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Flawless_Lee
05/13/21 6:26:11 PM
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Do you think you should lift weights right before having sex?


Right before hopping in bed to bang your chosen partner do you think you should lift some weights, do push ups, pull ups on your bar, etc. in front of them or do you think that is totally cringe worthy? Share with me your thought process on this one.

I can safely tell you all, I still to this day laugh thinking about when a guy did this.

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David1988
05/13/21 6:28:04 PM
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Working out before sex is becoming a trendy norm among millennials

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jon1012
05/13/21 6:29:10 PM
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I dunno. I wouldnt think you would have time to prepare most of the time unless the sex was preplanned or expected.

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Flawless_Lee
05/13/21 6:32:32 PM
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David1988 posted...
Working out before sex is becoming a trendy norm among millennials

Should sex just BE the workout?

jon1012 posted...
I dunno. I wouldnt think you would have time to prepare most of the time unless the sex was preplanned or expected.

Let's say it was preplanned/expected, what then? Shouldn't you have done it before they got there, and not like, done an odd display in front of them?

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b_hamnite
05/13/21 6:36:49 PM
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Define "lift". A couple quick reps while she's in the bathroom to get the blood going and maybe get more than one thing swole? Sure.

Crazy hour long lift fest, shower (hopefully) and into bed? Noooooooooo.

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Joker98
05/13/21 6:38:31 PM
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No. just drink lots of caffeine before

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Xavier_On_High
05/13/21 6:39:38 PM
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If they're into it, sure. It's kinda like putting on a show.

Personally, I would cringe.

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Flawless_Lee
05/13/21 6:40:35 PM
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b_hamnite posted...
Define "lift". A couple quick reps while she's in the bathroom to get the blood going and maybe get more than one thing swole? Sure.

Crazy hour long lift fest, shower (hopefully) and into bed? Noooooooooo.

Like she's sitting in bed waiting for you and you go, "Wait I gotta do something" Then in front of her you do reps with hand weight, do some push ups, and then some pull up. It feel like forever because she's just sitting there staring at you thinking wtf this is not turning me on, is he trying to demonstrate something, I'm going to tell my best friend tomorrow.

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Balrog0
05/13/21 6:42:14 PM
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It pissed me off one time when a gf came over without telling me and I was in the middle of lifting. She was cool waiting and watching me lift but I felt awkward.

Kind of a dick ish way I was being honestly. Just anxious and self conscious I guess.

To answer the question it's pretty cringe

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Flawless_Lee
05/13/21 6:44:12 PM
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Joker98 posted...
No. just drink lots of caffeine before

I don't drink coffee, can you get to sleep after if you have sex in between?

Xavier_On_High posted...
If they're into it, sure. It's kinda like putting on a show.

Personally, I would cringe.

Was not into it, like at all... I still feel second hand embarrassment and cringe while laughing at it.

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EnglishBullDoug
05/13/21 6:44:54 PM
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Stop banging your friend's boyfriends.
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Flawless_Lee
05/13/21 6:48:24 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
It pissed me off one time when a gf came over without telling me and I was in the middle of lifting. She was cool waiting and watching me lift but I felt awkward.

Kind of a dick ish way I was being honestly. Just anxious and self conscious I guess.

To answer the question it's pretty cringe

I mean that one's on her, you thought it was your own free time. But ya the general feel I got was cringe and this guy is a bit of a tool, and he was!

EnglishBullDoug posted...
Stop banging your friend's boyfriends.

It's wasn't her boyfriend it was her ex! I haven't banged a friend's boyfriend.

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bknight
05/13/21 7:15:21 PM
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Girls don't care if you can dead 5 plates for reps, now guys on the other hand will.
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EnglishBullDoug
05/13/21 7:21:46 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
Like she's sitting in bed waiting for you and you go, "Wait I gotta do something" Then in front of her you do reps with hand weight, do some push ups, and then some pull up. It feel like forever because she's just sitting there staring at you thinking wtf this is not turning me on, is he trying to demonstrate something, I'm going to tell my best friend tomorrow.
Also, this sounds like the guy just has a fitness routine. Some people make a pledge "I'm going to do 50 push ups every night". It's definitely possible that he was doing it for himself and not you.
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David1988
05/13/21 7:22:56 PM
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bknight posted...
Girls don't care if you can dead 5 plates for reps, now guys on the other hand will.

They just care about the finished product, they dont care about the process.

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Flawless_Lee
05/13/21 7:28:54 PM
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EnglishBullDoug posted...
Also, this sounds like the guy just has a fitness routine. Some people make a pledge "I'm going to do 50 push ups every night". It's definitely possible that he was doing it for himself and not you.

Except that he didn't do it other times...

David1988 posted...
They just care about the finished product, they dont care about the process.

I don't even like men with too defined of muscles even so I really don't care.

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Jiek_Fafn
05/13/21 7:29:25 PM
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I'm a huge douchebag with a rocking bod. It's pretty much my best tool for seduction. If im having trouble closing the deal I'll use my most powerful weapon. If it's already happening I'm not gonna waste the energy. Keep the blood out of my arm muscles and into only my dick muscle

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Flawless_Lee
05/13/21 7:31:50 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
I'm a huge douchebag with a rocking bod. It's pretty much my best tool for seduction. If im having trouble closing the deal I'll use my most powerful weapon. If it's already happening I'm not gonna waste the energy. Keep the blood out of my arm muscles and into only my dick muscle

That's probably not the way I'd put it, but you have the right idea so I don't really care how it's phrased.

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TerraSeeker
05/13/21 8:54:41 PM
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I don't lift weights in general.

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monkmith
05/13/21 9:01:24 PM
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i tie a 10 pound weight to my dong and flex my pelvic floor!

