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ssj3vegeta
06/10/21 10:41:16 PM
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awesome999
06/10/21 10:43:03 PM
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I think that's enough, welcome to the ignore list
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DespondentDeity
06/10/21 10:43:13 PM
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be yourself

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ssj3vegeta
06/10/21 10:43:37 PM
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awesome999 posted...
I think that's enough, welcome to the ignore list

WAIT HOLD ON
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Dakimakura
06/10/21 10:46:47 PM
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in my experience women are more welcome to engaging in sexual intercourse when there lactation levels are high because their bodies subconsciously want to get bred so they can create a baby to suck out the milk.

then once you breed them you cant get rid of them lol

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Alteres
06/10/21 10:47:05 PM
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Strip naked and cover yourself with chocolate syrup.

They love chocolate.

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Dakimakura
06/10/21 10:48:33 PM
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Alteres posted...
Strip naked and cover yourself with chocolate syrup.

They love chocolate.

oil is expensive women love expensive things
cover yourself in oil
wait for rain
breed

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AmericaTheBrave
06/10/21 10:49:34 PM
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Damn_Underscore
06/10/21 10:57:28 PM
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like dis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4joPd1-Ku0

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Frizzurd
06/10/21 11:06:54 PM
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You have to be someone else.
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MirageOfRuins
06/10/21 11:06:56 PM
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wait till you die and hope youre reincarnated into Leonardo DiCaprio
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Dakimakura
06/10/21 11:11:19 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
by staring at her juicy mommy milkers

Respect women!

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Mistere Man
06/10/21 11:12:13 PM
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Take one on a boring date that they feel the need to pretend to smile on but really their eyes show how bored and dead to emotion they are on the inside as they desperately try to fake it until the experience is over, and they can ghost you.

Is that not the way she is looking at the photo taker? Her eyes are so cold and empty imo.

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David1988
06/10/21 11:13:36 PM
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Isnt CE looking at you like dis enough??? ;;;)

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Tsukasa1891
06/11/21 11:55:36 PM
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Having a hundred dollar bill hanging out the crotch of your pants might help.
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ssj3vegeta
06/13/21 7:22:05 PM
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Panthera
06/13/21 7:25:38 PM
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You need to start dating her first. Have a few really great dates before you finally have sex. Then, make that sex mildly disappointing. Not terrible or anything, just a bit underwhelming. Then take her out on another great date. She'll be very conflicted because on the one hand she's having a lot of fun, but on the other you didn't really fuck her like she'd want, but she also feels kind of bad for thinking that way because you tried and it's not like it was awful. Then, and only then, will you get her to give you that exact look.

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ssj3vegeta
06/14/21 10:51:16 PM
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Panthera posted...
You need to start dating her first. Have a few really great dates before you finally have sex. Then, make that sex mildly disappointing. Not terrible or anything, just a bit underwhelming. Then take her out on another great date. She'll be very conflicted because on the one hand she's having a lot of fun, but on the other you didn't really fuck her like she'd want, but she also feels kind of bad for thinking that way because you tried and it's not like it was awful. Then, and only then, will you get her to give you that exact look.

holy crap, i'ma try dis
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skermac
06/15/21 7:29:23 PM
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You work out and get in really good shape, be born handsome or have a lot of money

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ssj3vegeta
06/16/21 11:15:59 PM
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ssj3vegeta
06/18/21 9:20:35 PM
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