Current Events > Lazybones 2: the societal litmus test.

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Just return your carts, people.

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I just say "thanks for carrying my groceries, have a nice life", then I use 2 hands and one foot to fling it as far away as possible while being in the car by the time anyone can say anything to me.

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What if theres 5 people tied up in the parking lot and you have to run them over to return the cart?

CapnMuffin posted...

What if theres 5 people tied up in the parking lot and you have to run them over to return the cart?

Are they tied up because they didnt return their carts?

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I purposefully leave my shopping cart overturned in another stores parking lot. Its my way of protesting against society.

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This @PoundGarden feller seems like a total lazy bones and also defends drunk driving and pulling guns on non-threatening people.

Not a good look.

Cart Narc out!

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SSJ5_Goku posted...

Are they tied up because they didnt return their carts?

2 out of 5 of them are

one of the 2 is the one that left that cart

@JACKBUTTMOMMY

I watched a bunch of them, in the videos where the driver ignores the magnet and keeps going, they quickly grab the cart and put it behind their cars.

Though I did see a funny video where the guy just smiles, thunbs up. Then rammed the cart he stuck behind his vehicle out of the way lol.

NOM posted...

This @PoundGarden feller seems like a total lazy bones and also defends drunk driving and pulling guns on non-threatening people.

Not a good look.

Cart Narc out!

This NOM guy seems like he lacks reading comprehension and is a low quality troll.

Not a good look.

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CapnMuffin posted...

2 out of 5 of them are

one of the 2 is the one that left that cart

That's a tough one. Can I identify the lazybones or do I have to guess? If I know who they are, I bounce the carts off of their bellies while at the same time I stick a couple of magnets on their bellies. Hopefully the momentum will cause me to safely bounce over the innocent and right into the cart return.

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AlisLandale posted...

I purposefully leave my shopping cart overturned in another stores parking lot. Its my way of protesting against society.

Don't do this. When I was a teenager and shopping at a large shopping district I pushed a cart from one section to another and a cop freaked the fuck out, acting like I was robbing the cart.

I even told him I'd return it after and he screamed at me to leave it. After I took out my bags, the jelly ripped through and broke leaving glass everywhere. He then accused me of doing it on purpose and told me to get on ground.

Luckily before it escalated worse he got some emergency call, and sped off with me laying on dirty parking lot and hands spread out.

SSJ5_Goku posted...

That's a tough one. Can I identify the lazybones or do I have to guess? If I know who they are, I bounce the carts off of their bellies while at the same time I stick a couple of magnets on their bellies. Hopefully the momentum will cause me to safely bounce over the innocent and right into the cart return.

Please, please do film yourself bouncing carts off of people while chanting "lol lazybones lol". That I would absolutely like and subscribe to. Hope you have world class health care though

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Those who care I was 15 and yes I'm Black mix.

PoundGarden posted...

Please, please do film yourself bouncing carts off of people while chanting "lol lazybones lol". That I would absolutely like and subscribe to. Hope you have world class health care though

I live in America. World class but only if you're rich enough to afford it.

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*Skidly woo woo!*

That's not where the carts gooooo!

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SSJ5_Goku posted...

I live in America. World class but only if you're rich enough to afford it.

Great, sounds like you're all set, off you go. Grab your whistle, wand, and some magnets and go start "ramming carts into people's bellies". And FFS please don't shoot in profile.

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PoundGarden posted...

Great, sounds like you're all set, off you go. Grab your whistle, wand, and some magnets and go start "ramming carts into people's bellies". And FFS please don't shoot in profile.

Are you real?

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For those of you wondering what this is about:

We had a 500 topic arguing over whether or not its okay to harass strangers in public. Most people said the guy doing it was a douche, but a few people aggressively defended him.

Isnt it weird how CE excoriated Dawkins for this, but suddenly they take up for some random incel who picks fights and has too much free time?

Payzmaykr posted...

For those of you wondering what this is about:

We had a 500 topic arguing over whether or not its okay to harass strangers in public. Most people said the guy doing it was a douche, but a few people aggressively defended him.

Isnt it weird how CE excoriated Dawkins for this, but suddenly they take up for some random incel who picks fights and has too much free time?

Talk about misreading the situation. Wow.

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Payzmaykr posted...

For those of you wondering what this is about:

We had a 500 topic arguing over whether or not its okay to harass strangers in public. Most people said the guy doing it was a douche, but a few people aggressively defended him.

Isnt it weird how CE excoriated Dawkins for this, but suddenly they take up for some random incel who picks fights and has too much free time?

Dawkins mental ramblings barely made any sense. We've all been bothered by people who leave shopping carts in the parking lot.

