Current Events > Police drug test someone's ashes at stop.

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https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1393016625390133250

This clip is everything that is wrong with American policing (besides that killing people stuff). They have to do back flips in order to try to find a crime to pin on someone.

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they also think bird shit on your car is cocaine.

it's what the drug war does to them

Fucking horrible.

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Really fucked up. I got a false positive test for meth in a court room one time and almost went to prison. Never even seen meth irl. Those tests are garbage.
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I once got patted down and searched after the cops overheard me in a pub saying that handler bias has an effect on the false positive rates of a drug detection dog.

When they asked me if there is anything the dog would have picked up, I was like well, Ive got an open pack of coconut m&ms

the dog isnt trained to detect m&ms, they say.

It was a Labrador. Clownshoes.

They were trying the hardest to be rude and intimidating, it was kinda pathetic.

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This had better lead to some disciplinary action, but we all know these cops are more likely to get medals for this.

*reads topic title*
Wow that makes it sound like they actually tested someone's cremated ashes instead of surely testing ashes from a roach, that's kinda silly
*clicks topic*
Oh holy shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djXVnmrlKvE

2009 video, hopefully these tests are improved more than a decade later

Sounds familiar

https://youtu.be/bJbXsnFKGaU

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TheOtherMike posted...

This had better lead to some disciplinary action, but we all know these cops are more likely to get medals for this.

And the worse part is the come seemingly knew the guy and new that his kid did in fact die.

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