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No_U_L7
05/05/21 12:41:23 AM
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a wife is cheating on her husband, but wants to divorce while still getting half his things. so she hires a hot female rookie private investigator to catch her husband cheating, which the wife suspects

the private investigator is so incompetent she is caught by the husband almost immediately. the private investigator tells the husband everything who gets so upset he's inconsolable. so the private investigator comforts the husband by banging him

but plot twist: the wife knew all this would happen and hired a second private investigator to catch her husband cheating with the first private investigator
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wackyteen
05/05/21 12:42:11 AM
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I'd sooner just read smut fanfiction than pay attention to the story in a porno

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Pome
05/05/21 12:42:28 AM
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no plot
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Robot2600
05/05/21 12:42:52 AM
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My favorite plot is way too hot for this forum.

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R1masher
05/05/21 12:43:34 AM
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When the aliens invaded and inseminated all the men working at the military base

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Guide
05/05/21 12:43:49 AM
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I don't think I've ever actually seen a porn plot. I always skip the first third of most videos.

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FLOUR
05/05/21 12:57:05 AM
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TCTTHWAHL is one of my top 10 movies. The Corporate Ladder was also pretty good.

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Robot2600
05/05/21 12:59:22 AM
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Guide posted...
I don't think I've ever actually seen a porn plot. I always skip the first third of most videos.

But the plots are awesome! Anything can happen. All bets are off.

Fuck normal plots.

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Lokison
05/05/21 1:01:53 AM
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When she orders a pizza with EXTRA SAUSAGE

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pegusus123456
05/05/21 1:11:28 AM
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There's a truly bizarre Alice in Wonderland porn parody from the 70s. It's actually a reasonably funny parody with weirdly catchy musical numbers which is good since the sex in it is pretty bad. The highlight was the Humpty Dumpty song. Rather than breaking to pieces, ol' Humpty's issue was that he couldn't "get his ding-a-ling up."

For a more serious one, there was one where some unseen dude hated social media. He kidnapped two people who were complete strangers to one another despite being friends on a bunch of different social media sites. Being a porno, he obviously forces them to bang, but I thought the story was actually kind of interesting. I feel like you could take that same premise and make it an okay thriller - without the sexual assault, obviously.

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