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NeonOctopus
04/04/21 10:20:59 PM
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NeonOctopus
04/04/21 10:21:37 PM
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If Fred Flintstone hurts his feet while driving his car, does he see a doctor or a mechanic?

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DarthSungKang
04/04/21 10:22:08 PM
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NeonOctopus
04/04/21 10:22:53 PM
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Phantom36
04/04/21 10:24:31 PM
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Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

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TheHoldSteady
04/04/21 10:25:55 PM
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Why is being a wise man a good thing but being a wise guy bad

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El Mexicano Texano
04/04/21 10:30:53 PM
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Why is it considered bad to use steroids in bodybuilding but make up is allowed in beauty pageants?

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Phantom36
04/04/21 10:32:17 PM
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Why do we say get on the plane or on the bus, when we are in fact getting in the plane or bus.

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VandorLee
04/04/21 10:33:35 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Why do they put stormtroopers in a Star Wars coloring book?


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NeonOctopus
04/04/21 10:36:03 PM
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Shablagoo
04/04/21 10:36:03 PM
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Phantom36 posted...
Why do we say get on the plane or on the bus, when we are in fact getting in the plane or bus.



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masticatingman
04/04/21 10:38:04 PM
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Youre asking way too many questions.

Stay put - the FBI are on their way.

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Phantom36
04/04/21 10:38:27 PM
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Shablagoo posted...

lmao but no one says on the car!!!

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NeonOctopus
04/04/21 11:18:00 PM
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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 11:00:16 AM
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DravenRainrix
04/05/21 11:05:08 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Why is it called a pair of pants if there's only one?

Pantaloons were once not connected but were two seperate tubes of fabric.
Eventually they joined them and English people called them trousers, Americans call them pants.


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R1masher
04/05/21 11:09:24 AM
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Why do they call it a getting a blumpkin and not taking a blumpkin?

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Phantom36
04/05/21 11:10:51 AM
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R1masher posted...
Why do they call it a getting a blumpkin and not taking a blumpkin?

Why do we call it taking a shit when you are actually leaving a shit?

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KStateKing17
04/05/21 11:10:51 AM
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DravenRainrix posted...
Pantaloons were once not connected but were two seperate tubes of fabric.
Eventually they joined them and English people called them trousers, Americans call them pants.
The more you know

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Choco
04/05/21 11:18:05 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
If Fred Flintstone hurts his feet while driving his car, does he see a doctor or a mechanic?
this is an incredibly dumb question

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Choco
04/05/21 11:19:11 AM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
Why is being a wise man a good thing but being a wise guy bad
wait what? what does wise guy mean?

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DravenRainrix
04/05/21 11:20:01 AM
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Choco posted...
wait what? what does wise guy mean?

Wise guy is someone that has a smart mouth and dumb brain, a wise man has a smart brain and quiet mouth.

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Phantom36
04/05/21 11:20:37 AM
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Choco posted...
wait what? what does wise guy mean?

The phrase "wise guy" in a particular context usually refers to a sarcastic smartass of sorts.

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Choco
04/05/21 11:20:44 AM
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DravenRainrix posted...
someone that has a smart mouth and dumb brain
tf does that mean

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Choco
04/05/21 11:21:44 AM
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Phantom36 posted...
The phrase "wise guy" in a particular context usually refers to a sarcastic smartass of sorts.
i see, thx

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J03can
04/05/21 11:22:29 AM
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Baking bacon is the best way to cook it

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 12:42:20 PM
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Choco
04/05/21 12:51:53 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
How can you tell if Kermit is seasick?
shut up

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ApherosyLove
04/05/21 1:03:50 PM
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Phantom36 posted...
Why do we say get on the plane or on the bus, when we are in fact getting in the plane or bus.
If you enter a vehicle while standing, you get on it. If you immediately sit to get inside, you get in it.
Or something.

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 1:04:42 PM
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Choco posted...
shut up
Why do they bother wiping a prisoner's arm with alcohol before a lethal injection?

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 1:21:21 PM
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ApherosyLove
04/05/21 1:23:29 PM
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why the FUCK do we have to wash towels when we're clean when we use them?!?!

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MC_BatCommander
04/05/21 1:27:29 PM
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You can bake bacon tho

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 1:29:23 PM
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ChrisTaka
04/05/21 1:35:56 PM
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We cut down bird houses (trees) to make birdhouses

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If Corona is so bad why not just make it illegal? *thinking emoji*
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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 1:38:24 PM
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JMPzero
04/05/21 1:39:01 PM
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Why does our nose run but our feet smell?

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Rapid99
04/05/21 1:47:01 PM
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Does Optimus Prime have life insurance or auto insurance?

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 1:47:58 PM
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skermac
04/05/21 1:48:19 PM
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DarthSungKang posted...
Why do I need ID to get ID? If I had ID, I wouldn't need ID.

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 1:49:01 PM
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Choco
04/05/21 2:18:07 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Why is it called an automobile if it doesn't move by itself?
because people a trillion years ago thought "omg it's moving by itself!!!" just because it wasn't a fucking horse

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 6:17:45 PM
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Choco
04/05/21 6:21:15 PM
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Choco posted...
because people a trillion years ago thought "omg it's moving by itself!!!" just because it wasn't a fucking horse
can we talk about how fucking dumb people were

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 6:21:35 PM
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AlisLandale
04/05/21 6:22:20 PM
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Why do they call it oven when you of in cold food of out hot eat the food?

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Choco
04/05/21 6:24:48 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Did you quote yourself? >_>
DiD yOu QuOtE yOuRsElF

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 6:25:25 PM
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