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gna647 06/22/21 1:09:00 PM #1: |
classic one like Mew under the truck type shit
one of my friends told me that theres a DBZ episode where vegeta steals trunks sword and cuts shenron in half down the middle. Completely believed him --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 06/22/21 1:09:51 PM #2: |
Your blood is blue when it's in your body
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Payzmaykr 06/22/21 1:10:28 PM #3: |
Going to college guarantees a stable, high-paying career.
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modena 06/22/21 1:11:02 PM #4: |
"You can get hemroids from sitting on cold bleachers"
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TwoDoorPC 06/22/21 1:12:03 PM #5: |
chewing gum takes seven years to digest
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Flockaveli 06/22/21 1:13:28 PM #6: |
Marilyn Manson had two of his ribs surgically removed so he could perform auto-fellatio on himself.
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Ilishe 06/22/21 1:13:32 PM #7: |
--- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 06/22/21 1:14:13 PM #8: |
Working hard is the key to success.
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LeoRavus 06/22/21 1:15:46 PM #9: |
Here's some shit my hillbilly grandma had me believing:
If you take a picture of your dog it'll die. If I stay out past 9pm aliens will take me away in their space ship. If you hug your male friend you'll turn gay. She insisted Tootsie Rolls were pronounced tute see. The whole family argued against her pronunciation until she stormed out of the house in a rage. --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 06/22/21 1:16:46 PM #10: |
The cake!!!
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UnholyMudcrab 06/22/21 1:17:07 PM #11: |
LeoRavus posted...
She insisted Tootsie Rolls were pronounced tute see. The whole family argued against her pronunciation until she stormed out of the house in a rage. Well, that's certainly better than what my grandma called them --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 06/22/21 1:19:12 PM #12: |
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
"Violence never solved anything." "Children should be seen and not heard." --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 06/22/21 1:23:22 PM #13: |
Umbreon posted...
This would be true in a perfect world. My neighbor's kids have lungs from hell. --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD Divine 06/22/21 1:33:22 PM #14: |
My dad used to tell my sister that little girls cant get headaches whenever she said she had one.
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gna647 06/22/21 1:36:33 PM #15: |
LeoRavus posted...
Here's some shit my hillbilly grandma had me believing: lmao thats how I pronounce it --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 06/22/21 2:56:43 PM #16: |
Keep making that face and itll get stuck that way forever & ever & ever & ever.
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GreatGoomba 06/22/21 3:00:28 PM #17: |
"You matter"
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Life Sympathy 06/22/21 3:16:41 PM #19: |
"Daddy longlegs" (Opiliones) had the most potent venom known to humans but they were incapable of biting humans.
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Tyranthraxus 06/23/21 11:19:36 AM #21: |
Yellow 5 shrinks your penis
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bobbaaay 06/23/21 11:24:48 AM #22: |
it's illegal to turn on the dashboard lights in your car while you're driving
pulling the tag off of a mattress will get you arrested ... Copied to Clipboard!
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