Current Events > My wife: "Let me read you your horoscope"

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AlBundy33
05/18/21 10:19:44 PM
#1:


Me: "No thanks"

Her: "You can read about it"

Me: "I wont"

Her: *reads this shit anyway*

Actual conversation

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Lordgold666
05/18/21 10:20:30 PM
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Damn_Underscore
05/18/21 10:27:18 PM
#4:


what does your sister think of horoscopes?

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Laserion
05/18/21 10:31:20 PM
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One of the first conversations my wife and I had was about how a bus that passed in front of the hospital where you were born has more gravitational pull on you than the stars that make up the Zodiac constellations. So why aren't we predicting the future based on the transit the day you were born?

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