Current Events > C\D you are never going to have sex

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catboy
06/22/21 5:40:12 PM
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C, it just ain't happenin', brah

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TheVipaGTS
06/22/21 5:40:32 PM
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Ive already had sex many times. Its nice.

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Smackems
06/22/21 5:42:12 PM
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But I have

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catboy
06/22/21 5:42:55 PM
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get outta here, sexhavers! >:{

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Smackems
06/22/21 5:43:23 PM
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More like a sexhader

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catboy
06/22/21 5:43:43 PM
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Smackems posted...
More like a sexhader
I chuckled

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DravenRainrix
06/22/21 5:44:33 PM
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It's really not the be all and end all of life.
These days I'd rather have a nice pizza and a couple beers.

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weekoldhotdog
06/22/21 5:45:01 PM
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I just got laid last night :(

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LeoRavus
06/22/21 5:45:48 PM
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I have, but probably never again. I'm too picky.

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Kanaya413
06/22/21 5:46:06 PM
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catboy posted...
C, it just ain't happenin', brah


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DravenRainrix
06/22/21 5:53:54 PM
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Conflict posted...
What if you had sex with a nice pizza and a couple beers?

That would burn your winky on the hot cheese and make a real mess of your sheets.
Plus, it'd just make sense to Shag a calzone instead of a pizza.

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deoxxys
06/22/21 5:55:06 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
I have, but probably never again. I'm too picky.
Only women are allowed to be picky and still get some, dont you know better?

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Joeydollaz
06/22/21 5:55:41 PM
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I think you gain Immortality if you do this

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MarthGoomba
06/22/21 5:57:34 PM
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armandro
06/22/21 5:58:46 PM
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if i ever get married

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deoxxys
06/22/21 6:02:17 PM
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Protips for people who want to get laid, from a man who had difficulty getting there but can with enough effort.

Even if you are ugly you can dress nice, its not that hard to put away the gamer t-shirt and pick up the first set of nice clothes at target/walmart, pretty much anything is an upgrade from tshirts/jeans/workout pants. Pick up a set of 20lb dumbells+ a yogaball and workout, help yourself be more desirable.

If you just want to get laid, stop being picky. Big women need loving too ;)

Also if you want her to keep coming back for more then dont be selfish and finish too soon, have her needs in mind too. Watch and read up on some tips online. If you can last learn how to use your hands and mouth.


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KogaSteelfang
06/22/21 6:03:06 PM
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Confirm.

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GS4Life
06/22/21 6:05:03 PM
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Never say never

But highly, highly unlikely for me
Feels bad man

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