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Tragik
04/15/21 7:51:50 PM
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Unless you have a bidet it's the best way to go
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Irony
04/15/21 7:52:23 PM
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Because they aren't babies

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Cheater87
04/15/21 7:52:49 PM
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Are there any adult wet wipes?


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Kakapo
04/15/21 7:53:11 PM
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Please tell me youre not one of those man children who insists on using baby wipes. You cant flush those, you know

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Unite
04/15/21 7:53:18 PM
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those plug up the sewer pipes
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codey
04/15/21 7:55:53 PM
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Because I have a bidet

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yusiko
04/15/21 8:00:29 PM
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because flushable wipes arent really flushable and plug the sewers costing you more money in taxes to fix the sewers the wet wipes wrecked


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Wii_Shaker
04/15/21 8:01:19 PM
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codey posted...
Because I have a bidet


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WashYourHands
04/15/21 8:02:46 PM
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Toilet paper first, finish with a wet wipe


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Laserion
04/15/21 8:04:33 PM
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When I didn't have a bidet, I used paper to remove fecal matter, and a baby wipe for finishing the clean-up.

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Laserion
04/15/21 8:05:36 PM
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Why is everyone talking about flushing the wet wipes? Don't you still have a waste basket next to the toilet?

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SpaceBear_
04/15/21 8:05:43 PM
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Unite posted...
those plug up the sewer pipes

Thankfully, that's not my problem.

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No_U_L7
04/15/21 8:08:33 PM
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Laserion posted...
Why is everyone talking about flushing the wet wipes? Don't you still have a waste basket next to the toilet?

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Cobra1010
04/15/21 8:12:42 PM
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I dont understand bidets. The ones where its just a pool, like a mini bath for you to sit your ass in. Arent you just sitting in diluted shit water. When the shit was only around the anus which you could wipe, you're actually getting washed down shit water all over your ass cheeks?

Japanese toilets are probably the best.

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mustachedmystic
04/15/21 8:18:45 PM
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Laserion posted...
Why is everyone talking about flushing the wet wipes? Don't you still have a waste basket next to the toilet?
Eww! You have a waste basket in your bathroom filled with shit covered wet wipes? Not that that would be problem for me, my wipes are almost always ghost, but the way y'all talk in the wiping while standing topics, your asses must be literally covered in shit after you go. I'll say it again, eat some fiber, people!

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Tragik
04/15/21 8:45:15 PM
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Y'all with them dirty asses..stinking up the place wherever you go.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/15/21 8:49:39 PM
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People on CE not cleaning properly ?! Yeah not shocking or surprising.

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mustachedmystic
04/15/21 8:52:30 PM
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I'll say it one more time, you won't have to worry about your soft serve turds making a huge mess if you would only eat more fiber!

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Solar_Crimson
04/15/21 8:58:22 PM
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yusiko posted...
because flushable wipes arent really flushable and plug the sewers costing you more money in taxes to fix the sewers the wet wipes wrecked


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Laserion
04/16/21 12:36:37 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Eww! You have a waste basket in your bathroom filled with shit covered wet wipes?

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Tissue paper first and goes in the toilet.
Or bidet.
Then wet wipe to make sure you're clean, into the waste basket.

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voldothegr8
04/16/21 12:40:46 PM
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Laserion posted...
Why is everyone talking about flushing the wet wipes? Don't you still have a waste basket next to the toilet?

Gross I hope you never have people over
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Damn_Underscore
04/16/21 12:42:00 PM
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was happy to see TC at least mentioned using a bidet

Wet wipes are useless when bidets exist

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emblem boy
04/16/21 12:42:59 PM
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Lol, when I was in costa Rica a few years ago, most of the hostels didn't want you flushing even regular toilet paper. From what they told me, that was pretty normal in many houses also.
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fantaphil
04/16/21 12:46:09 PM
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Because wet wipes tear easily and I end up accidentally fingering my ass. Shit and all. Not cool.

And I'm not gonna put wipes full of shit and turds in my trash can. Wtf. I ain't a nasty ass

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Pitlord_Special
04/16/21 12:53:14 PM
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I just wet some sheets of toilet paper in the sink and wipe with that and then dry it off with some more TP

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Questionmarktarius
04/16/21 12:53:51 PM
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ZeroX91
04/16/21 12:58:51 PM
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Septic tanks are expensive to have pumped those wet wipes don't exactly break down quickly

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Master_Bass
04/16/21 1:00:37 PM
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codey posted...
Because I have a bidet
This. Those wipes are terrible for your pipes/the sewer system, and some people don't do so well with the chemicals they have on them.

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Questionmarktarius
04/16/21 1:00:53 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
wet wipes don't exactly break down quickly
I don't think they break down at all, or they'd turn into goo on store shelves.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/16/21 1:01:03 PM
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Why not just poop in the shower

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Questionmarktarius
04/16/21 1:01:56 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Why not just poop in the shower
Bathtub drains aren't really optimized for poop, without a lot of stomping. Even then it's just a mess.
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skermac
04/16/21 1:02:52 PM
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Because not a baby

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JadeBaby
04/16/21 1:05:02 PM
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What a shitty topic this turned out to be.

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Tragik
04/16/21 7:12:46 PM
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JadeBaby posted...
What a shitty topic this turned out to be.


Yeah lots of gross folk here
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Questionmarktarius
04/16/21 7:29:18 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
That's why I installed a garbage disposal to my shower.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/16/21 7:30:50 PM
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Humans as a whole are very primitive when it comes to wiping
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Questionmarktarius
04/16/21 7:34:22 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Humans as a whole are very primitive when it comes to wiping
The human ass isn't really made for clean poops, and elevated toilets just make it less so.
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