Current Events > Capcom sure does like keeping their protagonists virgins >_>

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SocialistGamer
04/10/21 8:52:50 PM
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Chris
Dante
Ryu
Phoenix

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BlueHairVegeta
04/10/21 8:53:46 PM
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Mega Man

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Wii_Shaker
04/10/21 8:54:27 PM
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Not Leon >_>

Though he did hard pass on Ashley, which was a bit suspect.

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Irony
04/10/21 8:55:22 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not Leon >_>

Though he did hard pass on Ashley, which was a bit suspect.
Monkey ears too big

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Flauros
04/10/21 8:56:36 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not Leon >_>

Though he did hard pass on Ashley, which was a bit suspect.
Leon is totes a simp for Ada and only Ada. At least he fucked her in the movie

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Dark_SilverX
04/10/21 8:57:22 PM
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Jill
Proto Man


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BlueHairVegeta
04/10/21 8:57:54 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not Leon >_>

Though he did hard pass on Ashley, which was a bit suspect.
A 19 year old acting like a 16 year old? It would've been suspect if he didn't

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Blue_Inigo
04/10/21 8:59:08 PM
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Leon is a mega virgin

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Irony
04/10/21 8:59:49 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Leon is a mega virgin
Nah he fucked Helena

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Juhanor
04/10/21 9:00:22 PM
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They've got a fair number of sex havers though
Asura
Chuck
Frank
Lan
Cody/Haggar
Nero
Joe
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Dark_SilverX
04/10/21 9:00:26 PM
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Irony posted...
Nah he fucked Helena
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Wii_Shaker
04/10/21 9:01:57 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Jill
Proto Man
I refuse to believe that Jill is a version.

Same with Proto. He probably fucks with his scarf on.

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Tyranthraxus
04/10/21 9:09:34 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
Chris
Dante
Ryu
Phoenix

I'm pretty sure Phoenix got it on with Iris

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mach25687
04/10/21 9:11:42 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
Chris
Dante
Ryu
Phoenix
I say Ryu is the only virgin in that list.

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Irony
04/10/21 9:15:45 PM
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Pretty sure Itsuno stated Dante is a virgin.

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VigorouslySwish
04/10/21 9:16:41 PM
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need to be relatable to the player base

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DeadBankerDream
04/10/21 9:17:38 PM
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Dante is only a virgin because his mother is deceased, so that's hardly fair.

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Number090684
04/10/21 9:18:05 PM
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Juhanor posted...
They've got a fair number of sex havers though
Asura
Chuck
Frank
Lan
Cody/Haggar
Nero
Joe

Don't forget the Arisen from Dragon's Dogma.
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Back_Stabbath
04/10/21 9:18:59 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not Leon >_>

Though he did hard pass on Ashley, which was a bit suspect.
https://youtu.be/wsUEbELWsEw

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Number090684
04/10/21 9:19:47 PM
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mach25687 posted...
I say Ryu is the only virgin in that list.

lol No. Chris isn't interested in women despite working alongside some, and even having one(Jessica) basically throwing herself at him. Chris is like STFU and focus on the mission. As for Phoenix he is beta as fuck.
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Srk700
04/10/21 9:22:04 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not Leon >_>

Though he did hard pass on Ashley, which was a bit suspect.

To be fair, it's usually not a good idea to bang your boss' daughter.

Flauros posted...
Leon is totes a simp for Ada and only Ada. At least he fucked her in the movie

Aside from the time he tried to get a date with Hunnigan.
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Hop103
04/10/21 9:32:54 PM
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Capcom probably has fangirls who are idol otaku, just like with the male side of the fanbase, the ladies can snap too if they find out Dante was banging prostitutes.
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Touch
04/10/21 9:33:36 PM
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Is Ryu really a virgin or did he bang Ken

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sauceje
04/10/21 9:34:33 PM
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Phoenix must have gotten hella girls in his pianist (?) phase

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Turbam
04/10/21 9:34:33 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not Leon >_>

Though he did hard pass on Ashley, which was a bit suspect.


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Juhanor
04/10/21 9:37:40 PM
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Number090684 posted...
Don't forget the Arisen from Dragon's Dogma.
Oh yup, they got busy.
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SSJGrimReaper
04/10/21 9:42:27 PM
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Touch posted...
Is Ryu really a virgin or did he bang Ken
No but Ryu and Sagat probably hate-fucked a few times

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Turbam
04/10/21 9:43:24 PM
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Ryu probably watched Chun-Li fuck a few guys. That's gotta count for something.

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SSJGrimReaper
04/10/21 9:49:33 PM
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Turbam posted...
Ryu probably watched Chun-Li fuck a few guys. That's gotta count for something.


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The_Korey
04/10/21 9:52:35 PM
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SONIC_305
04/10/21 9:53:23 PM
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Lans from Mega Man Battle networks a protagonist and got laid in the end Kappa

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Touch
04/10/21 10:26:21 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Name of lady? Asking for a friend

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SSJGrimReaper
04/10/21 10:27:02 PM
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That's Chun-Li :V

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Touch
04/10/21 10:29:29 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
That's Chun-Li :V
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Malcrasternus
04/10/21 10:56:24 PM
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Makes sense, gotta keep their characters relatable to their fanbase.

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R_Jackal
04/10/21 10:58:43 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Not Leon >_>

Though he did hard pass on Ashley, which was a bit suspect.

Teenager, dramatic, and the president's daughter.

I don't blame him, that sounds like a minefield to set foot in, and all the mines set off nukes.
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Xavier_On_High
04/10/21 11:01:56 PM
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The other Ryu definitely f****d. Breath of Fire 2 stars the descendant of the original.

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Sputnik1337
04/10/21 11:07:15 PM
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Touch posted...
Name of lady? Asking for a friend
looks like Rei Mizuna

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NeonOctopus
04/10/21 11:15:51 PM
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Phoenix and Maya NEED to fuck. I'm not into shipping bullshit but I really want them to hook up >_<

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cjsdowg
04/10/21 11:25:42 PM
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Why are people saying Ryu is a VR trooper ? him and Ken were really close when they were in the woods training .

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SSJGrimReaper
04/10/21 11:27:50 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Why are people saying Ryu is a VR trooper ? him and Ken were really close when they were in the woods training .
Ken is like the straightest dudebro type tho

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Number090684
04/10/21 11:50:31 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Sakura seriously never got any of that shotocock?

Don't you mean Ansatsucock, or Assassin's Dick?
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Billy_Inc
04/11/21 12:22:22 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Sakura seriously never got any of that shotocock?


All kidding aside , since the character first started to stalk him when she was a kid. I don't think Ryu would go there even when she grew up a little bit. That's weak sauce.
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SONIC_305
04/11/21 12:25:47 AM
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Number090684 posted...
Don't you mean Ansatsucock, or Assassin's Dick?
Satsui no cockdo
Anyway she never does lol. I'm pretty sure she wants to figure out what she wants to do with her life from the arcade mode of hers. I enjoyed her character in SF5

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