Current Events > Lizzo got drunk and.... slid into Chris Evan's DMs......

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ZannoL
04/18/21 4:53:48 PM
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http://www.justjared.com/2021/04/18/lizzo-drunkenly-slides-into-chris-evans-dms-see-what-she-wrote/

Lizzo is making her attempt at getting the attention of Chris Evans.

The 32-year-old award-winning Juice superstar revealed in an amusing TikTok that she drunkenly slid into the 39-year-old Avengers stars DMs.

Dont drink and DM, kids. for legal porpoises this is a joke, she captioned the post.

In the video, Lizzo revealed the DM screenshot behind her head, which displayed a combination of emojis to look like a woman tossing a basketball. There is no response (yet!) from Chris to the message.



https://i.imgur.com/NgwvHlE.gif

Awkward
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Irony
04/18/21 4:54:30 PM
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Slid or rolled?

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Akagami_Shanks
04/18/21 4:54:59 PM
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he probably deleted it

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ZannoL
04/18/21 4:56:11 PM
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Irony posted...
Slid or rolled?

Akagami_Shanks posted...
he probably deleted it
You guys....
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Warrior_Man
04/18/21 4:56:27 PM
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Porpoise is right.

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YourLovelyTina
04/18/21 4:56:42 PM
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I think we all tried this after that accidental dick pic

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Hornswoggled
04/18/21 5:00:47 PM
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YourLovelyTina
04/18/21 5:01:00 PM
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"Hungry?"
https://i.imgur.com/rb7vgQU.gif

I would say.... yes

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ZannoL
04/18/21 5:02:01 PM
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YourLovelyTina posted...
"Hungry?"
https://i.imgur.com/rb7vgQU.gif

I would say.... yes

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Flamer_Blue
04/18/21 5:02:22 PM
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With that fatass I am surprised she didn't drunk buttdialed him.

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Kingbuffet
04/18/21 5:12:49 PM
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Creepy and weird
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rivers
04/18/21 5:13:44 PM
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summer is coming

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ohiostate124
04/18/21 5:15:54 PM
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Who is she?
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ZannoL
04/18/21 5:37:55 PM
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ohiostate124 posted...
Who is she?
Singer.
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masticatingman
04/18/21 5:40:33 PM
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ohiostate124 posted...
Who is she?
An ostensibly famous singer who's gotten a lot of articles written about her over the last few years but I seriously have never heard her in a casual setting.

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Greenfox111
04/18/21 5:42:30 PM
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Lizzo up


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ZannoL
04/19/21 11:43:32 AM
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bumpy.
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WrestlinFan
04/19/21 11:48:19 AM
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Shell have to blame it on the goose.

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krazychao5
04/19/21 11:49:39 AM
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philsov
04/19/21 11:50:57 AM
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ZannoL posted...
a combination of emojis to look like a woman tossing a basketball


Literally taking a shot. whatever.
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Silver Bearings
04/19/21 12:23:35 PM
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How much did she have to drink to get drunk?

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SquirtleSkwad
04/21/21 9:58:43 AM
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I like confidence in girls with....less-conventionally attractive bodies.

But she borders on creepy. Some humble pie would do her well. Not pecan.

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tommybel89
04/21/21 10:09:15 AM
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Chris Evans is a 10. He ain't going after this chubber.

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