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UnfairRepresent
04/30/21 1:50:45 PM
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What do you do?






You're with your younger brother at the bar to celebrate his recent engagement to the 58 year old renewable energy mogul Ms Sweptstone, except he's already pretty toasted and is spilling his guts to you in a state of drunken euphoria.

"Yeah it's great. I got Swepstone to finally propose. She even thinks it was her idea and she's being forward.

She was so lonely that she believed anything I told her. She really thinks I love her. I think it's because she's liberal, that's why she has no friends. How many other liberal millionaires are there? Like 2? Rich guys don't like women anyway, let alone liberal wealthy women so she was like public enemy #3 among her peers and totally desperate as she got damn old. All I had to do was smile, act like a wittle puppy in wub and she fell hook, line, and sinker.

Best part is she is so stupid that she isn't going to sign a prenub or anything. So all I gotta do is put a ring on it, lay low for a couple of months, then dump the bitch and I get half her stuff.

And the kicker is I told her that we shouldn't have sex anymore until we are married so it will be more special and she went for it. So I only had to force myself to bang her wrinky fat ass like 3 or 4 times total. Meanwhile I've been screwing the Russian maid every week this whole time.

Call me Bret Hart because I'm the Heartbreak Kid now. I'm definately going to get the mansion, she can keep the other homes I don't give a fuck. But I'll get that mansion and half her dough. It's gonna be sweet.

Not sure if I'll keep the maids or not, maybe I should can them and hire some Asian ones. Know what I mean bro!?" He then holds out his hand for a high five.



No one else heard any of that except for you.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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nothanks1
04/30/21 1:51:06 PM
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Is the bar in the UK, USA or UK, UK?
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Gobstoppers12
04/30/21 1:54:29 PM
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You need to work on your expository dialogue. It's awkward to read.

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SSJKirby
04/30/21 1:55:08 PM
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Better than using any of mine

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Smackems
04/30/21 2:03:34 PM
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Idc

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The_Critic
04/30/21 2:33:25 PM
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I tell him Shawn Michaels is the heartbreak kid
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UnfairRepresent
04/30/21 4:19:27 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
You need to work on your expository dialogue. It's awkward to read.
Yet you won't tell us how you would react

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Gobstoppers12
04/30/21 4:23:17 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Yet you won't tell us how you would react
I didn't finish reading the scenario because the writing was mediocre. At least make it good if you want me to care.

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BloodMoon7
04/30/21 4:23:22 PM
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Eyy!
*high fives his nuts*

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BloodMoon7
04/30/21 4:24:57 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I didn't finish reading the scenario because the writing was mediocre. At least make it good if you want me to care.
Scenario: Your bro is stringing along a rich old lady for her money while fucking her maid. He plans to break up with her wrinkly old and fat ass and make like a bandit! Do you eyyy high five fam?

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Gobstoppers12
04/30/21 4:25:33 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Scenario: Your bro is stringing along a rich old lady for her money while fucking her maid. He plans to break up with her wrinkly old and fat ass and make like a bandit! Do you eyyy high five fam?
That didn't make it better, just shorter.

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UnfairRepresent
04/30/21 4:38:00 PM
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I think you're just too cowardly to tell us what you think

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Proto_Spark
04/30/21 4:42:55 PM
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If he sticks around until she dies, he'll get all of her stuff. What is he too nice to take this woman for everything she's worth?
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UnfairRepresent
05/01/21 2:19:01 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
If he sticks around until she dies, he'll get all of her stuff. What is he too nice to take this woman for everything she's worth?
38 years later

"Any day now...."

*cancer goes into remission again *

"...Damn it..."

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