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Ilishe
06/13/21 11:01:09 AM
#153:


Shablagoo posted...
It might just be me but I dont think sex on a public bathrooms toilet is most peoples idea of a good first date.

Wow if this guy is telling it straight to you, dawg, you know how much you fucked up.

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pojr
06/13/21 11:02:06 AM
#154:


Shezarr posted...
No, he should let it get to him
he should have a takeaway from the situation, but he shouldnt let it get to him. learn from it, but dont obsess or beat yourself up over it

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superman 2000
06/13/21 11:03:59 AM
#155:


Is this a joke post? You seriously expected a stranger to be okay with f***ing on a public toilet, especially after you failed to bring it up? In the middle of a crowded day?? Bruhyou could have ended the post right there. Of course she lost total interest. Public toilets are DISGUSTING. Please try to think about things from the other persons perspective next time, and just be more realistic in general. She was probably turned off by your lack of standards, considering you were willing to have sex on a dirtyass public toilet in broad daylight. Imagine if there was shit and dried piss on the seats, or it just smelled like open ass the whole time.

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Vermander
06/13/21 11:13:06 AM
#156:


I love classy dates at the toilet.
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Arcanine2009
06/13/21 11:26:30 AM
#157:


don't ever invite a girl to have sex in public toilet. They are dirty AF.

it is what it is. Just learn from this experience to be a better version of you.


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Bass_X0
06/13/21 11:28:13 AM
#158:


Arcanine2009 posted...
don't ever invite a girl to have sex in public toilet. They are dirty AF

Girls who would have sex in a public toilet are dirty AF.

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ooger
06/13/21 11:46:06 AM
#159:


"And that's how I met your mother"

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superman 2000
06/13/21 12:05:30 PM
#160:


Also, theres a chance she felt insulted by your assumption that shed be willing to fuck no matter the conditions, as if shes just some dirty slut with no standards. Yeah bro, you were too desperate to bust a nut and it clearly guided your decision-making (didnt help that you were trying to be sneaky about it). My advice is again to be more realistic (nobody wants to fuck in a funkyass public restroom on a busy day) and be respectfully upfront about what you want. No unpleasant surprises. Gotta have good social sense about these things.

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the0rebirth
06/13/21 12:30:55 PM
#161:


I read every page of this post and couldnt stop laughing. I really do hope its a joke topic.

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daynlokki
06/13/21 12:34:46 PM
#162:


Nothing says romance like fucking where thousands have shit.
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CobraGT
06/13/21 12:39:23 PM
#163:


There is this comic called "Golly" where these 2 Goth Vampire chicks compel the hero and friend with their powers into port-a-potties for a quick intercourse and afterwards friend says "We never speak of this."

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/golly/4050-23144/

(rent a port-a-potty?)

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IfGodCouldDie
06/13/21 12:42:35 PM
#164:


Wutobliteration posted...
wow should have expected such helpful advice from CE.

I'm done here
I mean, you summed up pretty well what you did wrong.

Those are the things you gotta work on, I'm sorry I don't have much advice in that regard because I am quite extroverted when I am in public or meeting new people so it is just stuff that comes naturally to me.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
06/13/21 12:44:28 PM
#165:


Machete posted...
dr phil is a moron and a prick
You take that back.

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daynlokki
06/13/21 12:57:48 PM
#166:


Wutobliteration posted...
wow should have expected such helpful advice from CE.

I'm done here
What were you expecting? You tried to get a random to fuck you in others filth on a first date like it was normal.
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Demon1050
06/13/21 10:24:20 PM
#167:


the0rebirth posted...
I read every page of this post and couldnt stop laughing. I really do hope its a joke topic.


rofl man it has to be. It was a pretty funny one though.

If by chance it's real sorry bro. Be creative to sneak the next one in your room and you'll have a good time. :) Or if you have secluded wilderness (especially mountains!) that would be more fun than in a bed. Nothing like being out in nature and unleashing your inner wild animal. :D
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BeyondWalls
06/13/21 10:34:11 PM
#168:


I just can't go over the fact that this girl thought she was going to get wine and dined at the park and TC was like, "you want to go in the toilet and do it?"

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Bass_X0
06/14/21 8:38:23 AM
#169:


Wutobliteration posted...
I should mention I'm not in the US.

Where I live most people my age cant afford to own their cars and live with their parents (think Japan)

save up for a hotel room, travel to that hotel no matter how far away it is.

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Blue_Dream87
06/14/21 9:04:37 AM
#170:


omg, bring a blanket and fuck behind a tree/bush

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Frizzurd
06/14/21 9:54:31 AM
#171:


This is some Borat style bullshit. lol
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awesome999
06/14/21 9:55:26 AM
#172:


Can't believe this topic isn't dead yet
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Bass_X0
06/14/21 11:45:58 AM
#173:


awesome999 posted...
Can't believe this topic isn't dead yet

just OPs sex life.

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CobraGT
06/14/21 1:04:59 PM
#174:


BeyondWalls posted...
I just can't go over the fact that this girl thought she was going to get wine and dined at the park and TC was like, "you want to go in the toilet and do it?"

I had not considered this aspect. He could at least bring a bottle of wine. Then again anyone who agrees to sex in advance may be a cop out for a bust.

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