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NeonOctopus 04/04/21 10:20:59 PM #1: |
Why do we wait until night before we call it a day?
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NeonOctopus 04/04/21 10:21:37 PM #2: |
If Fred Flintstone hurts his feet while driving his car, does he see a doctor or a mechanic?
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DarthSungKang 04/04/21 10:22:08 PM #3: |
Why do I need ID to get ID? If I had ID, I wouldn't need ID.
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NeonOctopus 04/04/21 10:22:53 PM #4: |
Why do they put stormtroopers in a Star Wars coloring book?
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Phantom36 04/04/21 10:24:31 PM #5: |
Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
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TheHoldSteady 04/04/21 10:25:55 PM #6: |
Why is being a wise man a good thing but being a wise guy bad
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El Mexicano Texano 04/04/21 10:30:53 PM #7: |
Why is it considered bad to use steroids in bodybuilding but make up is allowed in beauty pageants?
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Phantom36 04/04/21 10:32:17 PM #8: |
Why do we say get on the plane or on the bus, when we are in fact getting in the plane or bus.
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VandorLee 04/04/21 10:33:35 PM #9: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Why do they put stormtroopers in a Star Wars coloring book? --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/04/21 10:36:03 PM #10: |
Why do 24 hours stores have locks for their doors?
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Shablagoo 04/04/21 10:36:03 PM #11: |
Phantom36 posted...
Why do we say get on the plane or on the bus, when we are in fact getting in the plane or bus. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masticatingman 04/04/21 10:38:04 PM #12: |
Youre asking way too many questions.
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Phantom36 04/04/21 10:38:27 PM #13: |
Shablagoo posted...
lmao but no one says on the car!!! --- The Phantom has spoken! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/04/21 11:18:00 PM #14: |
Why is it called a pair of pants if there's only one?
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 11:00:16 AM #15: |
How can you tell if a smurf is choking?
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DravenRainrix 04/05/21 11:05:08 AM #16: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Why is it called a pair of pants if there's only one? Pantaloons were once not connected but were two seperate tubes of fabric. Eventually they joined them and English people called them trousers, Americans call them pants. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 04/05/21 11:09:24 AM #17: |
Why do they call it a getting a blumpkin and not taking a blumpkin?
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Phantom36 04/05/21 11:10:51 AM #18: |
R1masher posted...
Why do they call it a getting a blumpkin and not taking a blumpkin? Why do we call it taking a shit when you are actually leaving a shit? --- The Phantom has spoken! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KStateKing17 04/05/21 11:10:51 AM #19: |
DravenRainrix posted...
Pantaloons were once not connected but were two seperate tubes of fabric.The more you know --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 04/05/21 11:18:05 AM #21: |
NeonOctopus posted...
If Fred Flintstone hurts his feet while driving his car, does he see a doctor or a mechanic?this is an incredibly dumb question --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 04/05/21 11:19:11 AM #22: |
TheHoldSteady posted...
Why is being a wise man a good thing but being a wise guy badwait what? what does wise guy mean? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DravenRainrix 04/05/21 11:20:01 AM #23: |
Choco posted...
wait what? what does wise guy mean? Wise guy is someone that has a smart mouth and dumb brain, a wise man has a smart brain and quiet mouth. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom36 04/05/21 11:20:37 AM #24: |
Choco posted...
wait what? what does wise guy mean? The phrase "wise guy" in a particular context usually refers to a sarcastic smartass of sorts. --- The Phantom has spoken! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 04/05/21 11:20:44 AM #25: |
DravenRainrix posted...
someone that has a smart mouth and dumb braintf does that mean --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 04/05/21 11:21:44 AM #26: |
Phantom36 posted...
The phrase "wise guy" in a particular context usually refers to a sarcastic smartass of sorts.i see, thx --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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J03can 04/05/21 11:22:29 AM #27: |
Baking bacon is the best way to cook it
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 12:42:20 PM #29: |
How can you tell if Kermit is seasick?
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Choco 04/05/21 12:51:53 PM #30: |
NeonOctopus posted...
How can you tell if Kermit is seasick?shut up --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 04/05/21 1:03:50 PM #31: |
Phantom36 posted...
Why do we say get on the plane or on the bus, when we are in fact getting in the plane or bus.If you enter a vehicle while standing, you get on it. If you immediately sit to get inside, you get in it. Or something. --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 1:04:42 PM #32: |
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shut upWhy do they bother wiping a prisoner's arm with alcohol before a lethal injection? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 1:21:21 PM #33: |
Why do they call it rush hour when it's the slowest part of the day?
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ApherosyLove 04/05/21 1:23:29 PM #34: |
why the FUCK do we have to wash towels when we're clean when we use them?!?!
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MC_BatCommander 04/05/21 1:27:29 PM #35: |
You can bake bacon tho
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 1:29:23 PM #36: |
Why is it called an automobile if it doesn't move by itself?
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ChrisTaka 04/05/21 1:35:56 PM #37: |
We cut down bird houses (trees) to make birdhouses
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 1:38:24 PM #38: |
Why does rain drop but snow falls?
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JMPzero 04/05/21 1:39:01 PM #39: |
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Rapid99 04/05/21 1:47:01 PM #40: |
Does Optimus Prime have life insurance or auto insurance?
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 1:47:58 PM #41: |
Why do we call them buildings when they're already built?
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skermac 04/05/21 1:48:19 PM #42: |
DarthSungKang posted...
Why do I need ID to get ID? If I had ID, I wouldn't need ID. ... --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 1:49:01 PM #43: |
Why do we have to turn off alarms that already went off?
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Choco 04/05/21 2:18:07 PM #44: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Why is it called an automobile if it doesn't move by itself?because people a trillion years ago thought "omg it's moving by itself!!!" just because it wasn't a fucking horse --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 6:17:45 PM #45: |
Why are boxing rings square?
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Choco 04/05/21 6:21:15 PM #46: |
Choco posted...
because people a trillion years ago thought "omg it's moving by itself!!!" just because it wasn't a fucking horsecan we talk about how fucking dumb people were --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 6:21:35 PM #47: |
Did you quote yourself? >_>
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AlisLandale 04/05/21 6:22:20 PM #48: |
Why do they call it oven when you of in cold food of out hot eat the food?
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Choco 04/05/21 6:24:48 PM #49: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Did you quote yourself? >_>DiD yOu QuOtE yOuRsElF --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/05/21 6:25:25 PM #50: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Did you quote yourself? >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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