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Delirious_Beard
03/28/21 10:41:56 PM
#51:


ArianaGrandSlam posted...
meme

the voice acting in BoTW is actually mario sunshine levels of bad, especially given the standards at the time for each game

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Eyeratosthenes
03/28/21 10:43:20 PM
#52:


this blood moon cutscene is some serious castlevania shit

get a grip nintendo. there's no reason you should be showing this to me when i'm sleeping til morning at an inn. i slept thru it. leave the cutscene. fuck

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spikethedevil
03/28/21 10:44:00 PM
#53:


Zeldas American doing what she thinks an English accent is annoys the hell out of me.

Lol @ your brother getting pissed off at the Rito thing. My first thought to them in BOTW was But how? They evolved from the Zoras who knows ho many centuries from now lol.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/28/21 10:48:02 PM
#54:


alright how do I get femboy Link clothes

this took me like, days last time. I don't wanna put up with it again. i think there's a merchant going between gerudo valley and some bazaar that I need to track down? does that sound right?

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spikethedevil
03/28/21 10:49:38 PM
#55:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
alright how do I get femboy Link clothes

this took me like, days last time. I don't wanna put up with it again. i think there's a merchant going between gerudo valley and some bazaar that I need to track down? does that sound right?

Hes on top of a building at the little market town thats around the water. I would google it as I cant remember if you need to do something to make him show up.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/28/21 10:53:39 PM
#56:


ty

so i dont understand how a veil tricks the gerudos. does link being white, blond, and 4 feet tall not tip them off or what

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spikethedevil
03/28/21 10:56:25 PM
#57:


They allow any woman in regardless of race and the Gorons as they are apparently genderless and not sexually compatible. Please stop skipping every bit of dialogue lol.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/28/21 10:57:01 PM
#58:


spikethedevil posted...
Please stop skipping every bit of dialogue lol
i'll stop skipping dialogue when i'm dead

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spikethedevil
03/28/21 10:58:43 PM
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Lol and then you just get confused at how the Gerudo operate and keep having no idea what to do. Also the how to get a guy school In Gerudo town is hilarious

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Reis
03/28/21 10:59:22 PM
#60:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
i'll stop skipping dialogue when i'm dead
based as fuck
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Eyeratosthenes
03/28/21 11:01:21 PM
#61:


spikethedevil posted...
Lol and then you just get confused at how the Gerudo operate and keep having no idea what to do
listen i could split ganon's fucking peabrain open right now, so knowing what to do isnt all that important. i just wanna go about it kinda the intended way

Reis posted...
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Eyeratosthenes
03/28/21 11:02:53 PM
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wow so i just got the gerudo clothes from him. he goes "ohhh these would look so good on you"

so is this game just fetish bait

the great fairies are deffo fetish bait for people who like giant girls

i'm so jealous of Link's midriff. this isn't even fetish lol this is straight up fantasy. one day, i swear to you all, i will be able to pull off an outfit like this

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spikethedevil
03/28/21 11:10:06 PM
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The great fairies get um interesting when you can upgrade your gear to the max.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/28/21 11:12:06 PM
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what if i dont have a giant fetish tho

also, it may not fool the gerudos but every non-gerudo NPC thinks i'm a gerudo. these people are stupid

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Eyeratosthenes
03/28/21 11:26:22 PM
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@Turbam i see why you like the gerudos so much. they got thighs

i'm not into this art style tho so

but some of these gerudos have hartman hips lol

oh theyre also ripped apparently

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Eyeratosthenes
03/28/21 11:41:06 PM
#67:


i tried. i really tried. i tried to watch this Gerudo Queen cutscene. but the voice acting sucks such shit. how can you intimate otherwise @ArianaGrandSlam

like not even kidding here. how is this not like "famous bad voice acting" bad for you

