Current Events > If Jeff Goldblum had a drug problem, he'd be Meth Goldblum

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If Jeff Goldblum ran a high class cooking spot, he'd be Chef Goldyum

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If Jeff Goldblum was less valuable, he'd be Jeff Silverblum

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If Jeff goldblum were a gardener he would be be Jeff goldbloom

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if Jeff goldblum were in a gang he would be Jeff Hoodloom

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If Jeff goldblum was Jeff goldblum he'd be best goldblum.

If Jeff goldblum were a linesman hes be ref goldblum.

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If Jeff Goldblum had a boner, he'd be Stiff Goldblum.

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RadiantJoyrock posted...

If Jeff goldblum was Jeff goldblum he'd be best goldblum.

This made my keyboard and monitor explode.

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If Jeff Goldblum was a skin care product he'd be Jeff Goldbond

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If Jeff Goldblum was outside during the winter, shirtless and couldnt hear hed be Deaf Coldblum.

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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

Jeff and Meth arent a close enough rhyme.

Meth = "meff"

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If Jeff Goldblum was brave and penniless, he'd be Jeff Boldbum

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If Jeff Goldblum was the head of a Columbian drug cartel, he'd be Jefe Goldblum.

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If Jeff goldblum was a cloth weaver he'd be Jeff goldloom

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If Jeff Goldblum was pirate booty he'd be Jeff Doubloon.

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If Jeff Goldblum was in Wu Tang he'd be the J-E-F-F-O-D MAN

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If Jeff Goldblum ran a porn empire he'd be Heff Goldblum

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If Jeff Goldblum was a bond villain, he'd be Jeff Goldfinger

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If Jeff Goldblum was killed by Goldfinger, he would be Jeff Goldbum.
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I cant even begin to imagine the sort of ramblings a meth-addled Jeff Goldblum would make.

If Jeff Goldblum exchanged a bouquet of flowers for currency, he'd be Jeff Soldbloom.

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