Current Events > Drinking Topic 59 - Johnny Hockey and the Lonely Hearts Club Band

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Hmmm... now theres an idea

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I'm pretty fucked up and this possum won't let me pet it. It's so fuzzy

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I was watching these A&E biographies of Shawn Michaels and The Ulimate Warrior tonight. Those two were fucking train wrecks. Vince McMahon himself was on there saying "heheh I loved Shawn when he was sober"

What the fuck kinda fuck employer is that? No wonder all these guys are fucked up and die early.

Vince McMahon basically comes out saying "HAHAHA they made me money until they went to far with the drinking and drugs and it reflects badly on me now.... FIRE them..... until they can make money again".

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What the fuck kinda fuck employer is that?

The kind who doesn't want a junkie or drunkard getting someone hurt or killed at work.

Questionmarktarius posted...

The kind who doesn't want a junkie or drunkard getting someone hurt or killed at work.

Makes sense right? But he let him go on doin what he was doing. Triple H even said he'd get drunk and pilled up every night and when they stayed at the same hotel he'd have to basically carry him to his room and lay him on his side and put a pillow behind his back so he didn't roll over on his back and choke to death in his sleep.

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I just had....10 beers.

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xfd Oilers

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Bruins with the g-sweep, lol caps.

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I didn't expect the Caps to recover after the double OT goalie mishap

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I don't hate the caps, Ovechkin is one of my favorite players ever. That said, the Wings traded with them this season and got the Caps 1st round pick, and the fact that they got eliminated in the first round, that pick is now a lot higher in the draft and that's a great thing for my team. That pick is gonna be like 16th overall instead of around 25th if they went deeper.

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I like the caps. Basically cause of ovy but still... I was definitely going for them. I also hate Boston.

Price just had the sickest diving stick save.

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Just to go on record for legal reasons johnny told me that if the leafs win this series he was gonna leave gfaqs and make a mysterious post like "omg I'm bleeding to death. Tell the police Wal...."

And then just not post ever again even though he is definitely totally fine.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Just to go on record for legal reasons johnny told me that if the leafs win this series he was gonna leave gfaqs and make a mysterious post like "omg I'm bleeding to death. Tell the police Wal...."

And then just not post ever again even though he is definitely totally fine.

For the record your honor, this is 100% bullshit. Somethin I might do but, not this time.

1-1 though. This could be a very interesting series.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

For the record your honor, this is 100% bullshit. Somethin I might do but, not this time.

Good guys scored. Fuck yeah Suzuki

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

For the record your honor, this is 100% bullshit. Somethin I might do but, not this time.

1-1 though. This could be a very interesting series.

The habs are definitely making it interesting. Wish there were crowds. I mean I'm glad there aren't but still...

Physically the habs have kicked ass and looked a lot better than the 13.7% chance or whatever odds makers gave em.

I was worried about price after missing so many games, sucking in the ahl, then getting mad in practice, but holy shit playoff price can't be questioned. The stick save was a save of the year contender.

2-1 bad guys.

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Another bad night for Canuck comin up.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Another bad night for Canuck comin up.

Habs wins 5-3.

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wbloechel posted...

Man, so many great sports going on right now. NHL Playoffs, Monaco Grand Prix, Curling Mixed Doubles, and my Blazers are getting ready for game 2 in NBA playoffs right now. GOAT!

The older I get the more my sports Fandom seems to shift. I used to watch hockey period now I mostly just watch habs and some playoffs that aren't the habs.

I used to be the hugest mma fan but fuck there's events constantly now and I just can't maintain thensake interest.

Baseball im more into than I was back in the day.

Bmx is always one of my favorites, but I like video edits and game of bike vids way more than competitions.

There was a time I was a huge cfl fan even. I sorta follow it now but I haven't watched a game in years.

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Habs are fucking destroying them in the third. Jesus. Shots 12 to 1 but Campbell is playing insane.

Leafs still a joke.

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Annnnnd it's over. Montreal goes down yet again.

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First drinks I've had since my car asploded, because it's apparently car-Jesus now.
Fucker was stone fucking dead, and now it's resurrected somehow, after a series of implausible miracles.

• Engine is the kind where a blown timing belt doesn't cause the pistons to obliterate the valves.
• Hold on, the belt's fine, but the tensioner snapped a bolt - also Ford hasn't made that bolt for ten years or something. Fuck!
• Oh hey, that bolt's in the timing belt kit. Woo!
• Also the mechanic found three vacuum leaks and bad intake gasket that's made it run like ass and toss random "lean" codes for several years.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Annnnnd it's over. Montreal goes down yet again.

