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nothanks1 05/27/21 2:17:58 PM #1:	I'm actually ok with it. Like I don't show up to work drunk and/or get drunk at work. So like what's the big fucking deal? <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954362117] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>I'm actually ok with it. Like I don't show up to work drunk and/or get drunk at work. So like what's the big fucking deal?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 05/27/21 2:31:06 PM #2:	Alcoholics go to meetings. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:954362559] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>Alcoholics go to meetings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/27/21 2:31:46 PM #3:	I have a meeting with the principal tomorrow actually! <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954362577] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>I have a meeting with the principal tomorrow actually!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 05/27/21 2:32:46 PM #4:	nothanks1 posted... I have a meeting with the principal tomorrow actually! you gonna be drunk at that? --- NFLB 2021 Summersim mk.2 Roster (Drafting in progress): https://imgur.com/aad0lX5 Me courtesy of BlueMage279: https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:954362617] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>I have a meeting with the principal tomorrow actually!</quote>you gonna be drunk at that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/27/21 2:33:36 PM #5:	PatrickMahomes posted... you gonna be drunk at that? Nah that's the one line I don't cross. Even if it wasn't working with kids 99% of the time I'd still never get drunk at work. Now will I be hung to the over? Yes. Yes I will. Because I'm gonna go buy beer. More beer. A beer. Some more beer and then beer. <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954362645] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted...</cite> <quote> you gonna be drunk at that? </quote> Nah that's the one line I don't cross. Even if it wasn't working with kids 99% of the time I'd still never get drunk at work. Now will I be hung to the over? Yes. Yes I will. Because I'm gonna go buy beer. More beer. A beer. Some more beer and then beer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 05/27/21 2:35:21 PM #6:	didn't you quit your job? this is the second time I've asked you. you didn't answer. you made a topic about quitting and living as a NEET --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:954362715] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>didn't you quit your job? this is the second time I've asked you. you didn't answer. you made a topic about quitting and living as a NEET </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 05/27/21 2:36:12 PM #7:	nothanks1 posted... what's the big fucking deal? Cirrhosis --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:954362750] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>what's the big fucking deal?</quote>Cirrhosis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 05/27/21 2:36:33 PM #8:	So long as you don't show up to work drunk, then you do you. I saw a man show up drunk to his school bus driving test. Which is stupid, because in CA, it's proctored by the CHP... He was arrested on the spot. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:954362765] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>So long as you don't show up to work drunk, then you do you. I saw a man show up drunk to his school bus driving test. Which is stupid, because in CA, it's proctored by the CHP... He was arrested on the spot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 05/27/21 2:37:39 PM #9:	Error1355 posted... Cirrhosis along with a plethora of other health problems. this is akin to a smoker going "bro whats the big deal?" --- Playing: Yakuza 4 Remaster; Luigi's Mansion 3; Dead Cells; You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:954362806] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite> <quote>Cirrhosis</quote> along with a plethora of other health problems. this is akin to a smoker going "bro whats the big deal?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/27/21 2:40:08 PM #10:	nfearurspecimn posted... didn't you quit your job? this is the second time I've asked you. you didn't answer. you made a topic about quitting and living as a NEET I said I won't be resigning the contract at the end of the July Error1355 posted... Cirrhosis Liver transplants exist NoxObscuras posted... saw a man show up drunk to his school bus driving test. ... thank goodness I'm not allowed to drive while drunk!!! Giant_Aspirin posted... along with a plethora of other health problems. this is akin to a smoker going "bro whats the big deal?" The smell? <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954362925] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted...</cite> <quote>didn't you quit your job? this is the second time I've asked you. you didn't answer. you made a topic about quitting and living as a NEET </quote> I said I won't be resigning the contract at the end of the July Error1355 posted...</cite> <quote> Cirrhosis </quote> Liver transplants exist NoxObscuras posted...</cite> <quote> saw a man show up drunk to his school bus driving test. </quote> ... thank goodness I'm not allowed to drive while drunk!!! Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote> along with a plethora of other health problems. this is akin to a smoker going "bro whats the big deal?" </quote> The smell?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/27/21 2:43:30 PM #11:	sounds like you got a handle on it, so youre not an alcoholics just yet, Ill be monitoring your progress on the road to truly becoming one. Godspeed and good day #daydrunk --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:954363032] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>sounds like you got a handle on it, so youre not an alcoholics just yet, Ill be monitoring your progress on the road to truly becoming one. Godspeed and good day #daydrunk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/27/21 3:10:30 PM #12:	daydrunk is bad tbh <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954364008] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>daydrunk is bad tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blablablax17 05/27/21 3:15:55 PM #13:	Until the day you're not. