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No_U_L7
07/10/21 3:17:34 PM
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nice to know i've still got it at age 34

she had a fake ID she was all too happy to show me alongside her real ID
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Arcanine2009
07/10/21 3:18:35 PM
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No_U_ Just_Woke_Up

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No_U_L7
07/10/21 3:19:05 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
No_U_ Just_Woke_Up


i mean, yeah i did
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Turbam
07/10/21 3:21:22 PM
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Hey man, I know that she's a legal aged adult, but at your age, you are only allowed to make out with someone that is 24 and up, in fact, I'd say to push it to 25 and up, just a to be safe, you'll never know if they lied about the year, just trying to look out for ya.

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Pepys Monster
07/10/21 3:21:49 PM
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Congrats. Is that all you did?

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BanthaBreed
07/10/21 3:22:07 PM
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So exactly how fat and damaged was she then?
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No_U_L7
07/10/21 3:23:10 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Congrats. Is that all you did?


Ended up leaving the club with a different girl

BanthaBreed posted...
So exactly how fat and damaged was she then?


Lmao
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CM_Ponch
07/10/21 3:23:41 PM
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I'm grateful for TC. As bad as things may get at least I know I didn't dedicate a decade to making up stories on CE about hooking up with teenagers. Like imagine waking up every day and this being your life.

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Turbam
07/10/21 3:23:42 PM
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What the hee ho! You ignored me! >: V

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No_U_L7
07/10/21 3:25:53 PM
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Turbam posted...
What the hee ho! You ignored me! >: V


you didnt ask a question
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Rharyx211
07/10/21 3:54:21 PM
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Tagged as being a pedo. Never a dull day on this site.

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No_U_L7
07/10/21 3:56:23 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
Tagged as being a pedo. Never a dull day on this site.


wat

she was 18, i even checked her ID
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Pepys Monster
07/10/21 4:41:14 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
Tagged as being a pedo. Never a dull day on this site.
He isn't a pedo, though.

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AldousIsDead
07/10/21 4:44:19 PM
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Maybe, still a creep though.

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Eat More Beef
07/10/21 4:46:44 PM
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Not impressed. Chick was underaged in a bar (unless you were at a college party which is wayyyy creepier).

I get more and more concerned for others with every topic you post.

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ChrisTaka
07/10/21 4:47:27 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
wat

she was 18, i even checked her ID

Heh, oldest trick in the book ... everyone knows that the only true way to identify someone's age is to ask for their opinion on airline food.

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BeantownHero
07/10/21 4:48:41 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
I'm grateful for TC. As bad as things may get at least I know I didn't dedicate a decade to making up stories on CE about hooking up with teenagers. Like imagine waking up every day and this being your life.

They're so pressed to try and recreate the popcorn my 500 topic generated. It's real weirdo behavior


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Autocraticus
07/10/21 4:49:01 PM
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C, final answer.
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No_U_L7
07/10/21 4:50:14 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Not impressed. Chick was underaged in a bar (unless you were at a college party which is wayyyy creepier).

I get more and more concerned for others with every topic you post.


I go to college parties all the time, what's wrong with that? Was just at one for the 4th of july
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R1masher
07/10/21 4:52:32 PM
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Made out eww

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PatrickMahomes
07/10/21 5:03:16 PM
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tag

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/10/21 5:12:36 PM
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Another fake story and with a girl who might be lying about being of legal age, edgy topic creator.

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mustachedmystic
07/10/21 5:20:01 PM
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Its obvious she was trying to piss off daddy.

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No_U_L7
07/10/21 5:33:25 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Let me guess, high school party, senior year? The party was bumping and the music was loud?


No, night club. She used her fake ID to get in
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winged_weltall
07/10/21 5:34:19 PM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Heh, oldest trick in the book ... everyone knows that the only true way to identify someone's age is to ask for their opinion on airline food.

Wait what? How would that indicate her age?
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YellowSUV
07/10/21 5:35:43 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
nice to know i've still got it at age 34

she had a fake ID she was all too happy to show me alongside her real ID

Maybe both IDs were fake.

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Winrawr
07/10/21 5:38:27 PM
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Creepy topic
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Eat More Beef
07/10/21 5:41:51 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
I go to college parties all the time, what's wrong with that? Was just at one for the 4th of july

Dude. You're 34. You've become one of those older dudes hanging around parties to prey upon young women.

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Father_
07/10/21 5:43:07 PM
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Get it TC!

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No_U_L7
07/10/21 5:47:24 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...


Dude. You're 34. You've become one of those older dudes hanging around parties to prey upon young women.


No preying going on, nothing I said should make you think otherwise. Most of the parties I go to are ages 20-30, with the occasional younger and older person
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Ivany2008
07/10/21 5:51:13 PM
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like none of you would go for a chick if she was 100 percent 18/19 while you are in your mid 30s? It's not like he's marrying the chick. It might be weird, but if its just sexual then I see nothing wrong with it.

