20/21 6:01:54 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
I have yet to have a negative experience with a paper straw. To this day, I half feel like it's all exaggerated, no offense TC.
It's not exaggerated.

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Bad_Mojo
03/20/21 6:07:09 PM
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Get a metal straw and carry it around with you in your car or bag

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Cleo_II
03/20/21 6:09:10 PM
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Paper straws were a mistake. Im a slow drinker and shit dissolves so fast. Ive tried silicone but it feels off to drink out of it. Like its not firm enough.
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IfGodCouldDie
03/20/21 6:11:53 PM
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Booster Juice has a plant based compostable straw to be eco-friendly. Thats what should be happening, not fucking paper.

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IfGodCouldDie
03/20/21 6:13:23 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
yeah FUCK paper straws, let's just fill the whole planet up with plastic, from the very bottom of the oceans to the tops of every mountain! i demand to be able to drink my fountain soft drink EXACTLY the way i want it.

IfGodCouldDie posted...
Booster Juice has a plant based compostable straw to be eco-friendly. Thats what should be happening, not fucking paper.

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DeadBankerDream
03/20/21 6:14:14 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
yeah FUCK paper straws, let's just fill the whole planet up with plastic, from the very bottom of the oceans to the tops of every mountain! i demand to be able to drink my fountain soft drink EXACTLY the way i want it.

Yes, but without the crusader hyperbole.
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lemondrop7
03/20/21 6:15:22 PM
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https://youtu.be/rld0KDcan_w

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Omnislasher
03/20/21 6:15:43 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
It's not exaggerated.
yeah, no, definitely exaggerated
our mantra is "death before inconvenience". we have to hype the aggrievement.
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Omnislasher
03/20/21 6:16:08 PM
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lemondrop7 posted...
https://youtu.be/rld0KDcan_w
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CanuckCowboy
03/20/21 6:17:04 PM
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They suck ass.

I'm surprised no fast food places sell branded reusable metal straws. Id probly have bought a dozen by now at least.

I'm never gonna remember to bring a straw with me but I always wish I had one.

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ChocoboMog123
03/20/21 6:19:10 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
I have yet to have a negative experience with a paper straw. To this day, I half feel like it's all exaggerated, no offense TC.
Same.
It seems like these are the most common: https://www.environmentalleader.com/2019/11/mcdonalds-redesigns-paper-straws/
And I've never had any real issues.

CanuckCowboy posted...
I'm surprised no fast food places sell branded reusable metal straws. Id probly have bought a dozen by now at least.
Sbux does.

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DeadBankerDream
03/20/21 6:21:11 PM
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Omnislasher posted...

yeah, no, definitely exaggerated
our mantra is "death before inconvenience". we have to hype the aggrievement.

You don't handle dissenting viewpoints very well. I never said, and have seen nobody here say, that we shouldn't work towards less plastic in our lives, or even in straws. What I said was that the current exo-friendly alternative is currently too poor to be a valid substitute. Let's work towards an alternative that isn't quite so bad before we make it the norm.

I'm not even saying we do away with paper straws as they currently exists. Just that there should be an option to have a straw that works when you go to Starbucks.
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CanuckCowboy
03/20/21 6:21:57 PM
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ChocoboMog123 posted...
Same.
It seems like these are the most common: https://www.environmentalleader.com/2019/11/mcdonalds-redesigns-paper-straws/
And I've never had any real issues.

Sbux does.

Oh. I dont go there except rarely drive thru. Thats smart of them.

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