Current Events > She says 'Hey slowpoke,wanna race? If you win you can do whatever you like to me

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UnfairRepresent
03/29/21 1:33:43 PM
#1:


Do you accept the challenge?


"But If I win then I get to do anything that I want to you! I warn you buster, I'm pretty fast and I'm feeling froggy! You up for a little competetition or are you chicken?"



She seems awful confident and perky.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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DespondentDeity
03/29/21 1:34:46 PM
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My bike is just faster than that one but I like my chances even on the same bike

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IShall_Run_Amok
03/29/21 1:36:03 PM
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But I am not Slowpoke. I am Mudkip.

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Compsognathus
03/29/21 1:37:20 PM
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I feel like her choice athletic attire would put her at a disadvantage.

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Machete
03/29/21 1:38:21 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
But I am not Slowpoke. I am Mudkip.

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teep_
03/29/21 1:39:16 PM
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Win Win Situation tbh
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SamsungGearS2
03/29/21 1:40:27 PM
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My acceleration may seem slow, but my top speed is unstoppable!!

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Bananana
03/29/21 1:41:12 PM
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anyone drinking cream soda while they race is someone i could beat with no issue

if i knew how to ride a bike

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NoxObscuras
03/29/21 1:41:46 PM
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She's challenging me to a race on a fucking beach cruiser? In that shirt? Challenge accepted!

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ssj3vegeta_
03/29/21 1:41:51 PM
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Her titties are going to knock her out when she runs lmfao

Deal!!
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UnfairRepresent
03/29/21 1:42:02 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
I feel like her choice athletic attire would put her at a disadvantage.
She's just that confident that she can whoop you, she's not even trying.

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I'm not trying to be anyone, I just post random things that come into my head

If I'm changing blame the influence of being stuck in the UK. I'm pretty sure it's driving me crazy and did just try to kill me

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The_Korey
03/29/21 1:42:14 PM
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Challenge accepted!

I am so drawing a silly mustache under her nose tonight. >:^)

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RedJackson
03/29/21 1:44:20 PM
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Hngggggg

'Ok I'll give you a head start though -- you go on ahead first'

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UnfairRepresent
03/29/21 2:02:11 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Her titties are going to knock her out when she runs lmfao

Deal!!
.... It's a bicycle race, not a foot race

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CouldBeAnAlt
03/29/21 2:05:36 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/HcT37.png?1

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CanuckCowboy
03/29/21 2:19:57 PM
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She's riding a fixed gear cruiser.

I'd beat her on either of my bikes without trying.

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DespondentDeity
03/29/21 2:25:19 PM
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Its also a Walmart bike lol

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UnfairRepresent
03/30/21 10:08:48 AM
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The majority thinks they can beat this girl easily,

Are they right or does she have them pegged?

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Turbam
03/30/21 10:09:57 AM
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I beat her in the race and then tell her that I want her to go away

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Fam_Fam
03/30/21 10:10:02 AM
#22:


UnfairRepresent posted...
The majority thinks they can beat this girl easily,

Are they right or does she have them pegged?

she could have me pegged
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Alteres
03/30/21 10:19:26 AM
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...I didnt even notice the bike.

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The_Korey
03/31/21 6:58:58 AM
#24:


UnfairRepresent posted...
The majority thinks they can beat this girl easily,

Are they right or does she have them pegged?

The other half don't kare if they lose because they want to be sexually dominated, but either way, the general consensus is that's a shitty bike. You never specified we have to ride the same kinda bike as her, so probably everyone here who owns a bike has access to something leagues better.

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