Poll of the Day > This whole dressing rooms being closed thing is so fuckin dumb

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MICHALECOLE
03/29/21 9:39:27 PM
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Trying on jeans in my fuckin car and then walking back inside to return them because they dont fit sure makes a fuckton of sense
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Kanatteru
03/29/21 9:42:20 PM
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that's weird, the ones around here are open, just with reduced capacity

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ArvTheGreat
03/29/21 9:42:22 PM
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You are keeping everyone safe

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MICHALECOLE
03/29/21 9:48:54 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
that's weird, the ones around here are open, just with reduced capacity
Im at a god damn outlet mall and theyre all closed and its driving me el pollo loco
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Mead
03/29/21 9:49:51 PM
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Just change in the store it isnt illegal to be in underwear and a shirt for a moment

unless you were wearing like a thong I guess. Or no underwear but if thats the case you probably shouldnt be trying on clothes that you might not buy.

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UnknownNobody
03/29/21 9:50:22 PM
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It's an established fact that covid loves lurking in dressing rooms.
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MICHALECOLE
03/29/21 9:52:25 PM
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Mead posted...
Just change in the store it isnt illegal to be in underwear and a shirt for a moment

unless you were wearing like a thong I guess. Or no underwear but if thats the case you probably shouldnt be trying on clothes that you might not buy.
This is a crazy idea and I love it
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MICHALECOLE
03/29/21 9:53:56 PM
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I even asked the girl working can I try these on and shes like no the dressing rooms are closed and I was like okay well Im going to go put them on in my car and if they dont fit Im bringing them back, and then I did.

but picturing myself asking here can I try these on and she says no and then I just fuckin dont break eye contact and pull my pants down and try them on in front of her would be fucking hilarious
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wwinterj25
03/29/21 10:04:05 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
but picturing myself asking here can I try these on and she says no and then I just fuckin dont break eye contact and pull my pants down and try them on in front of her would be fucking hilarious

That would work...


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UnknownNobody
03/29/21 10:07:16 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
That would work...
...unless you go commando.
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wwinterj25
03/29/21 10:30:12 PM
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UnknownNobody posted...
...unless you go commando.
Even better.

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ScritchOwl
03/29/21 10:41:24 PM
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Maybe learn your size. I mean given the chance crackhead charlie was trying them on before you and it's not like they get cleaned before being hung up. Even worse for women's swimwear where literally some guy can get his funk on while wearing a pair of the bottoms and finishes into the fabric and the item is resold as long as that plastic insert is intact.

Yeah unfortunately learned of this working as a teen at walmart

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Blightzkrieg
03/29/21 10:43:20 PM
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Half the covid prevention rules don't make any fucking sense

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ParanoidObsessive
03/29/21 11:30:33 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
but picturing myself asking here can I try these on and she says no and then I just fuckin dont break eye contact and pull my pants down and try them on in front of her would be fucking hilarious

I feel like at least one person in the world has met their future wife that way.
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Fierce_Deity_08
03/29/21 11:49:17 PM
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Public restrooms still being closed is dumb! If you have a bowel problem, you are literally shit out of luck.

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MICHALECOLE
03/30/21 12:19:43 AM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
Public restrooms still being closed is dumb! If you have a bowel problem, you are literally shit out of luck.


good one
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MICHALECOLE
03/30/21 12:22:50 AM
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ScritchOwl posted...
Maybe learn your size. I mean given the chance crackhead charlie was trying them on before you and it's not like they get cleaned before being hung up. Even worse for women's swimwear where literally some guy can get his funk on while wearing a pair of the bottoms and finishes into the fabric and the item is resold as long as that plastic insert is intact.

Yeah unfortunately learned of this working as a teen at walmart
Different styles of pants match differently on size in between the exact same brand. 30-30 in dickies slim straight is different than a 30-30 in dickies loose fit

which is why dressing rooms fuckin exist
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ReturnOfFa
03/30/21 2:02:03 AM
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I just haven't bought any pants since the pandemic started.

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Muscles
03/30/21 2:04:14 AM
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Go in basketball shorts and just pull them over

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Zeus
03/30/21 4:17:52 AM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Half the covid prevention rules don't make any fucking sense

You have to remember COVID can't turn corners, tbh.

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