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pogo_rabid
04/26/21 12:39:49 AM
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how is it even possible to compress such caloric content into one drink




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SothaSil
04/26/21 12:40:51 AM
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Sugar 263g lmao jesus christ. Who is buying these

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Irony
04/26/21 12:41:36 AM
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That's like 2 large pizzas

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Payzmaykr
04/26/21 12:41:56 AM
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Thats literally 63.75 sugar cubes. I dont know if Ive ever seen a product with that much sugar content. 1770g of sodium??? What do they just dump sugar and salt into a milkshake mix and put in some Oreos? Gross.

The FDA incorrectly thinks that 40g of sugar per day is acceptable. If this has 263g of sugar, then isnt that like 650% of your suggested serving? Notice how they left that part off...
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bnui_ransder
04/26/21 12:42:00 AM
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Holy fuck and their ice cream tastes like shit too

Probably costs $12

I bought my niece her little unicorn ice cream bowl with half a scoop of ice cream for $8

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bigtiggie23
04/26/21 12:46:20 AM
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I like Oreo shakes but that doesn't even look appetizing. Jack N the Box and Burger King have better Oreo shakes.
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TheoryzC
04/26/21 12:49:28 AM
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Thick ass Sonic oreo shake>

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Rathinor
04/26/21 12:52:57 AM
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Is that real or photoshopped?
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dotsdfe
04/26/21 12:55:28 AM
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Sonic has stuff that approaches that too. I've looked up some calorie counts on that before, and it's always dire.

I'm morbidly curious about what would happen if someone drank like, four of these per day for a week. Like, would your body just shut down after a while...?

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Axiom
04/26/21 12:57:19 AM
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Rathinor posted...
Is that real or photoshopped?
Real looks like. Baskin Robbins trying to kill people apparently
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berlyman101
04/26/21 12:58:44 AM
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milk fat and sugar is how. I wonder how much is hfcs.

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GrandConjuraton
04/26/21 5:54:44 PM
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Holy crap, >.< . I hope this isn't real.

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DeadBankerDream
04/26/21 5:57:29 PM
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The most baffling thing is the idea that people would want a chocolate oreo shake rather than a vanilla oreo shake.

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fan357
04/26/21 6:00:31 PM
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Irony posted...
That's like 2 large pizzas

What large pizza is 1300 calories?

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monkmith
04/26/21 6:03:11 PM
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how do you eat something like that with a straw?

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sauceje
04/26/21 6:03:59 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
The most baffling thing is the idea that people would want a chocolate oreo shake rather than a vanilla oreo shake.
Yeah vanilla oreo shake >>>>>>>>

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Frostmourne
04/26/21 6:04:44 PM
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Pints are more satisfying and fewer calories.
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GrandConjuraton
04/26/21 6:05:22 PM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
Holy crap, >.< . I hope this isn't real.

It apparently IS real. I'm stunned, x.x

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3PiesAndAFork
04/26/21 6:10:57 PM
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I'm more curious where the fiber is coming from

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Master_Bass
04/26/21 6:11:37 PM
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This is why everyone is so fat.

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TheVipaGTS
04/26/21 6:12:27 PM
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Yea...its a shake. Why are people acting surprised lol. You're not supposed to drink one everyday, but every now and then this won't kill you.

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GrandConjuraton
04/26/21 6:24:15 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Yea...its a shake. Why are people acting surprised lol. You're not supposed to drink one everyday, but every now and then this won't kill you.
It's actually even worse than other places, though.

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pojr
04/26/21 6:27:50 PM
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hell yes. i would drink that one time and tell the world i ate 3x the recommended calories per day

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kingdrake2
04/26/21 6:46:32 PM
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i always could only go through with a small. those are too massive to take down.
hate drinking my calories.
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Irony
04/26/21 6:49:34 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Yea...its a shake. Why are people acting surprised lol. You're not supposed to drink one everyday, but every now and then this won't kill you.
This is like drinking one everyday for like 2 weeks

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TheRealDill2000
04/26/21 6:50:49 PM
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It's not all bad. There is a decent amount of fiber.
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Irony
04/26/21 6:52:13 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
It's not all bad. There is a decent amount of fiber.
There's 333g of carbs. That's like a whole loaf of bread

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TheVipaGTS
04/26/21 6:53:51 PM
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Irony posted...
This is like drinking one everyday for like 2 weeks
Sort of. Technically it is strictly on paper, but just drinking one on one day isn't going to have the same affect on your body as drinking one regular shake everyday for 2 weeks.

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What_
04/26/21 6:55:48 PM
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The double whammy of death - high sat fats and high carbohydrate
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Irony
04/26/21 6:56:30 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Sort of. Technically it is strictly on paper, but just drinking one on one day isn't going to have the same affect on your body as drinking one regular shake everyday for 2 weeks.
When it's 3x the recommended calorie count for the day and it is almost completely empty calories it absolutely will affect you. A lot of people may actually get sick drinking this.

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pupeye
04/26/21 7:14:23 PM
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Irony posted...
When it's 3x the recommended calorie count for the day
But it's not....
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monkmith
04/26/21 7:18:15 PM
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pupeye posted...
But it's not....
i'd guess he meant daily sugar intake. though in that case its like 8x the suggested amount i think.

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Irony
04/26/21 7:25:23 PM
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I actually meant carbs

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Solar_Crimson
04/26/21 7:26:43 PM
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And America's waistline continues to widen.

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