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Smackems
04/27/21 2:20:03 PM
#51:


Turbam posted...
My gf likes my two inch weenie
She likes my 3 inch weenie more

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YourLovelyTina
04/27/21 2:27:08 PM
#52:


I dunno, I've seen enough porn to know that dicks come in all manner of shapes and sizes and it doesn't necessarily disqualify them from being in porn.

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ZannoL
04/27/21 4:37:20 PM
#53:


Majority voting yes.
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CanuckCowboy
04/27/21 4:45:55 PM
#54:


For some reason I initially read this as though men believed watching porn was making their wieners shrink.

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LinkPizza
04/27/21 4:46:08 PM
#55:


Personally, as a gay guy (a top, but I do suck dicks), I get turned off if they are too big (for either length or girth). If its barely fits in my mouth, it just seems pointless. And even if I did bottom, it wouldnt be to an oversized monstrosity, no offense...

It reminds me of how many of the gay guys brag about the biggest dick theyve ever taken, but still struggle with every dick they encounter, even if they are smaller than the biggest one theyve taken...
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bobbaaay
04/27/21 5:19:24 PM
#56:


A sheet of paper is 11'' x 8.5''

Fold it in half hamburger style, and you have 5.5'', which is average length.
Fold it in half hotdog style, and you have 4.25''. Average girth is 4.4'', so wrap it around your dick hot dog style like an actual bun to get an idea of your girth; average would be a little bit bigger than the sheet of paper.
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Trumble
04/27/21 5:20:55 PM
#57:


Hey, if saying that makes you feel better, good for you.

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Trumble
04/27/21 5:21:22 PM
#58:


bobbaaay posted...
A sheet of paper is 11'' x 8.5''

Note that this is only true in America. The standard in most other places is (roughly, as this is converted from cm) 11.75" x 8.25".

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Demon1050
04/27/21 5:28:34 PM
#59:


I've never given a damn. At 6.5 I'm perfectly content you'd run out of space any longer anyway. It's perfect.

The only thing I'd like bigger is my other measurements, haha. Like if I could add two inches to my upper arms and maybe 1.5" to my forearms and get better chest/shoulders I'd be very very happy. Workin on it but it's a slow go! 14" arms and 12" forearms right now.
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skermac
04/27/21 5:30:20 PM
#60:


The average normal size is just 6 inches anyway, never compare yourself to porn actors

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EngineerGamer
04/27/21 5:40:44 PM
#61:


Damn_Underscore posted...
Measurements?

For academic purposes of course
5.5" length and 6.1" girth

inb4 angry people with self-proclaimed 140 IQs who nonetheless get circumference confused with diameter
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SauI_Goodman
04/27/21 5:43:29 PM
#62:


Nope i really am small. Grower not a shower i guess. Like 2 inch soft 5 inch erect with 5.5 girth

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HODL
04/27/21 5:44:37 PM
#63:


Im statistically just slightly over average in length, but Ive had girls tell me I have a big D when we fucked. Feels good man.
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Orlando_Jordan
04/27/21 5:46:37 PM
#64:


6 inches is small. These days, women want men who are 8+ inches.

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The Catgirl Fondler
04/27/21 5:58:15 PM
#65:


Never mattered what size mine was, it wasn't getting seen/used by anyone else anyway.
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ccidz
04/27/21 5:59:06 PM
#66:


Yes. That's why I'm working on limiting the amount of porn I watch until I can stop watching it overall.

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Snakebone99
04/27/21 6:01:08 PM
#67:


Guys are going to tell themselves size doesn't matter, and girls are going to lie about it.

Size matters, get over it.
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skermac
04/27/21 6:35:51 PM
#68:


Orlando_Jordan posted...
6 inches is small. These days, women want men who are 8+ inches.

thats false, science has pry6?is average if you think women want men over 8 inches youve been watching too much porn

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NOM
04/27/21 7:26:44 PM
#69:


Snakebone99 posted...
Guys are going to tell themselves size doesn't matter, and girls are going to lie about it.

Size matters, get over it.
Fact and not only that but they will laugh about it to their friends.

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No_U_L7
04/27/21 7:30:50 PM
#70:


Tired-Insomniac posted...
The average penis length is 5.5 inches

The average penis length of a man who googles average penis length is 3.5 inches


How did you learn the average
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DespondentDeity
04/27/21 7:32:25 PM
#71:


No_U_L7 posted...
How did you learn the average

gotta suck em all!

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Heineken14
04/27/21 7:41:16 PM
#72:


DespondentDeity posted...


gotta suck em all!


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awesome999
04/27/21 7:47:13 PM
#73:


EngineerGamer posted...

5.5" length and 6.1" girth

inb4 angry people with self-proclaimed 140 IQs who nonetheless get circumference confused with diameter

Huh, I looked it up and my girth is top 5% too. Feeling good
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bobbaaay
04/27/21 10:53:42 PM
#74:


EngineerGamer posted...
5.5" length and 6.1" girth

inb4 angry people with self-proclaimed 140 IQs who nonetheless get circumference confused with diameter

That sounds so insanely chodey. Like I guess that's cool that you're super fucking girthy -- but does your penis look like a short, angry Italian mobster or something?
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