Current Events > Scenario: 7 million Chinese soldiers just attacked Ohio.

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UnfairRepresent 05/02/21 6:23:51 PM #1:	What do you do? Volunteer and go defend America. I donate money to the defense effort. Thoughts and Prayers I don't do anything. I'd cheer on the invaders. What do you do? - Results (77 votes) Volunteer and go defend America. 28.57% (22 votes) 22 I donate money to the defense effort. 6.49% (5 votes) 5 Thoughts and Prayers 25.97% (20 votes) 20 I don't do anything. 22.08% (17 votes) 17 I'd cheer on the invaders. 16.88% (13 votes) 13 It's a Red Dawn style scenario. China has been secretly building up and supplying troops inside the US for months and now they struck. Before you could spell your name they attacked multiple towns all accross Ohio with total war tactics, aggressive bombing followed by boots on the ground soldiers and became fully entrenched with supply lines and highly defensible bases. The totally unprepared US army is scrambling but the Chinese are expanding and gaining ground by the hour. The army is asking for volunteers to defend the land from the invaders. What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953483432] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote> What do you do? Volunteer and go defend America. I donate money to the defense effort. Thoughts and Prayers I don't do anything. I'd cheer on the invaders. Vote View Results What do you do? - Results (77 votes) Volunteer and go defend America. 28.57% (22 votes) 22 I donate money to the defense effort. 6.49% (5 votes) 5 Thoughts and Prayers 25.97% (20 votes) 20 I don't do anything. 22.08% (17 votes) 17 I'd cheer on the invaders. 16.88% (13 votes) 13 Show Voting Form It's a Red Dawn style scenario. China has been secretly building up and supplying troops inside the US for months and now they struck. Before you could spell your name they attacked multiple towns all accross Ohio with total war tactics, aggressive bombing followed by boots on the ground soldiers and became fully entrenched with supply lines and highly defensible bases. The totally unprepared US army is scrambling but the Chinese are expanding and gaining ground by the hour. The army is asking for volunteers to defend the land from the invaders. What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 05/02/21 6:24:50 PM #2:	Thats not how you have war anymore, were already Chinese soldiers --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I never be, I never see, I never know <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:953483476] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Thats not how you have war anymore, were already Chinese soldiers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/02/21 6:26:37 PM #3:	DespondentDeity posted... Thats not how you have war anymore, were already Chinese soldiers I'm not a Chinese soldier --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953483555] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>DespondentDeity posted... </cite> <quote>Thats not how you have war anymore, were already Chinese soldiers</quote>I'm not a Chinese soldier </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 05/02/21 6:27:20 PM #4:	Thoughts and prayers for our fallen victims, volunteer to defend my country, and donate some supplies I have stocked to infirmaries. In that order. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:953483582] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Thoughts and prayers for our fallen victims, volunteer to defend my country, and donate some supplies I have stocked to infirmaries. In that order. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CouldBeAnAlt 05/02/21 6:27:45 PM #5:	You just gave Shablagoo an erection --- Fithos lusec wecos vinosec she/her <cite>CouldBeAnAlt posted [p:953483599] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>You just gave Shablagoo an erection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/02/21 8:10:31 PM #6:	CouldBeAnAlt posted... You just gave Shablagoo an erection Isn't he banned? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953486559] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>CouldBeAnAlt posted... </cite> <quote>You just gave Shablagoo an erection</quote>Isn't he banned? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/02/21 8:12:19 PM #7:	That's unfortunate. goes back to sleep until it's over --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:953486622] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>That's unfortunate. goes back to sleep until it's over </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 05/02/21 8:12:33 PM #8:	no way in hell china could get even 70k soldiers anywhere near ohio without the us government knowing before they got there --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:953486629] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>no way in hell china could get even 70k soldiers anywhere near ohio without the us government knowing before they got there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 05/02/21 8:13:37 PM #9:	andel posted... no way in hell china could get even 70k soldiers anywhere near ohio without the us government knowing before they got there That's why we call these things hypotheticals. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:953486667] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>andel posted... </cite> <quote>no way in hell china could get even 70k soldiers anywhere near ohio without the us government knowing before they got there</quote> That's why we call these things hypotheticals. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 05/02/21 8:13:41 PM #10:	Obviously, post the news first on CE and ask them what I should do --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:953486669] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Obviously, post the news first on CE and ask them what I should do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 05/02/21 8:15:41 PM #11:	"somebody rescue Dave Chappelle" was my first thought. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:953486732] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>"somebody rescue Dave Chappelle" was my first thought. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/02/21 8:15:47 PM #12:	andel posted... no way in hell china could get even 70k soldiers anywhere near ohio without the us government knowing before they got there That's what they wanted you to think --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953486739] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>andel posted... </cite> <quote>no way in hell china could get even 70k soldiers anywhere near ohio without the us government knowing before they got there</quote>That's what they wanted you to think </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kastrada 05/02/21 9:18:21 PM #13:	That's getting dangerously close to the American argument for putting Japanese-Americans in concentration camps during World War 2. --- PoW '09 Topic of the Year Co-Winners (Rada and Texy) FFD <cite>Kastrada posted [p:953488567] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>That's getting dangerously close to the American argument for putting Japanese-Americans in concentration camps during World War 2. