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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/17/21 10:31:27 AM
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how tf did the first guy actually pay?

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Xavier_On_High
04/17/21 10:31:59 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
how tf did the first guy actually pay?

With sex, obviously.

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Turbam
04/17/21 10:32:04 AM
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Probably with food

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/17/21 10:32:38 AM
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Turbam posted...
Probably with food
So he was a farmer or a hunter?
Those things are jobs.

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PokemonExpert44
04/17/21 10:32:47 AM
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They got good.

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Jiek_Fafn
04/17/21 10:33:35 AM
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He was also a prostitute, so they cancelled eachother out

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monkmith
04/17/21 10:33:49 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
So he was a farmer or a hunter?
Those things are jobs.
survival is a job?

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Solid Snake07
04/17/21 10:34:11 AM
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Turbam posted...
Probably with food


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awesome999
04/17/21 10:35:40 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...

So he was a farmer or a hunter?
Those things are jobs.

I remember reading a paper about how monkeys with excess fruit trade said fruit with sex, I'll see if I can find it
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IloveJesus
04/17/21 10:35:49 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
So he was a farmer or a hunter?
Those things are jobs.

There is a slight difference between a job and a profession.

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Prismsblade
04/17/21 10:36:24 AM
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Likely by bartering. If a woman had nothing of equivalent value to haggle with they could simple use their bodies.

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Guide
04/17/21 10:37:00 AM
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Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Prostitution already exists in nature, as does hunting and gathering, and you can't fuck without having survived by eating.


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awesome999
04/17/21 10:37:33 AM
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https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u= https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/3306240/ Female-chimpanzees-sell-sex-for-fruit.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_among_animals

The google translate is to avoid the paywall, remove spaces
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CyricZ
04/17/21 10:38:26 AM
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"Mage" is a job.

"Professor at the Mage's College in Winterhold" is a profession.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/17/21 10:39:58 AM
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CyricZ posted...
"Mage" is a job.

"Professor at the Mage's College in Winterhold" is a profession.
This post distinguished the two things parituclarly well, i have to say.

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modena
04/17/21 10:42:04 AM
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Cock blocking cavemen today are we?

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/17/21 10:43:42 AM
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modena posted...
Cock blocking cavemen today are we?
Too late for that, man. Much too late.

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Tenlaar
04/17/21 10:57:02 AM
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The only difference between a job and a profession is whether or not somebody looks down on it.
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IloveJesus
04/17/21 10:58:39 AM
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Tenlaar posted...
The only difference between a job and a profession is whether or not somebody looks down on it.

I disagree. Plenty of both are looked down upon.

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Filipino Rebellion
04/17/21 10:59:03 AM
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg

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archedsoul
04/17/21 11:01:51 AM
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The oldest profession on Earth was warp ion propulsion engineer for the ancient aliens.

Paid pretty well.

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PokemonExpert44
04/17/21 11:04:45 AM
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Nice flopic tc

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/17/21 12:39:45 PM
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Don't man. You'll make Jesus sad.

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Guerrilla Soldier
04/17/21 12:43:03 PM
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you can get food without having a job as a farmer or a hunter

maybe the dude stumbled upon a shiny rock and had something to pay with. doesn't make him a professional shiny rock finder.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/17/21 1:12:34 PM
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No, it makes him an amateur shiny rock finder!
He could take that shit pro, though. He was a pioneer ffs!

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Dark_SilverX
04/17/21 1:30:10 PM
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wit dey own cheeks

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PokemonExpert44
04/17/21 1:44:23 PM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
Don't man. You'll make Jesus sad.
You don't even believe in him.

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FortuneCookie
04/17/21 1:48:22 PM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
So he was a farmer or a hunter?
Those things are jobs.

Jobs, not professions.
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WingsOfGood
04/17/21 2:01:45 PM
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Probably fed and gave housing to a woman.
She had nothing to pay him back so she had sex.
Then he made her his wife.
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