Current Events > A girl asked a boy if she was pretty and he said "no".

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rexcrk posted...

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....)
REGLAOGB IF U CREY ALWAZ..XXX

This was written by a young vegy

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A boy had cancer and only one month to live. He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much, but he did not tell her about his love for her. Everyday he went to the CD shop and bought a CD just so he could talk to her. After a month, he died.

When the girl went his home and asked about him, his mom told her that he died and took her to his room. She saw that all the CDs were unopened. The girl cried and cried. Finally she died after a month.

You know why she cried?

Because she had kept her own love letters inside the CD packs. She also loved him.

1234Life posted...

A boy had cancer and only one month to live. He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much, but he did not tell her about his love for her. Everyday he went to the CD shop and bought a CD just so he could talk to her. After a month, he died.

When the girl went his home and asked about him, his mom told her that he died and took her to his room. She saw that all the CDs were unopened. The girl cried and cried. Finally she died after a month.

You know why she cried?

Because she had kept her own love letters inside the CD packs. She also loved him.

Oh SNAP

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A girl wanted a ring. But the boy gave her a
teddy bear instead. In anger, the girl threw the teddy bear on the road. The boy went to get the teddy bear, but was hit by a on coming car and died instead. At his funeral, the girl hugged the bear and the machine in it spoke: Will you marry me?. Guess what she found: A ring inside it

1234Life posted...

A girl wanted a ring. But the boy gave her a
teddy bear instead. In anger, the girl threw the teddy bear on the road. The boy went to get the teddy bear, but was hit by a on coming car and died instead. At his funeral, the girl hugged the bear and the machine in it spoke: Will you marry me?. Guess what she found: A ring inside it

Who writes this schlock?

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1234Life posted...

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty and he said "no". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she were to walk away, and once again he said no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said "Not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked awayId die

Pretty is a superset of beautiful, people want things they need, and as she started to walk away his health was unaffected.

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I remember this. this is some mid 2000s milennial emo cringe meme stuff. lol

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a girl had ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die. So she was going to have ovary implants surgery. When the day was that she was having her surgery she said goodbye to her family and told her boyfriend she loved him. She came out of the surgery and had no cancer because she was cured. She saw her family then asked where her boyfriend was and her mom said wait didnt the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries? like if you love your boyfriend.

Hambo the Hog posted...

That girl's name? Albert Einstein.

I dont know why this made me laugh so much hahahahahahahaha

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Zebras

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is the pandemic not a thing yet, what freaking year is it

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I smack topic with dick evrytiem
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1234Life posted...

A girl and a boy were driving in a car. Suddenly, the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos. The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall in front of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.

This is still fucking magnificent.

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A boy was dating a girl who always hurt him.

One day, she broke up with him and told him, "I don't ever want to see you again."

A few months later, the girl had a change of heart. She realized that she loved the boy, so she went back and to him and said, "Give me just one more chance. I love you and I need you. I promise that I will never hurt you again."

But the boy just laughed and said to her, "Only a fool would take back someone who hurt them so much."

The girl felt hopeless and began to cry, but the boy put his arms around her, held her tightly and said, "...and I am one of those fools.

1234Life posted...

A boy was dating a girl who always hurt him.

One day, she broke up with him and told him, "I don't ever want to see you again."

A few months later, the girl had a change of heart. She realized that she loved the boy, so she went back and to him and said, "Give me just one more chance. I love you and I need you. I promise that I will never hurt you again."

But the boy just laughed and said to her, "Only a fool would take back someone who hurt them so much."

The girl felt hopeless and began to cry, but the boy put his arms around her, held her tightly and said, "...and I am one of those fools.

The fact that he took her back makes me CRINGEEEE
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A boy was polishing his new car. His girlfriend picked up a stone and started scratching lines on the side of the car. The boy got angry, took the girls hand, and hit it many times, not realizing he still had the wrench in his hand.

At the hospital, the girl asked the boy, Baby, when will my hands grow back?

The boy was so hurt that he went back to the car and started kicking the side of it many times. Sitting back, he looks at the scratches that the girl made, and it says: I love you baby

This shit gets me evrytim

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A boy and a girl were sitting on the couch watching TV. The girl then turns to the boy and says I hate you. The boys eyes fill with rage and he wraps his hands around the girls throat, squeezing with all his might. The girl struggles, but finally builds up the strength to let out one last breath: April Fools

The boy stares at the girls lifeless body laying on the couch with tears running down his face. He rushes over to the calendar on the wall and sees todays date: April 1st

Reading this topic really drives home why I should not hang out on this board.

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CobraGT posted...

Reading this topic really drives home why I should not hang out on this board.

Lol weird af huh. But that's ce
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