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ArvTheGreat 06/18/21 1:28:04 PM #1: |
It said chuck norris came in contact with The corona virus the virus had to quarantine for 14 days
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Soup_or_Science 06/18/21 3:16:48 PM #2: |
Chuck Norris had to sit through a Chuck Norris joke one time. It was the most hilarious one ever.
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Metalsonic66 06/18/21 6:09:47 PM #3: |
Chuck Norris was bitten by a black mamba. After several hours of agonizing pain and convulsions, the snake finally died.
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Metalsonic66 06/18/21 6:10:22 PM #4: |
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed a dozen people. Then it exploded.
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Mead 06/18/21 6:20:03 PM #5: |
Chuck Norris jokes were never funny. At no point.
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Metalsonic66 06/18/21 6:38:37 PM #6: |
Chuck Norris once ate his entire birthday cake before his friends had a chance to tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Norris'd. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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captpackrat 06/18/21 7:41:06 PM #7: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPXfWZ7tNLw
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Fierce_Deity_08 06/18/21 7:51:28 PM #8: |
Chuck Norris killed John Wicks dog once. Wick just said Thats okay, I didnt really like that one anyway.
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Metalsonic66 06/18/21 7:59:03 PM #9: |
Chuck Norris was walking down the street and got an erection.
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Metalsonic66 06/18/21 8:02:30 PM #10: |
"Chuck flosses his teeth with steel wool. Then he eats a bowl of dynamite, takes a massive two-flush megashit, and wipes his ass with intercepted letters to Santa Claus"
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mooreandrew58 06/18/21 8:09:09 PM #11: |
Chuck Norris has been dead for years. The reaper is just afraid to tell him.
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mooreandrew58 06/18/21 8:11:52 PM #12: |
Mead posted...
Chuck Norris jokes were never funny. At no point. They are making fun of the fact that his shit is so over the top. Like in walker Texas ranger it was like nobody could beat him at anything. Even stupid shit like guess what card im holding. Iirc they literally did that in the show --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 06/18/21 8:29:58 PM #13: |
mooreandrew58 posted...
Chuck Norris has been dead for years. The reaper is just afraid to tell him.Haha I like that one. mooreandrew58 posted... Like in walker Texas ranger it was like nobody could beat him at anything.Fun fact: Before every filming of Walker, they injected Chuck Norris with twice the lethal dosage of elephant tranquilizers. This helped to reduce the number of on-set fatalities. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 06/18/21 8:51:23 PM #14: |
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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ArvTheGreat 06/18/21 9:01:31 PM #15: |
Chuck Norris once saved a building from a burning dog
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