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 05/02/21 9:19:48 PM #14:	If they have the element of surprise, why the absolute fuck would they waste it on fucking Ohio. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:953488619] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>If they have the element of surprise, why the absolute fuck would they waste it on fucking Ohio. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blbmbr666 05/02/21 9:22:59 PM #15:	3PiesAndAFork posted... If they have the element of surprise, why the absolute fuck would they waste it on fucking Ohio. Disruption of the largest highways from East Coast to rest of the US, and supply routes from the Great Lakes, seems kinda legit actually. My family is from Ohio so I'd volunteer. But also I know enough rural Ohioans that would make it hell for any invasion. --- Falco New World Order: https://imgur.com/iOYw6Ss https://imgur.com/dIifHyi <cite>Blbmbr666 posted [p:953488695] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>3PiesAndAFork posted... </cite> <quote>If they have the element of surprise, why the absolute fuck would they waste it on fucking Ohio.</quote>Disruption of the largest highways from East Coast to rest of the US, and supply routes from the Great Lakes, seems kinda legit actually. My family is from Ohio so I'd volunteer. But also I know enough rural Ohioans that would make it hell for any invasion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 05/02/21 9:23:49 PM #16:	Nuke the entire site from orbit, its the only way to be sure. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:953488713] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Nuke the entire site from orbit, its the only way to be sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 05/02/21 9:24:49 PM #17:	cheer them on --- https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:953488737] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>cheer them on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 05/02/21 9:28:57 PM #18:	China invaded Ohio to get LeBron but was acting on out of date information. --- https://imgur.com/ca2qBa1 <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:953488850] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>China invaded Ohio to get LeBron but was acting on out of date information. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 05/02/21 9:44:06 PM #19:	Why did they start with Ohio? Resupplying is going to be a pain for them there. 7 million troops is a lot and Ohio's location would make it very difficult to bring in more supplies. Internal supply lines are important, yes. But their troops are going to run out of shit quickly without the ability to bring in more supplies. They should have started with like Oregon. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:953489281] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Why did they start with Ohio? Resupplying is going to be a pain for them there. 7 million troops is a lot and Ohio's location would make it very difficult to bring in more supplies. Internal supply lines are important, yes. But their troops are going to run out of shit quickly without the ability to bring in more supplies. They should have started with like Oregon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 05/02/21 10:45:12 PM #20:	China is getting obliterated I guess --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:953491059] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>China is getting obliterated I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 05/02/21 10:47:41 PM #21:	I'd check if my cousin were OK and try to contribute to aid groups working in the area --- currently watching: Jujutsu Kaisen (Dub) ~ 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) ~ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Dub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:953491125] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>I'd check if my cousin were OK and try to contribute to aid groups working in the area</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 05/02/21 10:49:20 PM #22:	I wait to see how it turns out --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:953491179] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>I wait to see how it turns out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 05/02/21 10:50:11 PM #23:	Lol they're gonna fuckin die fast if they're stupid enough to base the attack around Ohio --- Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:953491213] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Lol they're gonna fuckin die fast if they're stupid enough to base the attack around Ohio </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DandyQuackShot 05/02/21 10:52:50 PM #24:	Dont have anything to materially support a counterattack to that kind of occupation. Besides the Democratic Party would accuse anybody trying to defend against that as racist and give Ohio 50 new seats in Congress due to the increase in foreign population. --- https://youtu.be/Hjl1h2a-MBE <cite>DandyQuackShot posted [p:953491298] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Dont have anything to materially support a counterattack to that kind of occupation. Besides the Democratic Party would accuse anybody trying to defend against that as racist and give Ohio 50 new seats in Congress due to the increase in foreign population. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frizzurd 05/03/21 2:54:29 AM #25:	Why Ohio? lol <cite>Frizzurd posted [p:953496412] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Why Ohio? lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 05/03/21 3:02:39 AM #26:	All I'll say is don't underestimate us Ohioans. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:953496513] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>All I'll say is don't underestimate us Ohioans. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuming 05/03/21 3:05:05 AM #27:	do absolutely nothing. I will do exactly as much for my country as my country has done for me. <cite>fuming posted [p:953496543] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>do absolutely nothing. I will do exactly as much for my country as my country has done for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 05/03/21 3:05:16 AM #28:	I live in Ohio, so I'm probably already dead. I guess that means I don't do anything. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:953496547] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>I live in Ohio, so I'm probably already dead. I guess that means I don't do anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