One of the longest relationships a friend of mine had was with a chick who was 19 when he met her, and he was 26. They dated for 4 years before she moved to Toronto.
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dj1200
07/10/21 5:59:17 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
Tagged as being a pedo. Never a dull day on this site.

but hes not. An 18 year old is an adult.

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Eat More Beef
07/10/21 6:57:03 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
like none of you would go for a chick if she was 100 percent 18/19 while you are in your mid 30s? It's not like he's marrying the chick. It might be weird, but if its just sexual then I see nothing wrong with it.

One of the longest relationships a friend of mine had was with a chick who was 19 when he met her, and he was 26. They dated for 4 years before she moved to Toronto.

See, if you're hovering around 35, you have much different cultural touchstones than someone who is 18.

And let's not forget, the TC is only in this to get laid, so it's kinda fucked up that he's targeting younger women cause they won't be able to see through his horseshit.

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No_U_L7
07/10/21 7:20:46 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...


See, if you're hovering around 35, you have much different cultural touchstones than someone who is 18.

And let's not forget, the TC is only in this to get laid, so it's kinda fucked up that he's targeting younger women cause they won't be able to see through his horseshit.


I never said I was only in this to get laid

I'm not tragetinb younger women, I'm targeting women I find attractive

What horseshit? Nothing I do is horseshit

What a bunch of bs assumptions you make
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Eat More Beef
07/10/21 7:23:36 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
I never said I was only in this to get laid

I'm not tragetinb younger women, I'm targeting women I find attractive

What horseshit? Nothing I do is horseshit

What a bunch of bs assumptions you make

You call yourself a pick up artist. That means you're out there to pick up women. After the multitude of topics you've made, you made it clear you ain't in it for a relationship.

Fuck off with your paltry justifications.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/10/21 7:24:52 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
wat

she was 18, i even checked her ID

lol are you Dennis Reynolds

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Alucard188
07/10/21 7:25:13 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Not impressed. Chick was underaged in a bar (unless you were at a college party which is wayyyy creepier).

I get more and more concerned for others with every topic you post.

Dude's been pulling a gimmick for years.

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No_U_L7
07/10/21 7:26:21 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...


You call yourself a pick up artist. That means you're out there to pick up women. After the multitude of topics you've made, you made it clear you ain't in it for a relationship.

Fuck off with your paltry justifications.


I'm a pick up artist because I have and know all the skills to pick up women. That doesn't mean that's literally all I want to do. That's like saying a chef can't order take out. Just because I want the skills doesn't mean I have to use it exclusively

And relationships are a 2 way street, the girl needs to be able to convince me I should be in a relationship with her. If she can't, that isn't on me. Im absolutely open to it
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Ivany2008
07/10/21 7:33:12 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
See, if you're hovering around 35, you have much different cultural touchstones than someone who is 18.

And let's not forget, the TC is only in this to get laid, so it's kinda fucked up that he's targeting younger women cause they won't be able to see through his horseshit.

and what does cultural touchstones have to do with making out or getting laid? I don't think I'd stop in the middle of a make out session because I really wanted to know her thoughts on the growing prices of housing and taxes in my area; or the crisis in the middle east. And if I'm actually trying to date someone, being physical is something that happens after I get to know them better.

Cultural touchstones only matter if your trying to form some kind of relationship with the person. If your just looking to knock boots, it doesn't matter if she is a democrat, republican, or believes in a giant statue of Chuck Norris. Long as she's clean and legal that's all that really matters in that particular context.

Now, would I go after an 18 year old? hell no. Too many incidents near my area with people getting arrested. 24 is bare minimum.
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CosmicShadows
07/10/21 7:40:03 PM
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WTF is wrong with these people and stupid ass gimmicks?
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/10/21 7:46:16 PM
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ive dated multiple porn stars lol

i have 0 attachment to my ego, you're just afraid of that scenario because you think it will heighten your insecurities about sex and relationships...i have no such insecurities

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MutantJohn
07/10/21 7:49:43 PM
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TC getting railed up in this bitch

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No_U_L7
07/10/21 7:55:35 PM
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16-BITTER posted...

Neil Patrick Harris was acclaimed for his performance as a sleazy pick up bro.

Then again, he was on TV, not a dying video game message board


NPH was sleazy af. Nothing I do is sleazy, it's just dating at a higher level
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PatrickMahomes
07/10/21 7:59:27 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
lol are you Dennis Reynolds
He is

The women never say no, you know why?

because of the implication

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PatrickMahomes
07/10/21 8:00:43 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Neil Patrick Harris was acclaimed for his performance as a sleazy pick up bro.

Then again, he was on TV, not a dying video game message board
Yeah call TC for what he is, but Barney is a bad example - he literally targets dumb women and deliberately tries to get them drunk

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