Current Events > Losing virginity vs. Wizard powers

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Damn_Underscore
05/14/21 5:25:18 PM
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?????


which would you rather have?

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Irony
05/14/21 5:26:39 PM
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How powerful are the wizard powers?

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Alteres
05/14/21 5:26:40 PM
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I would raistlin it up for some magic powers.

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monkmith
05/14/21 5:27:50 PM
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on a scale of david blaine to phenomenal cosmic power, where do these wizard powers fall?

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Irony
05/14/21 5:28:32 PM
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monkmith posted...
on a scale of david blaine to phenomenal cosmic power, where do these wizard powers fall?


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Strider102
05/14/21 5:28:55 PM
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Wizard powers, then summon a hot big tiddy demon waifu to help with the virginity.

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Damn_Underscore
05/14/21 5:29:42 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Wizard powers, then summon a hot big tiddy demon waifu to help with the virginity.

The second you stick it in, you lose your wizard powers and she disappears

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Irony
05/14/21 5:30:25 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
The second you stick it in, you lose your wizard powers and she disappears
What about a BJ?

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JTilly
05/14/21 5:31:28 PM
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Yeah, what about bjs??

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Strider102
05/14/21 5:31:58 PM
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What about butt stuff?

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SapphireOfChaos
05/14/21 5:39:29 PM
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https://youtu.be/b7mg9owP6Wk

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The Popo
05/14/21 5:40:30 PM
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If you cant get laid while having wizard powers, you have no hope of ever getting laid

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
05/14/21 5:42:37 PM
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Virgins become wizards at age 40.

That means no children until you're over the hill
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Time
05/14/21 5:45:01 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Virgins become wizards at age 40.

That means no children until you're over the hill
40? I thought it was 30?

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Irony
05/14/21 5:45:28 PM
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30 is The Gray and 40 is The White

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Alteres
05/14/21 5:46:50 PM
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Time posted...
40? I thought it was 30?
Its 30.

Its always been 30.

All the wizards hit 30 and didnt get their powers so now they claim its 40.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
05/15/21 10:55:41 AM
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Huh. Research shows it was originally 25 year old wizards.
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averagejoel
05/15/21 11:03:37 AM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Huh. Research shows it was originally 25 year old wizards.
damn if I had waited like 3 months I could have been casting spells???

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Time
05/15/21 12:43:11 PM
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Alteres posted...
Its 30.

Its always been 30.

All the wizards hit 30 and didnt get their powers so now they claim its 40.
They might as well say it's 1000 since wizard powers sadly don't exist.

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averagejoel
05/15/21 1:10:04 PM
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Time posted...
They might as well say it's 1000 since wizard powers sadly don't exist.
virginity also doesn't exist

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Guide
05/15/21 1:15:01 PM
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averagejoel posted...
virginity also doesn't exist

you've been getting weirder, lately

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averagejoel
05/15/21 1:25:19 PM
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Guide posted...
you've been getting weirder, lately
virginity is an abstract concept, and it's literally 100% socially constructed. there's nothing special about the "first time" beyond that social construct

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Guide
05/15/21 1:27:00 PM
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averagejoel posted...
virginity is an abstract concept, and it's literally 100% socially constructed. there's nothing special about the "first time" beyond that social construct

Okay, but abstract concepts are a thing that exists.

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averagejoel
05/15/21 1:36:52 PM
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Guide posted...
Okay, but abstract concepts are a thing that exists.
there's no difference between a person who has had sex and a person who hasn't though. someone can lie about having had sex and there's no way to verify either way (unless they, for example, say that they haven't had sex and there's video footage to the contrary)

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Guide
05/15/21 1:42:56 PM
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I wonder if anyone has strapped electrodes to a sample size of people and tried to verify that. I know that the first time for any significant action leaves a lasting impression on most brains. I remember my first fight, my first fuck, my first time making pancakes on my own, the first time I figured out Jax could repeat his slam 4 times in Mortal Kombat II... Firsts are important for developing human brains.

Actually, on a dour note, trauma from a first time (for many things, not just sex) is usually very potent. They threw me into the deep end of an olympic size pool when I was 3, and I didn't swim until I was an adult.

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STEROLIZER
05/16/21 7:24:35 PM
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Well, fuck me, I guess CE really is /r/incel reincarnated now isn't it?

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