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Flawless_Lee
05/13/21 9:40:26 PM
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TerraSeeker posted...
I don't lift weights in general.

I like how you think.

monkmith posted...
i tie a 10 pound weight to my dong and flex my pelvic floor!

Excellent! So my boyfriend told me he had a friend in school and her father and his friends would get together and lift weight with their dongs in the basements.

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SothaSil
05/13/21 9:45:15 PM
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Cringey as hell and sore arms during sex isn't fun anyways

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berlyman101
05/13/21 9:48:17 PM
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I thought this was gonna be about working out with your partner and then going into sex. that could be good.

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DespondentDeity
05/13/21 9:49:46 PM
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Sex on the sofa, thats my yoga.

No but srsly I try to have a pump going most of the time.

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Joker98
05/13/21 9:53:18 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
I don't drink coffee, can you get to sleep after if you have sex in between?
I'm not sure, I haven't really tested it out much

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CanuckCowboy
05/13/21 9:56:00 PM
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Wait a second is this secretly a @No_U_L7 alt?

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Schwarz
05/13/21 9:59:11 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
I can safely tell you all, I still to this day laugh thinking about when a guy did this.
Wait, what did this really...

Flawless_Lee posted...
Like she's sitting in bed waiting for you and you go, "Wait I gotta do something" Then in front of her you do reps with hand weight, do some push ups, and then some pull up. It feel like forever because she's just sitting there staring at you thinking wtf this is not turning me on, is he trying to demonstrate something, I'm going to tell my best friend tomorrow.
Buhhh???

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DespondentDeity
05/13/21 10:05:53 PM
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bknight posted...
Girls don't care if you can dead 5 plates for reps, now guys on the other hand will.

cuz 5 plates is weak shit

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Gurifisu
05/13/21 10:26:20 PM
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I lift during sex. You gotta superset that shit.

Still, this is a pretty good idea. "Hey babe, before we start, imma need you to spot me real quick. I gotta hit this 5x5 real quick since I know I ain't gonna get a good enough pump from pumpin you"

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Balrog0
05/13/21 10:37:39 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
cuz 5 plates is weak shit

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DrizztLink
05/13/21 10:40:30 PM
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Josiah_Is_Back
05/13/21 10:47:37 PM
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Hoist her up and ram her against the wall so she's in a seated position but you're standing. There's a workout for ya.

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Flawless_Lee
05/14/21 2:16:04 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
nah that is overkill lmao

Seriously, I'm in your bed you can stop peacocking.

berlyman101 posted...
I thought this was gonna be about working out with your partner and then going into sex. that could be good.

That sounds exhausting to me but if you are both into fitness I can see that.

SothaSil posted...
Cringey as hell and sore arms during sex isn't fun anyways

Ya that sounds horrible. Basically my current boyfriend (not this guy) when we first started dating everyone was like have you been working out referencing his arms. He would be say Yes... but he and I both know it was from sex.

DespondentDeity posted...
Sex on the sofa, thats my yoga.

No but srsly I try to have a pump going most of the time.

Same, my couch converts into a bed so it's like the go to.

CanuckCowboy posted...
Wait a second is this secretly a @No_U_L7 alt?

No this is FlawlessLee/SubparToaster.

Schwarz posted...
Wait, what did this really...

Buhhh???

Ya... Sadly it's rooted in reality. My best friend and I laughed and laughed at how stupid it was.

Josiah_Is_Back posted...
Hoist her up and ram her against the wall so she's in a seated position but you're standing. There's a workout for ya.

I thought you meant like doggy but you standing and holding her and I was thinking that's a good way to get dropped or have your head put through a wall.

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KStateKing17
05/14/21 2:20:15 PM
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I used to get my D sucked after workouts

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NoxObscuras
05/14/21 2:23:35 PM
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So tire your arms out before sex? Better hope she doesn't want it missionary lol.

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nothanks1
05/14/21 2:26:21 PM
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on the ignore list you go

good gimmick given that most of us wouldn't remember you but those that do can easily tell you're not FL
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Flawless_Lee
05/14/21 2:27:57 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
I used to get my D sucked after workouts

So you got some stank dick and someone was will to suck it? Or you mean after you showered?

NoxObscuras posted...
So tire your arms out before sex? Better hope she doesn't want it missionary lol.

Which I probably do due to chronic pain and my 3 surgeries on one foot, my leg is weak.

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Flawless_Lee
05/15/21 2:41:24 PM
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How many of you actually regularly work out anyway? I'm not a workout person myself.

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skermac
05/15/21 2:44:16 PM
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No just concentrate on pleasing your partner exercising isnt going to make you a better lover

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Flawless_Lee
05/15/21 2:51:15 PM
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skermac posted...
No just concentrate on pleasing your partner exercising isnt going to make you a better lover

Exercising regularly in your day to day life might help you with stamina, but right then and there, ya...no it's doing nothing for anyone.

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Gurifisu
05/15/21 2:53:30 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
Exercising regularly in your day to day life might help you with stamina, but right then and there, ya...no it's doing nothing for anyone.
But lifting gives you the ideal cosplaying figure


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Flawless_Lee
05/15/21 3:33:02 PM
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Gurifisu posted...
But lifting gives you the ideal cosplaying figure

True, but not before getting in bed with someone. My friend works out and does cosplay, he's made great progress.

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skermac
05/15/21 8:27:26 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
Exercising regularly in your day to day life might help you with stamina, but right then and there, ya...no it's doing nothing for anyone.

true but tc said just before sex like it will help immediately

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Flawless_Lee
05/16/21 12:04:35 PM
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skermac posted...
true but tc said just before sex like it will help immediately

I know I am TC.

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Jabodie
05/16/21 12:06:47 PM
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No, that'll only increase the sweat produced and make me tired faster.

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