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Beveren_Rabbit
03/30/21 7:46:32 AM
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but they don't know how the worms make their cocoons jump.
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DeadlyNinjaBees
03/30/21 7:48:23 AM
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Pffft. EVERYONE knows it's because they work exactly like the Planet Express Ship.

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Strider102
03/30/21 7:49:15 AM
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But do they know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

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DeadlyNinjaBees
03/30/21 7:50:51 AM
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No, but they certainly know how many it takes to get through my PANTS.

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 7:52:04 AM
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Strider102 posted...
But do they know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
That was my 8th grade science project and the other day I was reminded of it. Nowadays if I revisit it, I'd have a lot of variables to account for.

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Strider102
03/30/21 7:52:56 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
That was my 8th grade science project and the other day I was reminded of it. Nowadays if I revisit it, I'd have a lot of variables to account for.

What are these variables?

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DeadlyNinjaBees
03/30/21 7:54:10 AM
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Probably racist ones, I'll bet.

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gunplagirl
03/30/21 8:15:57 AM
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Strider102 posted...
What are these variables?
Average tongue measurements, hydration, force being applied per lick, salivation, surface tension, average measurements of a tootsie pop, which part is being licked since there's the thicker ring section. And a few others that start to take temperature into account and basically turn it into a huge research project before even deciding on what our control variables will be so as to simulate the ads as best we can. :/

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Strider102
03/30/21 8:17:59 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Average tongue measurements, hydration, force being applied per lick, salivation, surface tension, average measurements of a tootsie pop, which part is being licked since there's the thicker ring section. And a few others that start to take temperature into account and basically turn it into a huge research project before even deciding on what our control variables will be so as to simulate the ads as best we can. :/

Sounds kinda hot.

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viewmaster_pi
03/30/21 8:18:09 AM
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mmmm, creamy worm center of the jumping bean...

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