Current Events > Reminder that Wrinkly Kong NEETed it up in a cave until she DIED! >_>

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 10:31:47 AM
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Literally sat in a cave and played Mario 64 all day or slept, with some occasional light exercises in between. All while like 15 birds shit all over her cave.

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Duncanwii
04/05/21 10:32:50 AM
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Wrinkly's Save Cave.
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FortuneCookie
04/05/21 10:34:10 AM
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She's dead?
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Choco
04/05/21 10:35:11 AM
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BakonBitz
04/05/21 10:35:12 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
She's dead?
Donkey Kong 64 has you talking to her spirit.

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DoctorPiranha3
04/05/21 10:36:39 AM
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All while her piece of shit husband played games at the carnival all day.
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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 10:36:43 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
She's dead?
You literally talk to her ghost in DK64 and games afterwards like King of Swing show her as a ghost >_>

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 10:37:25 AM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
All while her piece of shit husband played games at the carnival all day.
It's the equivilent of old retired people going to Atlantic City everyday to gamble their social security checks

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Returning_CEmen
04/05/21 10:41:17 AM
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til retired people are NEETs
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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 10:43:31 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
til retired people are NEETs
That's the ultimate goal in life: gain enough money to turn into a NEET for the last 10-20 years

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Duncanwii
04/05/21 10:45:23 AM
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Consider this. If Donkey Kong is Cranky Kong's Grandson, that means that at least one point, Cranky and Wrinkly had crazy monkey sex.
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DoctorPiranha3
04/05/21 10:46:13 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Consider this. If Donkey Kong is Cranky Kong's Grandson, that means that at least one point, Cranky and Wrinkly had crazy monkey sex.
>implying I don't think about this every day
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FortuneCookie
04/05/21 10:54:56 AM
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I never played Donkey Kong 64. I just watched the opening music video at a Target.
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