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.6.0_B3 <cite>blablablax17 posted [p:954364191] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>Until the day you're not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/27/21 3:20:00 PM #14:	I have the most awesome idea using this superpower for good I declare how hungover I am tomorrow and see which female staff support it and then I simp the FUCK outta them <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954364320] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>I have the most awesome idea using this superpower for good I declare how hungover I am tomorrow and see which female staff support it and then I simp the FUCK outta them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 05/27/21 3:20:48 PM #15:	You're an habitual drinker, but you're not an alcoholic yet. --- ~.\|o <cite>Criminalt posted [p:954364344] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>You're an habitual drinker, but you're not an alcoholic yet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 05/27/21 3:22:54 PM #16:	nothanks1 posted... I said I won't be resigning the contract at the end of the July ah okay my bad I thought you were duckin' me Criminalt posted... You're an habitual drinker, but you're not an alcoholic yet. there's no real difference, but you can become a worse alcoholic with time --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:954364414] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>I said I won't be resigning the contract at the end of the July</quote>ah okay my bad I thought you were duckin' me Criminalt posted... </cite> <quote>You're an habitual drinker, but you're not an alcoholic yet.</quote>there's no real difference, but you can become a worse alcoholic with time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/27/21 3:24:02 PM #17:	I'll change when I date one of my waifus <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954364457] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>I'll change when I date one of my waifus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 05/27/21 3:24:53 PM #18:	nothanks1 posted... I'll change when I date one of my waifus might as well take the L and get a waifu. they'll always be there for you --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:954364485] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>I'll change when I date one of my waifus</quote>might as well take the L and get a waifu. they'll always be there for you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/27/21 3:27:01 PM #19:	I have a functional opioid addiction. I can't judge this aspect of your life without being hypocritical. I literally am my sister's only babysitter and I basically try to play Uncle Dad with my nieces. And all them love me and respect my contributions. Addiction doesn't always overpower peoples ability to be responsible. Which might even make it harder to quit. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:954364547] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>I have a functional opioid addiction. I can't judge this aspect of your life without being hypocritical. I literally am my sister's only babysitter and I basically try to play Uncle Dad with my nieces. And all them love me and respect my contributions. Addiction doesn't always overpower peoples ability to be responsible. Which might even make it harder to quit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 05/27/21 3:28:15 PM #20:	nothanks1 posted... Liver transplants exist You act like that's a trivial matter. There are waiting lists and no guarantee a new organ will take. And it's not just your liver. Damages brain cells, and can increase risk of strokes and high blood pressure. Not that I'm trying to tell you to drink or not to drink, I drink more than I should too but the risks aren't something to just brush off like that. --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:954364588] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>Liver transplants exist</quote> You act like that's a trivial matter. There are waiting lists and no guarantee a new organ will take. And it's not just your liver. Damages brain cells, and can increase risk of strokes and high blood pressure. Not that I'm trying to tell you to drink or not to drink, I drink more than I should too but the risks aren't something to just brush off like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 05/27/21 3:30:00 PM #21:	Hope you dont drink and drive. WaterLink posted... You act like that's a trivial matter. There are waiting lists and no guarantee a new organ will take. And it's not just your liver. Damages brain cells, and can increase risk of strokes and high blood pressure. Not that I'm trying to tell you to drink or not to drink, I drink more than I should too but the risks aren't something to just brush off like that. Also this except I dont drink. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:954364652] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>Hope you dont drink and drive. WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>You act like that's a trivial matter. There are waiting lists and no guarantee a new organ will take. And it's not just your liver. Damages brain cells, and can increase risk of strokes and high blood pressure. Not that I'm trying to tell you to drink or not to drink, I drink more than I should too but the risks aren't something to just brush off like that.</quote> Also this except I dont drink. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 05/27/21 3:30:23 PM #22:	nothanks1 posted... Liver transplants exist and people who have made a lifelong choice of abusing the shit out of their livers with chronic alcoholism are placed at the very bottom of the priority list. because why should a perfectly good liver go to waste on someone who will just poison that one instead of actually helping someone? --- Playing: Yakuza 4 Remaster; Luigi's Mansion 3; Dead Cells; You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:954364669] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>Liver transplants exist</quote> and people who have made a lifelong choice of abusing the shit out of their livers with chronic alcoholism are placed at the very bottom of the priority list. because why should a perfectly good liver go to waste on someone who will just poison that one instead of actually helping someone? