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Stallion_Prime
04/02/21 12:50:00 AM
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One gangster from the US solos all of japan tbh

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Irony
04/02/21 12:51:05 AM
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Literally every major Yakuza character could wipe out a city on their own.

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Stallion_Prime
04/02/21 12:53:22 AM
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Irony posted...
Literally every major Yakuza character could wipe out a city on their own.

They treat guns as if they were such a big deal. Theyre pansies. Yes i know guns are very hard to come by in japan and are illegal

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Irony
04/02/21 12:58:32 AM
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Kiryu has been hit by stuff that should have hurt him way more than the gunshot wounds. He literally got hit in the back of the head by a bat swung by a dude riding a motorcycle at full speed.

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Pitlord_Special
04/02/21 1:01:04 AM
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Yakuza bros just want to play mahjong all day and then at night get sloshed with sake and go out to sing karaoke. Nothing threatening about that but sometimes you gotta hustle when the tiles don't treat you well.

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Dabrikishaw15
04/02/21 1:02:45 AM
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You know how the protagonists of Resident Evil are all zombie killing freaks of nature while every other fully armed and trained solider dies likes nothing to said zombies? Same thing with the Yakuza protagonists and the gangsters they fight.

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YookaLaylee
04/02/21 1:05:57 AM
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Irony posted...
Kiryu has been hit by stuff that should have hurt him way more than the gunshot wounds. He literally got hit in the back of the head by a bat swung by a dude riding a motorcycle at full speed.

Remember the time that he dodged a missile? Lol
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Irony
04/02/21 1:08:46 AM
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I actually don't

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NoxObscuras
04/02/21 1:12:34 AM
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The same could be said for all of the gangs and criminals you fight against in GTA games. Hell, Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs basically solos a rival mafia family. Enemies are nothing in the face of the all powerful protagonist.

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Stallion_Prime
04/02/21 1:30:25 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
The same could be said for all of the gangs and criminals you fight against in GTA games. Hell, Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs basically solos a rival mafia family. Enemies are nothing in the face of the all powerful protagonist.
Tbf the triads in SD are way scarier than the yakuza in the games.

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Doe
04/02/21 1:31:12 AM
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Irony posted...
Kiryu has been hit by stuff that should have hurt him way more than the gunshot wounds. He literally got hit in the back of the head by a bat swung by a dude riding a motorcycle at full speed.
He can be held off at gunpoint and was screwed when he was shot in Yakuza 1.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/02/21 1:32:38 AM
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Punkasses can't even get hit with a whole motorcycle more than 30 times.

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SSJGrimReaper
04/02/21 1:46:04 AM
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I remember watching a video of actual ex yakusa members reacting to the game

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BloodMoon7
04/02/21 1:49:32 AM
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It's because they seem like that guy you might meet at a bar and he might buy you a drink before going outside screaming "Kiryu-chan" that they're so dangerous. He could've hurt you. But he didn't because you don't matter. Only Kiryu-chan matters.

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Irony
04/02/21 3:11:44 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
I remember watching a video of actual ex yakusa members reacting to the game
"Kiryu is cool as fuck, but his clothes are dumb"

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YugiNoob
04/02/21 3:21:35 AM
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Lost_All_Senses
04/02/21 3:27:10 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
https://gifyu.com/image/Yni9

Lol. I honestly like the original scene in there. It gives more depth to how much he matured and became more compassionate over time. No one can argue he came into his own when it comes to how he treats kids. At that time he had next to no exposure with kids assumingly and had no point of reference for how to treat them. You seen him learn in real time.


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PBusted
04/02/21 7:38:26 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
The same could be said for all of the gangs and criminals you fight against in GTA games. Hell, Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs basically solos a rival mafia family. Enemies are nothing in the face of the all powerful protagonist.

Yeah, GTA characters are practically gods when they're playable. At least Kiryu can die.
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