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 12:19:58 AM
#68:


fucking good-ass game dont get me wrong

but the yiga clan shit SUCKS

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spikethedevil
03/29/21 7:12:13 AM
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The only really bad voice is Zelda as its an American doing what she thinks an English accent is.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 9:07:37 AM
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i beat the yiga chief last night i'm not even sure why he was a boss. the hideout wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be though i did get nailed a couple times. hardest part was the secret door you had to magnet open

also queen gerudo and prince birdo both have awful voice acting too

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Jabodie
03/29/21 9:19:49 AM
#72:


I haven't read this topic but I am hyped for BotW2. There are so many obvious ways to improve the experience it's hard for me to believe the sequel won't be better (even if it's less impressive).

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masterpug53
03/29/21 10:05:06 AM
#73:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
so is this game just fetish bait

I feel like Nintendo has started to genuinely understand their fanbase over the past decade or two, and have comfortably settled into the niche of 'we know damn-well our fans wank themselves cross-eyed over our material and might as well lean into that, so long as we maintain a surface level of plausible deniability.'

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 10:10:01 AM
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this is the first nintendo game i've played (not counting when i first tried it a couple years ago) in 10 some odd years, and that's how it totally feels in this one. idk if they do that across the board now but this game has to be self aware like that

cool that this kind of thing doesn't make me uncomfortable anymore. it doesn't appeal to me, but i don't mind it all being in the game

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masterpug53
03/29/21 10:25:16 AM
#76:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
this is the first nintendo game i've played (not counting when i first tried it a couple years ago) in 10 some odd years, and that's how it totally feels in this one. idk if they do that across the board now but this game has to be self aware like that

cool that this kind of thing doesn't make me uncomfortable anymore. it doesn't appeal to me, but i don't mind it all being in the game

Pokemon Black / White had no small amount of innuendo-laced one-liners from random trainers, plus the female MC wears tiny cutoffs and shows her ass to the camera at the beginning of every fight. I can't remember if Omega Ruby / Alpha Sapphire had much innuendo, but a lot of the writing definitely had self-aware humor. Plus they recently designed a Pokegirl character where, based on the style of collar she's wearing that goes below her neckline, she's clearly wearing a bdsm belt-suit underneath her clothes (wish I could google the comparison pic, but I'm at work and googling 'Pokemon woman bondage suit' would not be a wise idea).

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 10:25:19 AM
#77:


ArianaGrandSlam posted...
After Iwata passed and Furakawa took over there genuinely seemed to be a shift in the company to make more characters with hella ass
then why arent there any in this game :(

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 10:31:19 AM
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zelda has no ass lol

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 10:37:08 AM
#81:


ArianaGrandSlam posted...
Zelda has more of an ass than shes had in any other game
i guess that's true, but she just looks like a normal chick. i thought you meant she had an ass ass. a lot of it is prob from the fact that she's not wearing a gown in this one

ArianaGrandSlam posted...
Kimishima led us to the glorious Twintelle future, hes definitely an ass man
what

speaking of words that start with "twi", so many sounds in this game are reused from Twilight Princess. I dig it though, loved that game's mood (aside from the filter)

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masterpug53
03/29/21 10:39:55 AM
#82:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
zelda has no ass lol

Bro if you're skipping cutscenes then you clearly missed Zelda in tight pants crawling around on all fours ass-to-camera chasing a frog. It's the second-most fetishized thing in the game after Gerudo Link (although Urbosa might give her a run for her money). Furthermore, if you don't think she's got an ass then you've likely (and somewhat ironically) had your perceptions warped by overexaggerated hentai.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 10:40:57 AM
#83:


masterpug53 posted...
Bro if you're skipping cutscenes then you clearly missed Zelda in tight pants crawling around on all fours ass-to-camera chasing a frog. It's the second-most fetishized thing in the game after Gerudo Link. Furthermore, if you don't think she's got an ass then you've likely (and somewhat ironically) had your perceptions warped by overexaggerated hentai.
prove me wrong

