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Where does it happen

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You mean a meat cube moment? Share your toe nail cleaner at the crack house.
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imagine a cute meat moment

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If you entered this topic and didnt imagine a meet cute, sorry you're not a winner

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We're both working at a slaughterhouse. As the cow carcass moves down the line she's cleaning out the front end while I clean out the back end. Our hands accidentally touch. We look at each other and giggle.

I lose my balance and fall. She crawls through the cow body and is psuedo birthed out on the back end so that she can make sure that I'm okay. Our eyes meet. My boner is full bonified. I pack her meat. She's instantly impregnated. Then gives birth and that child grows up to be a full grown man within several minutes.

I reveal that I'm a traveler from the stars. I came to this planet to learn how to process animal sustenance but now she's the only thing that can sustain my heart.

We get married. My full grown son is my best man. He gives a speech about us going to a baseball game when he was a kid and him looking at his parents and realizing what love is. This story never happened. The crowd eats it up because junior is so convincing.

Then it hits me. My son is a sociopath. I realize that he must be stopped. I wrestle my own son to the ground and suffocate him in the wedding cake.

The crowd doesn't understand the danger they were in. The police are called. My new bride screams that she never wants to see me again.. Im taken to jail. The judge sentences me to 30 years.

I walk into my cell and accidentally drop my sheets. My cell mate helps me pick them up. We bump heads as I lean over. Our eyes meet. And that's how I met the love of my life.

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Jiek_Fafn posted...

We're both working at a slaughterhouse. As the cow carcass moves down the line she's cleaning out the front end while I clean out the back end. Our hands accidentally touch. We look at each other and giggle.

I lose my balance and fall. She crawls through the cow body and is psuedo birthed out on the back end so that she can make sure that I'm okay. Our eyes meet. My boner is full bonified. I pack her meat. She's instantly impregnated. Then gives birth and that child grows up to be a full grown man within several minutes.

I reveal that I'm a traveler from the stars. I came to this planet to learn how to process animal sustenance but now she's the only thing that can sustain my heart.

We get married. My full grown son is my best man. He gives a speech about us going to a baseball game when he was a kid and him looking at his parents and realizing what love is. This story never happened. The crowd eats it up because junior is so convincing.

Then it hits me. My son is a sociopath. I realize that he must be stopped. I wrestle my own son to the ground and suffocate him I'm a wedding cake.

The crowd doesn't understand the danger they were in. The police are called. My new bride screams that she never wants to see me again.. Im taken to jail. The judge sentences me to 30 years.

I walk into my cell and accidentally drop my sheets. My cell mate helps me pick them up. We bump heads as I lean over. Our eyes meet. And that's how I met the love of my life.

Tldr

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MedeaLysistrata posted...

Tldr

Lies. You read it and it touched you emotionally. Then our eyes met. We both shyly looked away but we both knew what the other was thinking. Can love really bloom in a topic on CE? We both know it's wrong...but still.

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Jiek_Fafn posted...

Lies. You read it and it touched you emotionally. Then our eyes met. We both shyly looked away but we both knew what the other was thinking. Can love really bloom in a topic on CE? We both know it's wrong...but still.

Sure, I'm down

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