Current Events > As a straight man, I've done a lot of gay shit with friends in college >_>

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 10:37:30 AM
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Mostly while drunk (but a lot of it sober too...) and usually involved our entire dorm floor during sophomore-junior year <_<

-I'll get the most blatant one out of the way. I've seen like 7+ of my friends' dicks (usually when they walk around naked and drunk lol, but sometimes we'd just randomly flash it at each other for shits and giggles). And I've compared dicks with 3 friends >_> I'm average compared to them. My black friend was the biggest....

-Played drunk Truth or Dare with my male friend and 2 chicks in college (we all had bfs/gfs with other people at the time, so looking back, idk why we did this...) and had to give a BJ to a beer bottle with a condom on it. After that, I gained newfound respect for good BJs cuz DAMN! It's actually kinda difficult and you really need good technique to do it right lol >_>

-Same truth or dare game, I had to lay on the floor and my male friend had to mount me and pretend to cowgirl and grind me. We even held hand and interlaced fingers to sell it lol The most we ever got from the girls was them kissing and one of them showed a tit (but it was a small tit so meh >_>)

-Was peeing next to my friend in the urinals and we decided to pee in each other's urinals from our positions for shits and giggles (think of that X-Strike tech move from Chrono Trigger, but with pee >_>) and we touched streams a bunch of times lol

-Me and my friends slap each other's asses constantly, and if one of the roommates was passed out on the bed, we'd jump on the bed and mess with them, usually with a (borderline intimate....) wrestling move

-Found a single gay porn vid on my friends computer (he claims he accidentally downloaded, which I believe since he had 100s of straight porn vids in the same folder >__>). But a few of us watched it for a bit to gauge his tastes and it was kinda interesting to see lol

-Kissed a friend on the forehead and told him I loved him when we were drunk. I meant it platonically. Still do honestly.

-Did a 'pelvic bump' with a friend (like the one from Scrubs) and held it for like 10 second so we could take a selfie pic while drunk >_>

-While we hosted a party on the floor. We bought a beer funnel with a plastic dick attachment at the end of it and we all had to drink a beer from that or we would be shamed all night long for not sucking beer out of a dick lol

btw we all have gfs or wives now. We just like doing gay shit to each other in college <_< I guess we were just really comfortable with our sexuality lol. No one ever had gay sex or kissed or anything like that.

Happy Pride Month!!

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Tenlaar
06/01/21 10:38:35 AM
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Starting the thread off by going straight to "seeing another man's penis is gay." I'm sure this topic will go places that aren't astoundingly ignorant.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/01/21 10:40:48 AM
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Its your decision to embrace your bisexual side, just be true to yourself and be happy.

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iPhone_7
06/01/21 10:42:10 AM
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Are you all college frat bros?

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LordMarshal
06/01/21 10:43:29 AM
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Who cares?

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 10:43:34 AM
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Tenlaar posted...
Starting the thread off by going straight to "seeing another man's penis is gay." I'm sure this topic will go places that aren't astoundingly ignorant.
sigless user logic

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Its your decision to embrace your bisexual side, just be true to yourself and be happy.
I think I'm straight but there's definitely guys I've seen where I'm like "DAMN! He looks great! If I was a chick I'd totally S his D". Plus I can appreciate a good looking dick in porn >_>

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Tenlaar
06/01/21 10:47:50 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
sigless user logic
Disgusting pervert who shouldn't be allowed to do what you claim to do logic.
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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 10:49:40 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Are you all college frat bros?
2 of us were in a frat (different frats too). But we definitely drank like we were in one >_>

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Flockaveli
06/01/21 10:53:37 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Plus I can appreciate a good looking dick in porn >_>
This is not Gay and I will die on that hill. Just men supporting other men.

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The Trent
06/01/21 10:54:18 AM
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Gotta get those grades somehow

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 10:57:04 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
This is not Gay and I will die on that hill. Just men supporting other men.
I don't think it is either, but some people do. I don't care either way honestly >_>

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 10:58:25 AM
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Conflict posted...
Holy shit, do you really need so many >_>s in one post

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 1:45:18 PM
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jon1012
06/01/21 1:48:02 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
sigless user logic

lol solid comeback

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Jiek_Fafn
06/01/21 1:54:07 PM
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The majority of my friends have always been women. So it's not so gay when they ask if they have a weird butthole or nipples or something. It's still weird though

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 1:54:40 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
The majority of my friends have always been women. So it's not so gay when they ask if they have a weird butthole or nipples or something. It's still weird though
Damn you're lucky. I wish I could judge my female friends nipples >_> That sounds like heaven

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Jiek_Fafn
06/01/21 1:57:57 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Damn you're lucky. I wish I could judge my female friends nipples >_> That sounds like heaven
It's usually not so great. Like when they ask if guys are okay with "this" and pop out some super bumpy looking nips im more than happy to tell them it's ruined me thinking of them in the shower. It's almost never something normal

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mech dragon
06/01/21 2:01:59 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
-Was peeing next to my friend in the urinals and we decided to pee in each other's urinals from our positions for shits and giggles (think of that X-Strike tech move from Chrono Trigger, but with pee >_>) and we touched streams a bunch of times lol

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This is what straight people think being gay means.

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WingsOfGood
06/01/21 2:02:00 PM
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Neon the tits meister, friends dick looker
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Funkydog
06/01/21 2:03:28 PM
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That just seems like standard stuff most drunk people do tbh.

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jon1012
06/01/21 2:11:32 PM
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were you guys hard when you compared dicks

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 2:12:12 PM
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jon1012 posted...
were you guys hard when you compared dicks
No, we were flaccid

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 4:47:15 PM
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bsp77
06/01/21 4:49:42 PM
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None of that stuff was gay shit. Mostly just being idiots or drunk.

And I tell my guy friends I love them and I am a straight guy. That should be normalized.

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Shablagoo
06/01/21 5:00:04 PM
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bsp77 posted...
And I tell my guy friends I love them and I am a straight guy. That should be normalized.

Yes same

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Dark_SilverX
06/01/21 5:01:36 PM
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you should buy a toy and ride it, TC <_<

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The-19th-Sparta
06/01/21 5:02:18 PM
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I for one appreciate Neon single-handily keeping the shifty eyes emoticon alive. Good on you Neon.

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AlphaCuck
06/01/21 5:04:26 PM
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is it gay if you and your bro see each others boners pop out because you were both thinking about huge hanging swinging wiggling titties

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 5:53:36 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
I for one appreciate Neon single-handily keeping the shifty eyes emoticon alive. Good on you Neon.
Thanks dawg!

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 5:54:49 PM
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AlphaCuck posted...
is it gay if you and your bro see each others boners pop out because you were both thinking about huge hanging swinging wiggling titties
it is an unintended boner show, so I'm sure the courts would rule that as an accident and not gay.

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The Trent
06/01/21 10:21:53 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
dicks all day

What about the night time you homophobe

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Xavier_On_High
06/01/21 10:28:50 PM
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I straight up had a bunch of gay sex in college, but your stuff still seems way gayer.

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lordofmud
06/01/21 10:30:43 PM
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One time in college I got a ride home from this guy and I ended up sleeping over at his house and he butt fucked me.

Interestingly enough that's the only time I've ever done gay stuff. Tried it, wasn't exciting for me. Moved on.

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NeonOctopus
06/01/21 11:23:02 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
I straight up had a bunch of gay sex in college, but your stuff still seems way gayer.
lol i feel humbled by this. Thanks

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NeonOctopus
06/02/21 10:46:42 AM
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NeonOctopus
06/03/21 1:41:29 PM
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spanky1
06/03/21 1:49:45 PM
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