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 05/27/21 3:31:39 PM #23:	How are you in romantic relationships? --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:954364715] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>How are you in romantic relationships? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/27/21 3:31:52 PM #24:	I suppose I'll just get one of the hot teachers to donate part of hers spikethedevil posted... Hope you dont drink and drive. Never <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954364724] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>I suppose I'll just get one of the hot teachers to donate part of hers spikethedevil posted...</cite> <quote>Hope you dont drink and drive.</quote> Never</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/27/21 3:32:06 PM #25:	SrRd_RacinG posted... How are you in romantic relationships? Relationships disgust me. But sober <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954364732] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>SrRd_RacinG posted...</cite> <quote>How are you in romantic relationships? </quote> Relationships disgust me. But sober</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 05/27/21 3:36:10 PM #26:	nfearurspecimn posted... there's no real difference, but you can become a worse alcoholic with time The dependency's gradual and insidious, like cancer. You transition from drinking because you really, really enjoy it to drinking because sobriety is terrifying, and you don't admit to yourself that the shift is taking place. I was a functional alcoholic for a long time, but there comes a point where everything starts to bleed over and you compartmentalize the different parts of your life less and less efficiently as time goes on. --- ~.\|o <cite>Criminalt posted [p:954364891] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>there's no real difference, but you can become a worse alcoholic with time</quote>The dependency's gradual and insidious, like cancer. You transition from drinking because you really, really enjoy it to drinking because sobriety is terrifying, and you don't admit to yourself that the shift is taking place. I was a functional alcoholic for a long time, but there comes a point where everything starts to bleed over and you compartmentalize the different parts of your life less and less efficiently as time goes on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 05/27/21 3:36:33 PM #27:	Criminalt posted... The dependency's gradual and insidious, like cancer. You transition from drinking because you really, really enjoy it to drinking because sobriety is terrifying, and you don't admit to yourself that the shift is taking place. yep that's 100% correct lol --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:954364906] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>Criminalt posted... </cite> <quote>The dependency's gradual and insidious, like cancer. You transition from drinking because you really, really enjoy it to drinking because sobriety is terrifying, and you don't admit to yourself that the shift is taking place.</quote>yep that's 100% correct lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bumjuice001 05/27/21 3:59:58 PM #28:	I used to be an alcoholic too. I mean I still am but I used to be as well. <cite>Bumjuice001 posted [p:954365755] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>I used to be an alcoholic too. I mean I still am but I used to be as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 05/27/21 4:04:19 PM #29:	"functional alcoholic" is your alcoholic brain tricking you into justifying it. If you're drunk more often than you think you should be, you have a problem. Speaking as someone who previously thought I was a "functional alcoholic" but that term is bs, it's just the addiction talking. --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:954365915] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>"functional alcoholic" is your alcoholic brain tricking you into justifying it. If you're drunk more often than you think you should be, you have a problem. Speaking as someone who previously thought I was a "functional alcoholic" but that term is bs, it's just the addiction talking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nothanks1 05/27/21 4:10:30 PM #31:	I definitely feel like I should be drunk more often <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954366131] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>I definitely feel like I should be drunk more often</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 05/27/21 4:11:17 PM #32:	Get help before it kills you. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:954366165] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>Get help before it kills you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kobe Bryant 05/27/21 4:12:39 PM #33:	Bumjuice001 posted... I used to be an alcoholic too. I mean I still am but I used to be as well. lol that's a good one. You come up with that or nah? No sarcasm Also, if you're just drinking beer, I wouldn't say you're an alcoholic. I guess by the definition that Google says, you are, but it's when you start finishing a bottle of whiskey every night is when it gets dark. --- Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator. <cite>Kobe Bryant posted [p:954366217] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>Bumjuice001 posted... </cite> <quote>I used to be an alcoholic too. I mean I still am but I used to be as well.</quote> lol that's a good one. You come up with that or nah? No sarcasm Also, if you're just drinking beer, I wouldn't say you're an alcoholic. I guess by the definition that Google says, you are, but it's when you start finishing a bottle of whiskey every night is when it gets dark. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 05/27/21 4:22:10 PM #34:	Kobe Bryant posted... lol that's a good one. You come up with that or nah? No sarcasm it's a famous Mitch Hedberg joke --- Playing: Yakuza 4 Remaster; Luigi's Mansion 3; Dead Cells; You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:954366588] in Seriously.... [t:79481494]...</cite> <quote>Kobe Bryant posted... </cite> <quote> lol that's a good one. You come up with that or nah? No sarcasm</quote> it's a famous Mitch Hedberg joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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