Current Events > Dilemma: You come home to find your wife asleep on your computer chair.

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UnfairRepresent 03/27/21 10:08:53 PM #1:	You come home one day and are surprised to find your wife asleep on your computer chair. You assume she was very tired after work and fell asleep unintentionally since the PC isn't even on, she's sleeping very deeply and the bed is right behind her. Your arrival hasn't awoken her. But you really want to use the PC. Inverse to husband if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? Do you wake her up? Do you wait? What if she sleeps all night? You still need to do that thing on the PC. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:952190115] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>You come home one day and are surprised to find your wife asleep on your computer chair. You assume she was very tired after work and fell asleep unintentionally since the PC isn't even on, she's sleeping very deeply and the bed is right behind her. Your arrival hasn't awoken her. But you really want to use the PC. Inverse to husband if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? Do you wake her up? Do you wait? What if she sleeps all night? You still need to do that thing on the PC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 03/27/21 10:15:11 PM #2:	I lift her up as gently as I can and put her on the bed and tuck her in. Now I can play both the pc and have done something romantic for my wife --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:952190297] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>I lift her up as gently as I can and put her on the bed and tuck her in. Now I can play both the pc and have done something romantic for my wife </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/27/21 10:22:06 PM #3:	David1988 posted... I lift her up as gently as I can and put her on the bed and tuck her in. Now I can play both the pc and have done something romantic for my wife Aren't you worried that you might accidentally wake her up? Either by your chivalrous carrying or your activities on the PC? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:952190497] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... </cite> <quote>I lift her up as gently as I can and put her on the bed and tuck her in. Now I can play both the pc and have done something romantic for my wife</quote>Aren't you worried that you might accidentally wake her up? Either by your chivalrous carrying or your activities on the PC? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 03/27/21 10:24:33 PM #4:	Nah, I wouldnt mind too much if she woke up, especially if she caught me being romantic carrying her to the bed ;) --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:952190578] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>Nah, I wouldnt mind too much if she woke up, especially if she caught me being romantic carrying her to the bed ;) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dietpepsi420 03/27/21 10:25:34 PM #5:	Roll the chair over to the bed and dump her into it. --- "I may be wrong, but I doubt it." - Charles Barkley "Change aint lookin for friends. Change calls the tune we dance to." - Al Swearengen <cite>Dietpepsi420 posted [p:952190613] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>Roll the chair over to the bed and dump her into it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 03/27/21 10:31:11 PM #6:	i still try to move her into the bed since she needs proper neck and back support in order to have a good night's sleep --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:952190776] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>i still try to move her into the bed since she needs proper neck and back support in order to have a good night's sleep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 03/27/21 10:34:49 PM #7:	is my wife part cow? because my computer chair doesn't really have the support for someone to fall asleep in it without falling out of it. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:952190866] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>is my wife part cow? because my computer chair doesn't really have the support for someone to fall asleep in it without falling out of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/28/21 12:29:15 PM #8:	monkmith posted... is my wife part cow? because my computer chair doesn't really have the support for someone to fall asleep in it without falling out of it. It's almost like she's smaller and lighter than you. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:952207103] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>is my wife part cow? because my computer chair doesn't really have the support for someone to fall asleep in it without falling out of it.</quote>It's almost like she's smaller and lighter than you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 03/28/21 12:45:27 PM #9:	I roll her with vicious speed to the custom-made wedgelet beside the second story window, designed for just such an occasion. Upon impacting the wooden stopper with the front wheel, the chair's momentum tips it forward, and my wife is then launched, as if from the sling of a trebuchet, out the window and into the pool outside. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:952207549] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>I roll her with vicious speed to the custom-made wedgelet beside the second story window, designed for just such an occasion. Upon impacting the wooden stopper with the front wheel, the chair's momentum tips it forward, and my wife is then launched, as if from the sling of a trebuchet, out the window and into the pool outside. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 03/28/21 12:54:47 PM #10:	My computer chair is literally just the seat part. It has no back and has no arms. No idea how she managed to fall asleep sitting in it without falling. