Current Events > ok but real talk how the fuck does an entire baby fit through a vagina

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Choco 07/04/21 7:48:19 PM #1:	>_> --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:955747626] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>>_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 07/04/21 7:48:48 PM #2:	Lots of tearing. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:955747641] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Lots of tearing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/04/21 7:49:45 PM #3:	The vagina can stretch, tear and rip <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:955747664] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>The vagina can stretch, tear and rip</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Neoconkers 07/04/21 7:51:22 PM #4:	lots of stretching and/or ripping, and the baby having a soft skull until after delivery --- Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq. Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil <cite>Neoconkers posted [p:955747703] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>lots of stretching and/or ripping, and the baby having a soft skull until after delivery </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 07/04/21 7:52:06 PM #5:	Neoconkers posted... the baby having a soft skull until after delivery WTF --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:955747723] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Neoconkers posted... </cite> <quote>the baby having a soft skull until after delivery</quote>WTF </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
googs19 07/04/21 8:05:56 PM #6:	Babies are soft and squishy, vaginas are stretchey and tearable. <cite>googs19 posted [p:955748033] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Babies are soft and squishy, vaginas are stretchey and tearable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 07/04/21 8:06:47 PM #7:	It's like pushing a ball out of a balloon --- Peace Love Dope <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:955748058] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>It's like pushing a ball out of a balloon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 07/04/21 8:08:12 PM #8:	TC never wondered why fisting is a thing. --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg https://imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:955748108] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>TC never wondered why fisting is a thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 07/04/21 8:08:21 PM #9:	It's like pooping out a football --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:955748114] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>It's like pooping out a football </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boombam99 07/04/21 8:10:01 PM #10:	Its weird to think we all lived inside a body once and squeezed out the vagina <cite>Boombam99 posted [p:955748148] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Its weird to think we all lived inside a body once and squeezed out the vagina </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cuticrusader09 07/04/21 8:10:56 PM #11:	Funkydog posted... Lots of tearing. A little. I have had 2 kids. One they didnt cut me so I tore a bit, second they cut me so that was all. If you have an epidural you dont even feel it. --- AC - Violet on Penny. (N), Rose on Sapphire (S) <cite>Cuticrusader09 posted [p:955748169] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>Lots of tearing. </quote> A little. I have had 2 kids. One they didnt cut me so I tore a bit, second they cut me so that was all. If you have an epidural you dont even feel it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 07/04/21 8:12:15 PM #12:	Lots of episiotomies --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:955748200] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Lots of episiotomies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/04/21 8:14:10 PM #13:	Once the body knows the baby is coming out the vagina dilates, or expands the canal to 10 cm. If the baby head is too big for that then usually tearing happens. --- Oda break tracker 2021- 5 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 7-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 8-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:955748257] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Once the body knows the baby is coming out the vagina dilates, or expands the canal to 10 cm. If the baby head is too big for that then usually tearing happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 07/04/21 8:15:54 PM #14:	Cuticrusader09 posted... A little. I have had 2 kids. One they didnt cut me so I tore a bit, second they cut me so that was all. If you have an epidural you dont even feel it. Even though I will never experience that, reading this made protectively put my hand on my crotch while imagine the screaming sound of Tom (from Jerry). --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:955748309] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Cuticrusader09 posted... </cite> <quote>A little. I have had 2 kids. One they didnt cut me so I tore a bit, second they cut me so that was all. If you have an epidural you dont even feel it.</quote> Even though I will never experience that, reading this made protectively put my hand on my crotch while imagine the screaming sound of Tom (from Jerry). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/04/21 8:18:54 PM #15:	the male equivalent of the pain of childbirth is a kidney stone. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:955748389] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>the male equivalent of the pain of childbirth is a kidney stone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 07/04/21 8:19:57 PM #16:	Well, childbirth was/is a major cause of women dying for a reason. --- To/fro from-towards <cite>masticatingman posted [p:955748415] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Well, childbirth was/is a major cause of women dying for a reason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R_Jackal 07/04/21 8:20:31 PM #17:	The only real answer is that the human body is capable of truly monstrous, disturbing things. <cite>R_Jackal posted [p:955748430] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>The only real answer is that the human body is capable of truly monstrous, disturbing things. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/04/21 8:21:22 PM #18:	Wanna find out --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:955748454] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Wanna find out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperVegitoFAN 07/04/21 8:21:24 PM #19:	Choco posted... WTF Takes a couple of months to truly grow solid Similar to the kneecaps IIRC. --- "Im not saying thats how it should be" "Im Saying thats how it is" <cite>SuperVegitoFAN posted [p:955748455] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>WTF</quote> Takes a couple of months to truly grow solid Similar to the kneecaps IIRC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 07/05/21 4:25:14 AM #20:	Choco posted... >_> like a bag of sand the shape of a water melon slips through the mouth of a hippo --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:955758576] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>>_></quote>like a bag of sand the shape of a water melon slips through the mouth of a hippo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadow20201 07/05/21 4:29:40 AM #21:	Neoconkers posted... lots of stretching and/or ripping, and the baby having a soft skull until after delivery Yeah, my first child came out as a cone head after a long labour that eventually became a c-section. Went back to normal in a few hours. --- czzzzzzzzzz[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ 'Sir we are surrounded!' 