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Lol cart pushers exist just like bussers do. Maybe the cart narcs take they're dishes back at restaurants too whatever. But when I was a cart pusher I enjoyed carts scattered over the parking lot. Gave me something to do. Empty parking lot means your helping inside. It does help the company cut labor cost I guess.

SSJ5_Goku posted...

Are you real?

Hey, I'm just rolling with what you said:

SSJ5_Goku posted...

That's a tough one. Can I identify the lazybones or do I have to guess? If I know who they are, I bounce the carts off of their bellies while at the same time I stick a couple of magnets on their bellies. Hopefully the momentum will cause me to safely bounce over the innocent and right into the cart return.

Don't get pissy with me if you get lost in your own ridiculousness.


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Darmik posted...

Dawkins mental ramblings barely made any sense. We've all been bothered by people who leave shopping carts in the parking lot.

This guy is literally Dawkins 2.0. I hope they can find a way to press charges. It was proven in the previous topic that he was definitely violating harassment laws.

People like that with too much free time on their hands need to get like 3,000 hours of community service.

He doesnt work on the cart crew. Hes not inconvenienced. Hes just a heckler who wants dumbasses to watch his videos. People like this deserve what they inevitably get.

Wasssup Now posted...

Lol cart pushers exist just like bussers do. Maybe the cart narcs take they're dishes back at restaurants too whatever. But when I was a cart pusher I enjoyed carts scattered over the parking lot. Gave me something to do. Empty parking lot means your helping inside. It does help the company cut labor cost I guess.

Do you not understand that loose carts hit cars and block handicap access?

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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

lmao

Do you take issue with what I said? Do you have an intelligent retort? Didnt think so.

Like I said, we proved its criminal harassment.

BeyondWalls posted...

Do you not understand that loose carts hit cars and block handicap access?

I understand that very well. That was always our initial check when I was pushing.

Yeah, didnt think so.

Payzmaykr posted...

He doesnt work on the cart crew. Hes not inconvenienced. Hes just a heckler who wants dumbasses to watch his videos. People like this deserve what they inevitably get.

You don't have to be a part of cart crew to be inconvenienced by other people's laziness. They're specifically blocking parking spots.

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Darmik posted...

You don't have to be a part of cart crew to be inconvenienced by other people's laziness. They're specifically blocking parking spots.

Then let the cart crew tell them off. Or call the cops. Public harassment and unnecessary confrontation lead to injury, death, and cops. Carts lead to tiny scratches and dents that you can buff out or fix.

Lol, I forgot that was a real person. Not taking carts back and acting like you're doing some kind of justice by yelling at people for not pushing carts back are both lame. It's inconvenient, but people are trash. Just accept it when it's something this petty and move on.

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PoundGarden posted...

Please, please do film yourself bouncing carts off of people while chanting "lol lazybones lol". That I would absolutely like and subscribe to. Hope you have world class health care though

Why are you getting so worked up over this?

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Darmik posted...

You don't have to be a part of cart crew to be inconvenienced by other people's laziness. They're specifically blocking parking spots.

Lazy cart crew is worse then a few lazy individuals tbh

Wasssup Now posted...

Lazy cart crew is worse then a few lazy individuals tbh

They can't be everywhere at once and immediately take a cart after some lazybones jerk doesn't bother moving it.

So no. The lazy individuals are worse.

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Wasssup Now posted...

Lazy cart crew is worse then a few lazy individuals tbh

"Some people aren't doing their jobs right somewhere on the planet, so it's ok if Im a dick that only cares about himself"

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Is the cart narc moving the carts into the cart corral after the people refuse to take their cart back?

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AlCalavicci posted...

Is the cart narc moving the carts into the cart corral after the people refuse to take their cart back?

Yes

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Lol, I forgot that was a real person. Not taking carts back and acting like you're doing some kind of justice by yelling at people for not pushing carts back are both lame. It's inconvenient, but people are trash. Just accept it when it's something this petty and move on.

Yep. Its funny how the people who support this guy are the ones who cant let it go

Making multiple topics doesnt make your opinion and less wrong.

JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

Yes, they're the ones.

You guys made the topic again and cant let it go. Dont get so angry that people disagree with your opinion. The majority rules that the cart narc is a douch with too much time on his hands.

Or are you maybe a cart crew worker? That makes sense.

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

Why are you getting so worked up over this?

Sorry, I didn't realize satirically calling out the ridiculousness of his posts qualified as "worked up".

My point was he would never actually confront anyone himself. Why? Because he knows deep down I'm right and there's a very real possibility you could get your ass kicked (or worse) for these shenanigans.


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Payzmaykr posted...

The majority rules that the cart narc is a douch with too much time on his hands.

Is it? The YouTube channel seems pretty successful with barely any dislikes.

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