Current Events > $10 Million, but you turn into a 600lbs fat guy for 10 years.

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CosmicShadows
05/05/21 9:38:20 PM
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As seen on the tv show my 600lbs life. You will experience being that fat for 10 years straight. You won't die or feel any health issues from it. And after the 10 years is up you will return back to normal. You will have the 10 million in the process. Also the fat is magically bound to you.
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littlebro07
05/05/21 9:38:51 PM
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Can I tell people about it?

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Chicken
05/05/21 9:39:37 PM
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$10 million and I get to lose weight too?

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nfearurspecimn
05/05/21 9:41:50 PM
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Will I be as young as I was when I took the deal or would I be 10 years older physically?

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OffTempo
05/05/21 9:41:59 PM
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Easy pass. No amount of money is worth me hating my body and losing my career and hobbies for 10 years straight.

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Solid Snake07
05/05/21 9:43:09 PM
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Pass, sounds super depressing

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CosmicShadows
05/05/21 9:43:14 PM
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OffTempo posted...
Easy pass. No amount of money is worth me hating my body and losing my career and hobbies for 10 years straight.


With 10 million you won't need a career. Easy to invest and make more than 10 million.
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Guide
05/05/21 9:43:45 PM
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That's ten years of sex I'll never get back.

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littlebro07
05/05/21 9:43:50 PM
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Can I do 1 year for 1 million

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Reis
05/05/21 9:44:23 PM
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Guide posted...
That's ten years of sex I'll never get back.
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CosmicShadows
05/05/21 9:44:35 PM
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Guide posted...
That's ten years of sex I'll never get back.


Sex you never had to begin with?
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ThirstForBLOOD
05/05/21 9:44:47 PM
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Guide posted...
That's ten years of sex I'll never get back.

So then you won't miss any?
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LordYeezus
05/05/21 9:44:48 PM
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Guide posted...
That's ten years of sex I'll never get back.

Can always try the beluga route

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MabusIncarnate
05/05/21 9:45:54 PM
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Nah. At my worst, when my brother died, I weighed 230 and even then I felt like shit constantly and was in a lot of pain. I got back down to a pretty healthy 165 right now and really don't ever want to be overweight again. Not worth it.

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nfearurspecimn
05/05/21 9:46:25 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
Will I be as young as I was when I took the deal or would I be 10 years older physically?
@CosmicShadows

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Guide
05/05/21 9:46:56 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Sex you never had to begin with?

What? When did I get the reputation of an inCEl?

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UnholyMudcrab
05/05/21 9:47:13 PM
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nfearurspecimn
05/05/21 9:47:21 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Time to steamroll everything
lol

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PMarth2002
05/05/21 9:47:25 PM
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Tempting. I'm not sure if I would take that. Ten years is a huge commitment. It would suck to spend my late thirties and early forties in that condition, but $10 million would cover my financial situation for the rest of my life. If it scaled I'd do a year for a million without hesitation.

Out of curiosity does my appetite level change to match?

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Nukazie
05/05/21 9:52:19 PM
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so not much difference just with the fuck ton of money? gimme moneys

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Xavier_On_High
05/05/21 10:05:10 PM
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Guide posted...
What? When did I get the reputation of an inCEl?

Where do you think you're posting?

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nfearurspecimn
05/05/21 10:06:05 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Where do you think you're posting?
some people who post here get laid. I know its a real shock but just let that sink in for a moment.

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Guide
05/05/21 10:07:11 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Where do you think you're posting?

The majority of CE does actually fuck. Like 2/3rds. Sad that there's such a large minority of people not fucking, but still.

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Xavier_On_High
05/05/21 10:08:27 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
some people who post here get laid. I know its a real shock but just let that sink in for a moment.

Seems to me the board is populated by virgins who pretend to get laid, or normal people who pretend to be virgins as a joke.

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TeaMilk
05/05/21 10:21:51 PM
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Reis posted...
@TeaMilk
I LOVE fat guys and I LOVE not having sex!!

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SamsungGearS2
05/05/21 10:23:43 PM
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I'm already over 400 pounds, so sure, I'll take this deal.

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Maninstagnate
05/05/21 11:39:01 PM
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Definitely would. I could play video games, work puzzles, watch Documentaries, TV shows and the news all day. Also wouldn't have to buy food since I'm guaranteed 600 pounds.
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Robot2600
05/05/21 11:51:47 PM
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definitely doing this and I'm only 225 lbs.


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