'Excellent, then we can attack in any direction.' <cite>Shadow20201 posted [p:955758621] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Neoconkers posted... </cite> <quote>lots of stretching and/or ripping, and the baby having a soft skull until after delivery</quote>Yeah, my first child came out as a cone head after a long labour that eventually became a c-section. Went back to normal in a few hours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/05/21 4:32:14 AM #22:	Scientists have determined this is what babies hear immediately before labor begins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PLgaVmj4E0 --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:955758661] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Scientists have determined this is what babies hear immediately before labor begins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PLgaVmj4E0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scamatoru 07/05/21 4:48:53 AM #24:	Neoconkers posted... the baby having a soft skull until after delivery --- nothing to see here <cite>scamatoru posted [p:955758867] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Neoconkers posted... </cite> <quote>the baby having a soft skull until after delivery</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadlyNinjaBees 07/05/21 4:51:03 AM #25:	Same way a fist does. --- Soi Disantra. <cite>DeadlyNinjaBees posted [p:955758898] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Same way a fist does. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 07/05/21 4:58:18 AM #26:	The baby crouches down while it exits --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:955758971] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>The baby crouches down while it exits </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lvaneede 07/05/21 5:13:05 AM #27:	Im so glad Im not a woman --- Fact: Nintendo is the best, there is no point denying it. <cite>Lvaneede posted [p:955759124] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Im so glad Im not a woman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hollowshy 07/05/21 5:13:56 AM #28:	I read somewhere that giving birth is the hardest for humans as they stand upright their entire lives thus narrowing the opening for them. --- Watch me stream a Power Rangers fighting game x: https://www.twitch.tv/hollowshy_ <cite>Hollowshy posted [p:955759132] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>I read somewhere that giving birth is the hardest for humans as they stand upright their entire lives thus narrowing the opening for them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/05/21 5:16:22 AM #29:	Hollowshy posted... I read somewhere that giving birth is the hardest for humans as they stand upright their entire lives thus narrowing the opening for them. I think some species have their kids eat their way out, so I don't know that we can say we have it the hardest. But yeah, being bipedal and smart isn't the best thing for giving birth. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:955759156] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Hollowshy posted... </cite> <quote>I read somewhere that giving birth is the hardest for humans as they stand upright their entire lives thus narrowing the opening for them.</quote>I think some species have their kids eat their way out, so I don't know that we can say we have it the hardest. But yeah, being bipedal and smart isn't the best thing for giving birth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 07/05/21 5:18:22 AM #30:	girls are stretchy <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:955759175] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>girls are stretchy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 07/05/21 5:39:02 AM #31:	i'm glad you asked! come along children!! `beep beep` Cruisin' on down Main Street You're relaxed and feelin' good Next thing that you know you're seein' Octopus in the neighborhood! Surfin' on a sound wave Swingin' through the stars Take a left at your intestine Take your second right past Mars. On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS --- You got what you asked for Did it fix what was wrong with you? <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:955759353] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>i'm glad you asked! come along children!! beep beep Cruisin' on down Main Street You're relaxed and feelin' good Next thing that you know you're seein' Octopus in the neighborhood! Surfin' on a sound wave Swingin' through the stars Take a left at your intestine Take your second right past Mars. On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 07/05/21 5:47:12 AM #32:	Lvaneede posted... Im so glad Im not a woman Bearing a child is not mandatory. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:955759433] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Lvaneede posted... </cite> <quote>Im so glad Im not a woman</quote>Bearing a child is not mandatory. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 07/05/21 5:52:43 AM #33:	Shadow20201 posted... Yeah, my first child came out as a cone head after a long labour that eventually became a c-section. Went back to normal in a few hours. WTF --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:955759496] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Shadow20201 posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, my first child came out as a cone head after a long labour that eventually became a c-section. Went back to normal in a few hours.</quote>WTF </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/05/21 5:53:19 AM #34:	Yep. The skull is not fully formed and is elastic in newborns <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955759506] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Yep. The skull is not fully formed and is elastic in newborns </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/05/21 5:57:17 AM #35:	Choco did they not show you any child birthing videos or something? Did you take Sex Ed? --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955759544] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Choco did they not show you any child birthing videos or something? Did you take Sex Ed? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 07/05/21 6:00:55 AM #36:	OwlRammer posted... The baby crouches down while it exits lol --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:955759578] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>OwlRammer posted... </cite> <quote>The baby crouches down while it exits</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 07/05/21 6:04:08 AM #37:	BloodMoon7 posted... Choco did they not show you any child birthing videos or something? no BloodMoon7 posted... Did you take Sex Ed? i'm not american so what do you think --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:955759617] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>Choco did they not show you any child birthing videos or something?