indica 05/03/21 3:06:09 AM #29:	I think that would be a disaster move for China, economically speaking... --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. <cite>indica posted [p:953496558] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>I think that would be a disaster move for China, economically speaking... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/03/21 3:26:50 AM #30:	uwnim posted... Why did they start with Ohio? Resupplying is going to be a pain for them there. 7 million troops is a lot and Ohio's location would make it very difficult to bring in more supplies. Internal supply lines are important, yes. But their troops are going to run out of shit quickly without the ability to bring in more supplies. I guess Ohio was the best location for them to keep their troops hidden and: Blbmbr666 posted... Disruption of the largest highways from East Coast to rest of the US, and supply routes from the Great Lakes, seems kinda legit actually. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953496814] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite> <quote>Why did they start with Ohio? Resupplying is going to be a pain for them there. 7 million troops is a lot and Ohio's location would make it very difficult to bring in more supplies. Internal supply lines are important, yes. But their troops are going to run out of shit quickly without the ability to bring in more supplies. </quote> I guess Ohio was the best location for them to keep their troops hidden and: Blbmbr666 posted... </cite> <quote>Disruption of the largest highways from East Coast to rest of the US, and supply routes from the Great Lakes, seems kinda legit actually. </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/03/21 9:40:47 AM #31:	Strider102 posted... All I'll say is don't underestimate us Ohioans. You got caught with your pants down, bombed then attacked by 6 million people Da fuck are you gonna do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953502135] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>All I'll say is don't underestimate us Ohioans.</quote>You got caught with your pants down, bombed then attacked by 6 million people Da fuck are you gonna do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 05/03/21 9:42:09 AM #32:	gotta get those thoughts and prayers flowing --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:953502175] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>gotta get those thoughts and prayers flowing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CouldBeAnAlt 05/03/21 4:39:03 PM #33:	UnfairRepresent posted... You got caught with your pants down, bombed then attacked by 6 million people Da fuck are you gonna do? Get them addicted to meth --- Fithos lusec wecos vinosec she/her <cite>CouldBeAnAlt posted [p:953515258] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>You got caught with your pants down, bombed then attacked by 6 million people Da fuck are you gonna do?</quote>Get them addicted to meth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 05/03/21 4:49:33 PM #34:	as someone who lives in Ohio, lock the doors. --- Playing: Luigi's Mansion 3; Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order; Hades; Dead Cells; You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:953515644] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>as someone who lives in Ohio, lock the doors. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 05/03/21 4:53:03 PM #35:	Poll lacks options for those actually in Ohio. I'm obviously not gonna fly off to another land to be a soldier in someone else's war, but I imagine if I were already living there and that is happening, I'm either gonna focus on escaping the warzone or hiding within it and taking great satisfaction in whatever miniscule number of invaders I manage to pick-off. Kome to think of it, I wonder how American soldiers are meant to deal with it's armed civilians that would rather hole up in their homes n take pot-shots at invaders, rather than follow evacuation procedures.... --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:953515763] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Poll lacks options for those actually in Ohio. I'm obviously not gonna fly off to another land to be a soldier in someone else's war, but I imagine if I were already living there and that is happening, I'm either gonna focus on escaping the warzone or hiding within it and taking great satisfaction in whatever miniscule number of invaders I manage to pick-off. Kome to think of it, I wonder how American soldiers are meant to deal with it's armed civilians that would rather hole up in their homes n take pot-shots at invaders, rather than follow evacuation procedures.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 05/03/21 4:54:21 PM #36:	What's high in the middle, and round on both ends? O-HI-O! --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:953515818] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>What's high in the middle, and round on both ends? O-HI-O! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 05/03/21 4:59:54 PM #37:	UnfairRepresent posted... I'm not a Chinese soldier Not with that attitude... --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:953516040] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> I'm not a Chinese soldier </quote> Not with that attitude...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/04/21 4:13:27 PM #38:	The_Korey posted... Poll lacks options for those actually in Ohio. I don't see how --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953552288] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Poll lacks options for those actually in Ohio.</quote>I don't see how </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 05/04/21 4:25:05 PM #39:	UnfairRepresent posted... I don't see how Hide? Surrender? Literally any hostile option that doesn't involve volunteering to the USArmy? --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:953552626] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I don't see how</quote> Hide? Surrender? Literally any hostile option that doesn't involve volunteering to the USArmy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 05/04/21 4:26:24 PM #40:	blame it on the damn libs ofc. shakes fist <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:953552665] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>blame it on the damn libs ofc. shakes fist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 05/04/21 4:29:11 PM #41:	Time to shoot some motherfuckers I lean liberal but Ill be goddamned if Ill just sit by and watch an enemy attack our people. --- Sippin Donatello With Captain Ginyu <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:953552752] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>Time to shoot some motherfuckers I lean liberal but Ill be goddamned if Ill just sit by and watch an enemy attack our people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/05/21 5:25:59 AM #42:	The_Korey posted... Hide? Surrender? Literally any hostile option that doesn't involve volunteering to the USArmy? You're being pedantic Those all can easily fit in under the selections --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953572994] in Scenario: ... [t:79437685]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Hide? Surrender? Literally any hostile option that doesn't involve volunteering to the USArmy?</quote>You're being pedantic Those all can easily fit in under the selections </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: 7 million Chinese soldiers just attacked Ohio. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Scenario: 7 million Chinese soldiers just attacked Ohio.