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 10:53:20 AM
#84:


yo what the heck, I can't wear this badass helmet i got? will I be able to eventually? Thunder Helm btw

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masterpug53
03/29/21 10:57:26 AM
#85:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
prove me wrong

I'm not going to direct link it for obvious reasons, but a simple google search of 'zelda ass' should help get you up to speed.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 11:00:15 AM
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i'm at work. i'll google zelda botw and see if anything comes up. i'll admit i'm wrong if that ends up being the case, but i doubt it. maybe i shouldn't go off 2 year old memories of cutscenes lol but the cutscenes in this game are just abysmal

nothing came up that wasnt fanart, so i'll have to check later or watch a cutscene today or something

this came up tho https://i.imgur.com/h3SoT5Q.jpg

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 12:04:04 PM
#88:


ArianaGrandSlam posted...
I love the internet

that's it man?

ArianaGrandSlam posted...
Twintelle is a character from another Switch launch game: ARMS

that's IT man. that's a datass

^wait is this chick's shtick just that she's the orange girl from Skullgirls? like she has a hat with big fists?

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 2:06:43 PM
#89:


what the FUCK guys

no one told me my shit cooks better results if i cook during Blood Moon

was i just supposed to divine this information from my palm creases or something

i'm about to ascend past god. what's beyond god

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Choco
03/29/21 2:09:08 PM
#90:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
was i just supposed to divine this information from my palm creases or something
i think you were supposed to stumble upon this information in the game 200 hours in like i did

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 2:12:55 PM
#91:


Choco posted...
i think you were supposed to stumble upon this information in the game 200 hours in like i did
haha sucker i'm only like 30 hours in!

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Choco
03/29/21 2:19:08 PM
#92:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
haha sucker i'm only like 30 hours in!
the other 170 hours were the cutscenes you skipped

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 2:20:48 PM
#93:


Choco posted...
the other 170 hours were the cutscenes you skipped
lol'd in real life

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 3:39:19 PM
#94:


finished all my work for the day, time for more zeldy >_>

nintendo switch really is amazing. i can't believe i'm playing a AAA game at work

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 3:44:41 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/fkJI2CF.png

same ish tho

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s0nicfan
03/29/21 3:48:19 PM
#97:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
lol'd in real life

jokes about cutscenes aside, make sure you do collect all the memory fragments. Not only do they contain more or less the entire backstory and most of what the game would consider a story, but I think it does a great job of world building.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 3:52:07 PM
#98:


s0nicfan posted...
jokes about cutscenes aside, make sure you do collect all the memory fragments. Not only do they contain more or less the entire backstory and most of what the game would consider a story, but I think it does a great job of world building.
eh idc about that. ship has sailed for that as far as botw goes, for me anyway. should have opened with more than "you were sealed for 100 years. ganon and zelda were sealed for 100 years. you gotta stop him now"

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s0nicfan
03/29/21 3:53:20 PM
#99:


Eyeratosthenes posted...
eh idc about that. ship has sailed for that as far as botw goes, for me anyway. should have opened with more than "you were sealed for 100 years. ganon and zelda were sealed for 100 years. you gotta stop him now"

The memory fragments contain basically the entire backstory about what went wrong 100 years prior and what the heroes of the day tried and failed to do.

Edit: plus it's actually fun to try and find the places in the picture. The world is well designed enough that you can find almost all of them pretty naturally.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/29/21 4:03:09 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
The memory fragments contain basically the entire backstory about what went wrong 100 years prior and what the heroes of the day tried and failed to do.

Edit: plus it's actually fun to try and find the places in the picture. The world is well designed enough that you can find almost all of them pretty naturally.
it seems like it'll be such a pain in the ass >_>

i'm not a very visual person. any two green/brown/red/whatever environments will look identical to me. i found 1 so far and skipped the cutscene lol. i really dont care about how some zoras and ritos got got

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yeah i dont like that one bit but the gameplay is fun as fuck enough that idc

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