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:952207840] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>My computer chair is literally just the seat part. It has no back and has no arms. No idea how she managed to fall asleep sitting in it without falling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/29/21 1:44:39 AM #11:	uwnim posted... My computer chair is literally just the seat part. It has no back and has no arms. No idea how she managed to fall asleep sitting in it without falling. Wow your chair sucks --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:952230382] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite> <quote>My computer chair is literally just the seat part. It has no back and has no arms. No idea how she managed to fall asleep sitting in it without falling.</quote>Wow your chair sucks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/29/21 1:53:38 AM #12:	I don't have any chairs. Did she fall asleep standing up? Could this woman be one of my people? --- Surrender yourself to the darkness. A hero's rightful place is underneath my boot, stomped flat like the insignificant worms they are. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:952230525] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>I don't have any chairs. Did she fall asleep standing up? Could this woman be one of my people? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 03/29/21 1:54:43 AM #13:	Whats the GIRLS name --- https://imgur.com/yCW15Zn <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:952230542] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>Whats the GIRLS name </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 03/29/21 2:06:06 AM #14:	KnightofShikari posted... i still try to move her into the bed since she needs proper neck and back support in order to have a good night's sleep Very much true. She'd be sore as fuck otherwise. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:952230723] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>KnightofShikari posted...</cite> <quote>i still try to move her into the bed since she needs proper neck and back support in order to have a good night's sleep</quote> Very much true. She'd be sore as fuck otherwise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/30/21 6:59:36 AM #15:	BloodMoon7 posted... I don't have any chairs That seems uncomfortable --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:952271674] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>I don't have any chairs</quote>That seems uncomfortable </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 03/30/21 7:09:03 AM #16:	Thats not comfortable. Wake her up. Damn betas are afraid to wake women sleeping in chairs. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:952271804] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>Thats not comfortable. Wake her up. Damn betas are afraid to wake women sleeping in chairs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 03/30/21 7:13:24 AM #17:	Had this situation with my girlfriend, just covered her up with a blanket, she woke up 1 hour later since the smell of me cooking pasta that night woke her. It was a good night, and yes I did take a pic of her asleep in the chair, it was pretty funny to me. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:952271873] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>Had this situation with my girlfriend, just covered her up with a blanket, she woke up 1 hour later since the smell of me cooking pasta that night woke her. It was a good night, and yes I did take a pic of her asleep in the chair, it was pretty funny to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 03/30/21 7:16:16 AM #18:	Turn on the stereo system and blast this: https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0 <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:952271921] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>Turn on the stereo system and blast this: https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 03/30/21 9:11:07 AM #20:	MachineJaipur posted... Turn on the stereo system and blast this: https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0 That is just being a shit bag. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:952274018] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>MachineJaipur posted... </cite> <quote>Turn on the stereo system and blast this: https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0</quote>That is just being a shit bag. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 03/30/21 9:12:15 AM #21:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... That is just being a shit bag. Obv What is a joke <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:952274047] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>That is just being a shit bag.</quote>Obv What is a joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 03/30/21 9:12:52 AM #22:	I go out and buy a new house, PC and chair then come back when I'm done on the PC. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:952274062] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>I go out and buy a new house, PC and chair then come back when I'm done on the PC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadlyNinjaBees 03/30/21 9:13:22 AM #23:	I call her sister and start openly talking about her affair to see if she's actually asleep. --- Soi Disantra. <cite>DeadlyNinjaBees posted [p:952274078] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>I call her sister and start openly talking about her affair to see if she's actually asleep. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/30/21 9:08:21 PM #24:	IfGodCouldDie posted... I go out and buy a new house, PC and chair then come back when I'm done on the PC. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:952297654] in Dilemma: Y... [t:79372820]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>I go out and buy a new house, PC and chair then come back when I'm done on the PC.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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