</quote>no BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>Did you take Sex Ed?</quote>i'm not american so what do you think </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/05/21 6:05:48 AM #38:	Choco posted... no i'm not american so what do you think ._. I was under impression not being American meant you were more educated, not less. And I say this as an American. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955759635] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>no i'm not american so what do you think</quote>._. I was under impression not being American meant you were more educated, not less. And I say this as an American. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 07/05/21 6:07:47 AM #39:	BloodMoon7 posted... ._. I was under impression not being American meant you were more educated, not less. And I say this as an American. i'm saying i did take sex ed and the implication that there's an option not to take it is incredibly american >_> idk if it's all that important to show a birthing video --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:955759655] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>._. I was under impression not being American meant you were more educated, not less. And I say this as an American.</quote>i'm saying i did take sex ed and the implication that there's an option not to take it is incredibly american >_> idk if it's all that important to show a birthing video </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 07/05/21 6:10:42 AM #40:	you don't need sex ed, everything i know about sex i learned from yahoo messenger when i was 12 whether i liked it or not --- You got what you asked for Did it fix what was wrong with you? <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:955759679] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>you don't need sex ed, everything i know about sex i learned from yahoo messenger when i was 12 whether i liked it or not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DEKMStephens 07/05/21 6:14:43 AM #41:	Choco posted... Are the straights okay? --- ----- ------- <cite>DEKMStephens posted [p:955759717] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>Are the straights okay?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 07/05/21 6:15:53 AM #42:	DEKMStephens posted... Choco posted... Are the straights okay? what? --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:955759726] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>DEKMStephens posted... </cite> <quote>Choco posted... Are the straights okay?</quote>what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/05/21 6:16:05 AM #43:	Choco posted... i'm saying i did take sex ed and the implication that there's an option not to take it is incredibly american >_> idk if it's all that important to show a birthing video I wasn't given a choice tho. I was scarred for life. Well I was asked to just leave at one point cause I kept giggling and because I suggested that kicking someone in the nuts is a contraceptive. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955759731] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>i'm saying i did take sex ed and the implication that there's an option not to take it is incredibly american >_> idk if it's all that important to show a birthing video</quote>I wasn't given a choice tho. I was scarred for life. Well I was asked to just leave at one point cause I kept giggling and because I suggested that kicking someone in the nuts is a contraceptive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 07/05/21 6:17:02 AM #44:	BloodMoon7 posted... I wasn't given a choice tho. I was scarred for life. rekt --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:955759739] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>I wasn't given a choice tho. I was scarred for life. </quote>rekt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 07/05/21 6:39:13 AM #45:	Nobody tell Choco about the fontanelle --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:955759944] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Nobody tell Choco about the fontanelle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 07/05/21 7:04:45 AM #46:	lube --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:955760156] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>lube </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 07/05/21 7:41:15 AM #47:	What's even more hard to imagine is that they come through the cervix first. After that I assume the vagina is easy in comparison. It's why back when medical technology wasn't as advanced, loads of women died from child birth. My grandma used to say, giving birth, there's only a thin bed sheet between you and grim reaper. --- Rule #17: Don't be a Hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken. <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:955760552] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>What's even more hard to imagine is that they come through the cervix first. After that I assume the vagina is easy in comparison. It's why back when medical technology wasn't as advanced, loads of women died from child birth. My grandma used to say, giving birth, there's only a thin bed sheet between you and grim reaper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 07/05/21 7:47:20 AM #48:	I wish I was a woman <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:955760625] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>I wish I was a woman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cuticrusader09 07/05/21 7:54:00 AM #49:	BloodMoon7 posted... Choco did they not show you any child birthing videos or something? Did you take Sex Ed? The video they show you shows a perfect end of the birth. Its nothing like being awake for 24 hours in labor, fluid from uterus not being the color they like since youve been in labor for so long, kid coming out with the umbilical cord around the neck. Of course then theres some women that after struggling for hours on end get pushed into a c-section. I mean they are so tired I dont know how they can make a logical decision on a medical procedure. After going through it I dont see what benefit watching the video during the sex ed has. --- AC - Violet on Penny. (N), Rose on Sapphire (S) <cite>Cuticrusader09 posted [p:955760721] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted...</cite> <quote>Choco did they not show you any child birthing videos or something? Did you take Sex Ed? </quote> The video they show you shows a perfect end of the birth. Its nothing like being awake for 24 hours in labor, fluid from uterus not being the color they like since youve been in labor for so long, kid coming out with the umbilical cord around the neck. Of course then theres some women that after struggling for hours on end get pushed into a c-section. I mean they are so tired I dont know how they can make a logical decision on a medical procedure. After going through it I dont see what benefit watching the video during the sex ed has.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/05/21 7:57:49 AM #50:	Ok but TC just wanted to know how the crotch goblin squeezes out. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955760775] in ok but rea... [t:79548530]...</cite> <quote>Ok but TC just wanted to know how the crotch goblin squeezes out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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