Shots 13 to 1 in the third at one point.

Leafs are a jokes Campbell saved their ass. Habs in 6.

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I don't even know where to watch hockey down here in 'Murrica!, without paying for cable.

Questionmarktarius posted...

I don't even know where to watch hockey down here in 'Murrica!, without paying for cable.

Well the thing is *gfaqs edit*

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24 of the 31 teams are on the south side of the border, yet broadcast games seem to vanish in the second half of the season, and are sporadic as hell before that.

Maybe the NHL telling NBC to fuck off will fix this.

ESPN will be showing hockey again next season, thankfully. NHL hasn't been on ESPN for like 20 years.

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I've just been checking the scores online. I can find a couple play off games on tv but it's all shit ass teams I don't give a fuck about.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

ESPN

"without cable"
I'm too cheap for cable, and too lazy to pirate.

Murica



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Questionmarktarius posted...

"without cable"
I'm too cheap for cable, and too lazy to pirate.

Well dammit there is an ESPN+ app and it's only like 5 bucks a month, and there are streaming websites where you can just watch it without having to download anything. Or go squat at Johnny's house and watch it on his TV

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How the fuck did Murrica end up with damn near all the hockey teams anyway?

Looks like The Rock is taking your football league as well...

We need teams in Quebec, Hamilton, and Halifax, not places like Arizona and Florida.

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YugiNoob posted...

Murica

Lol. I remember that. But tbf I don't think America has ever seen mass violence and property destruction resulting from a pri sports game the way we've had some nhl riots. So you know.

I'm probly wrong but I can't think of any.


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YugiNoob posted...

Murica

Hey the little bastard made some real ugly remarks and I don't take kindly to that.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

We need teams in Quebec, Hamilton, and Halifax, not places like Arizona and Florida.

Its so obvious too. Like get over it. Hockey doesn't sell in those markets.

The 6 Canadian teams contribute over half of the revenue iirc.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Or go squat at Johnny's house and watch it on his TV

May just go to the only hockey bar in town, and gorge on poutine.

If Murican! KFC started marketing poutine, McDonalds would be bankrupt within a week.

I still haven't tried Poutine yet. I gotta see if I can find cheese curds here. Never really looked.

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I dunno if Walter is just super content watching me smoke or if he's a little high.


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CanuckCowboy posted...

I dunno if Walter is just super content watching me smoke or if he's a little high.

...or ripping a huge fart.

Questionmarktarius posted...

...or ripping a huge fart.

I mean its good if he does it outside. He has some rank farts.

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I feel like his farts could trigger an earthquake.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I feel like his farts could trigger an earthquake.

You don't even want to know what goes on in a cat's colon.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I feel like his farts could trigger an earthquake.

He just makes a half second squeak but God it's bad. I was passing out reclined in my chair once and he was passed out laying head down on my torso tail to face and I was petting him and he was purring and I was half asleep and suddenly just... it sounded like "squeeeeep!" And it was so sharp and foul.

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I usually feed my cats Untamed duck and lentil dry food, and they were out at the Tractor Supply today so I had to get them turkey and rice instead, not looking forward to the first week of shits on a new flavor of food.

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No animal I've ever been around can top the utter unholy crime against nature of this own animal farting after a Guinness binge.

Questionmarktarius posted...

No animal I've ever been around can top the utter unholy crime against nature of this own animal farting after a Guinness binge.

Walter got a Dutch oven once and it took months for him to wanna sleep under the covers again. Lol.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I usually feed my cats Untamed duck and lentil dry food, and they were out at the Tractor Supply today so I had to get them turkey and rice instead, not looking forward to the first week of shits on a new flavor of food.

Flavour changes mine seems to do ok with but omg the expense and effort and diarrhea between finally getting him off shitty Whiskas kitten chow and finding good food he'll eat.

I always wish I could find a treat he likes besides raw or cooked chicken and raw beef.


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You ever try feline greenies? I never had a cat that didn't love those things.

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http://irelandoncraic.com/guinness-farts/
Goddammit, Ireland.

MabusIncarnate posted...

You ever try feline greenies? I never had a cat that didn't love those things.

Yep. There's not a dry treat hes ever eaten and I've pretty much run the gamut. My mom even started a mission to find something and he doesn't even care about real freeze dried treats.

There's one that comes in a little foil bag which has an actual wild rabbit, sustainably hunted, 90% meat formula that he loves... but thats more expensive than just giving him chicken or beef.

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